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Yer Ma

Contrary to popular beleif the term 'yer ma' doesn't actually originate in Scotland. It has been used by many 'spides' or 'steeks' in the beautiful county of Northern Ireland for many many years. As stated above, it is used in a vulgar way when in an argument, when the spide/steek can't think of anything else to say.
Generally it is used to imply that that the spide/steek has had sexual relations with one's mother... but it is usually not the case, since most spides/steeks couldn't get laid if they tried.
"I had yer ma last neet so ah did!"
by Gareth January 9, 2004
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cumgun

i stroke my fucking cumgun
by gareth August 28, 2003
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sportka

Meaning a person who drives the said car but also who are named Gareth, Laura, Shaggy and whos favourite activities are bumdarting, muff diving, wanking and working and tidying bedrooms
Kettering or Reading yocals
by Gareth November 11, 2004
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tidy

Welsh/UK slang

(adj): cool, good, nice, sweet
"Yo, dude. The the new Bad Boys II movie is fuckin' tidy, man!"
by Gareth January 7, 2004
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good

your mum is good
by gareth November 27, 2003
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eggbina bervina

A female who had friends on internet sites, especially MSN. This person is often very sweet and wonderful.
Laura B- c'mon URZ. A wonderful person who supports Reading FC.
by Gareth November 11, 2004
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i wish

R Kelly fan and someone who especially likes this inparticular song.
Mr. G and Laura B have dedicated this song for each other as an eternal meaning of their great friendship.
by Gareth November 11, 2004
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