Definitions by Gare-Bear
Academic Masturbation
Any academic work or activity that is not completely necessary yet feels good to most; Usually the teacher
After sexually relieving myself I realized I had to get on with that Academic Masturbation of a critical thinking assignment that was due the next day.
Academic Masturbation by Gare-Bear September 15, 2009
Whittier
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