Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Gareth

lickmuff

A girl who is flexible enough to be able to give herslef oral sex and lick her clit.

A very good yoga expert. The only other person to do this is a female called Eggbina Bervina from a hamlet called Reading, in the county of Berkshire

by Gareth November 12, 2004

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swizz

sweedish jizz

look at that swizz. meaning look at that sweedish man's jizz

by gareth May 26, 2004

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i wish

R Kelly fan and someone who especially likes this inparticular song.

Mr. G and Laura B have dedicated this song for each other as an eternal meaning of their great friendship.

by Gareth November 11, 2004

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sportka

Meaning a person who drives the said car but also who are named Gareth, Laura, Shaggy and whos favourite activities are bumdarting, muff diving, wanking and working and tidying bedrooms

Kettering or Reading yocals

by Gareth November 11, 2004

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hatchet matchet and despatchit

The effects on said youths after they attempt to slash tyres on sportka, after recieving a visit from these three Millwall fans. These youths are predominantly living in Leicestershire and are unemployed and take pride in bumdarting 24/7 with speciality of feltching their friends.

Refer to the state of the doors of the un-named youth after a visit by Hatchet, Matchet and Despatchet, the three notorious Millwall fans- no one wants to mess with.

by Gareth November 11, 2004

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