Gareth's definitions

swizz

sweedish jizz

look at that swizz. meaning look at that sweedish man's jizz

by gareth May 26, 2004

Duff Gen

Incorrect information. May have had origins in the RAF.

That tip you gave me for the 2.30 at Sandown turned out to be duff gen.

by Gareth May 30, 2004

sportka

Meaning a person who drives the said car but also who are named Gareth, Laura, Shaggy and whos favourite activities are bumdarting, muff diving, wanking and working and tidying bedrooms

Kettering or Reading yocals

by Gareth November 11, 2004

eggbina bervina

A female who had friends on internet sites, especially MSN. This person is often very sweet and wonderful.

Laura B- c'mon URZ. A wonderful person who supports Reading FC.

by Gareth November 11, 2004

i wish

R Kelly fan and someone who especially likes this inparticular song.

Mr. G and Laura B have dedicated this song for each other as an eternal meaning of their great friendship.

by Gareth November 11, 2004

hatchet matchet and despatchit

The effects on said youths after they attempt to slash tyres on sportka, after recieving a visit from these three Millwall fans. These youths are predominantly living in Leicestershire and are unemployed and take pride in bumdarting 24/7 with speciality of feltching their friends.

Refer to the state of the doors of the un-named youth after a visit by Hatchet, Matchet and Despatchet, the three notorious Millwall fans- no one wants to mess with.

by Gareth November 11, 2004

LB05URZ

The number plate of Miss L B who supports Reading and shouts C'Mon URZ.

LB05URZ, Initials, year and C'Mon URZ

by Gareth November 11, 2004