Gareth's definitions

tidy

Welsh/UK slang

(adj): cool, good, nice, sweet

"Yo, dude. The the new Bad Boys II movie is fuckin' tidy, man!"

by Gareth January 7, 2004

Gah

A term used when drunk, notably recognised by a select group of ex-patrons of the Silver Trumpet.

Should be used outside the confines of a sentence.

Gah!!!!!!

Must be on it's own.

by Gareth February 11, 2005

Yer Ma

Contrary to popular beleif the term 'yer ma' doesn't actually originate in Scotland. It has been used by many 'spides' or 'steeks' in the beautiful county of Northern Ireland for many many years. As stated above, it is used in a vulgar way when in an argument, when the spide/steek can't think of anything else to say.
Generally it is used to imply that that the spide/steek has had sexual relations with one's mother... but it is usually not the case, since most spides/steeks couldn't get laid if they tried.

"I had yer ma last neet so ah did!"

by Gareth January 9, 2004

cumgun

a penis

i stroke my fucking cumgun

by gareth August 28, 2003

i wish

R Kelly fan and someone who especially likes this inparticular song.

Mr. G and Laura B have dedicated this song for each other as an eternal meaning of their great friendship.

by Gareth November 11, 2004

bum darts

when a man pokes his cock in another mans bum.

on saturday nights, gareth goes to morgans house, takes off his pants, and plays "bum darts" with morgann. Gareth usually wins, actually he always wins because as he lieks to say, practice makes perfect

by gareth January 29, 2003

not for ants

A sizeable task, something big or extreme.

This Tequila is not for ants

by gareth October 28, 2003