Gareth's definitions

Wanboils

A wan boil orginated from the words wan and boil. Imagine masturbatory boils wan-wan waning all over the place. You'll feel good and then explode via ego-gasms.

Wanboil "WAN boil" Pronunciation Key (WAN-boil)
v. wanboiled, wanboil·ing, wanboils
v. intr.

1.
1. To To Wan a fucking boil.
2. To Wan the boiling boil.
3. To undergo the action of boiling, a fucking Wan..
2. To be in a state of agitation; seethe: a river Wanboiling over the fucking.
3. To be stirred up or greatly excited: The mere idea made my Wans boil.

by gareth January 10, 2005

Tribber

A lesbian sex act in which the two women rub there pussys together usually whilst laying down. (unless you get circus porn...those crazy acrobats)

Man nobody knows what a tribber is

by Gareth May 13, 2005

court

An annual popularity contest held during homecomings or proms. Voted by peers or students from the same grade level, the student body elects royalty, which consist of princes and princesses, whom
represent the class before the eventual crowning of king and queen. Court is usually subjective and fall under cliques, but some turn up success stories or dreams come true. Either very hated, ignored, or coveted.

Girl 1: Are you gonna vote for Ashley,
the cheerleader?
Girl 2: No way! I'm gonna vote for that
really nice and pretty new girl.

by Gareth January 29, 2005

Non-Conformist Conformist

The worst type of conformist, these are the disillusioned ones who believe they are not conformists and by slating conformists down they become non-conformists.

"Yeah, I'm not a conformist, I think it's stupid when people dress in a certain way to be liked, you should always dress differently from other people."

by Gareth March 24, 2004

boet

brother, homie, friend etc..

My boet is gonna take me to the match!

by Gareth January 17, 2004

bum darts

when a man pokes his cock in another mans bum.

on saturday nights, gareth goes to morgans house, takes off his pants, and plays "bum darts" with morgann. Gareth usually wins, actually he always wins because as he lieks to say, practice makes perfect

by gareth January 29, 2003

spazclarrt

Developed in the 20th century, spazclarrt was used to tell cunts from hoxton they should be adminstering the drug ketamine to teenage girls from the scene, blud, geon.

"Ayyy Spazclarrt getter meen? Ya dun know bof dem ketamine, safe bransgore mush."

by gareth January 10, 2005