Gareth's definitions

sportka

Meaning a person who drives the said car but also who are named Gareth, Laura, Shaggy and whos favourite activities are bumdarting, muff diving, wanking and working and tidying bedrooms

Kettering or Reading yocals

by Gareth November 11, 2004

cumgun

a penis

i stroke my fucking cumgun

by gareth August 28, 2003

Wanboils

A wan boil orginated from the words wan and boil. Imagine masturbatory boils wan-wan waning all over the place. You'll feel good and then explode via ego-gasms.

Wanboil "WAN boil" Pronunciation Key (WAN-boil)
v. wanboiled, wanboil·ing, wanboils
v. intr.

1.
1. To To Wan a fucking boil.
2. To Wan the boiling boil.
3. To undergo the action of boiling, a fucking Wan..
2. To be in a state of agitation; seethe: a river Wanboiling over the fucking.
3. To be stirred up or greatly excited: The mere idea made my Wans boil.

by gareth January 10, 2005

Tribber

A lesbian sex act in which the two women rub there pussys together usually whilst laying down. (unless you get circus porn...those crazy acrobats)

Man nobody knows what a tribber is

by Gareth May 13, 2005

court

An annual popularity contest held during homecomings or proms. Voted by peers or students from the same grade level, the student body elects royalty, which consist of princes and princesses, whom
represent the class before the eventual crowning of king and queen. Court is usually subjective and fall under cliques, but some turn up success stories or dreams come true. Either very hated, ignored, or coveted.

Girl 1: Are you gonna vote for Ashley,
the cheerleader?
Girl 2: No way! I'm gonna vote for that
really nice and pretty new girl.

by Gareth January 29, 2005

Miniclip

An internet site filled with fun games.

I'm gonna go on miniclip.com

by Gareth July 3, 2003

Duff Gen

Incorrect information. May have had origins in the RAF.

That tip you gave me for the 2.30 at Sandown turned out to be duff gen.

by Gareth May 30, 2004