Gareth's definitions

hatchet matchet and despatchit

The effects on said youths after they attempt to slash tyres on sportka, after recieving a visit from these three Millwall fans. These youths are predominantly living in Leicestershire and are unemployed and take pride in bumdarting 24/7 with speciality of feltching their friends.

Refer to the state of the doors of the un-named youth after a visit by Hatchet, Matchet and Despatchet, the three notorious Millwall fans- no one wants to mess with.

by Gareth November 11, 2004

Slyck

A professional online filesharing community.

Come hang out at Slyck.com!
Register at Slyck.com, fuck the RIAA!

by Gareth August 14, 2004

sportka

Meaning a person who drives the said car but also who are named Gareth, Laura, Shaggy and whos favourite activities are bumdarting, muff diving, wanking and working and tidying bedrooms

Kettering or Reading yocals

by Gareth November 11, 2004

grunger

Grunge :- some one who wears comftable clothing usually baggy jeans and a baggy hoody/sweatshirt and sk8 trainers etc vans, duffs. has a very chilled out perception of the world and taeks life as it comes

some one who listens to the likes of nirvana or soundgarded

by gareth January 12, 2005

Non-Conformist Conformist

The worst type of conformist, these are the disillusioned ones who believe they are not conformists and by slating conformists down they become non-conformists.

"Yeah, I'm not a conformist, I think it's stupid when people dress in a certain way to be liked, you should always dress differently from other people."

by Gareth March 24, 2004

Tribber

A lesbian sex act in which the two women rub there pussys together usually whilst laying down. (unless you get circus porn...those crazy acrobats)

Man nobody knows what a tribber is

by Gareth May 13, 2005

court

An annual popularity contest held during homecomings or proms. Voted by peers or students from the same grade level, the student body elects royalty, which consist of princes and princesses, whom
represent the class before the eventual crowning of king and queen. Court is usually subjective and fall under cliques, but some turn up success stories or dreams come true. Either very hated, ignored, or coveted.

Girl 1: Are you gonna vote for Ashley,
the cheerleader?
Girl 2: No way! I'm gonna vote for that
really nice and pretty new girl.

by Gareth January 29, 2005