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The number plate of Miss L B who supports Reading and shouts C'Mon URZ.
LB05URZ, Initials, year and C'Mon URZ
by Gareth November 11, 2004
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A funny Australian comedian who has great albums such as "Yah Mum's Bum" and "Rude Basterd".
by Gareth October 27, 2003
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An unsheared sheep or a very hairy untrimmed muff.
Shaggy cousins, Scraggy is the unsheared sheep. The untrimmed muff- i have been with a few and for legal reasons cannot disclose names, but three were from London!!!!
by Gareth November 18, 2004
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The effects on said youths after they attempt to slash tyres on sportka, after recieving a visit from these three Millwall fans. These youths are predominantly living in Leicestershire and are unemployed and take pride in bumdarting 24/7 with speciality of feltching their friends.
Refer to the state of the doors of the un-named youth after a visit by Hatchet, Matchet and Despatchet, the three notorious Millwall fans- no one wants to mess with.
by Gareth November 11, 2004
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Contrary to popular beleif the term 'yer ma' doesn't actually originate in Scotland. It has been used by many 'spides' or 'steeks' in the beautiful county of Northern Ireland for many many years. As stated above, it is used in a vulgar way when in an argument, when the spide/steek can't think of anything else to say.
Generally it is used to imply that that the spide/steek has had sexual relations with one's mother... but it is usually not the case, since most spides/steeks couldn't get laid if they tried.
"I had yer ma last neet so ah did!"
by Gareth January 9, 2004
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