2 definitions by Gare-Bear
The only place in the world where your car can be stolen twice in one night. Home to ugly mexicans, fat women, bastard children and more!
Person 1: My car was stolen twice last night...
Person 2: You're not the only one.
Person 3: Will you two quit rubbing boners? You shouldn't have moved to Whittier
Person 2: You're not the only one.
Person 3: Will you two quit rubbing boners? You shouldn't have moved to Whittier
by Gare-Bear September 15, 2009
Any academic work or activity that is not completely necessary yet feels good to most; Usually the teacher
After sexually relieving myself I realized I had to get on with that Academic Masturbation of a critical thinking assignment that was due the next day.
by Gare-Bear September 15, 2009