3 definitions by Ganjaninja1031
Like sperm, but dumb. They are faster than your run-of-the-mill sperm, but carry one less chromosome. A man's sperd count is inversely related to his intelligence. This phenomenon explains how smart parents sometimes produce dumb offspring, and why dumb fathers often create dumb kids.
Alan: Man, my son is such an idiot. He must be one of those sperd kids.
Mike: Have you ever considered that maybe you only produce sperd, Alan?
Alan: Well what's that supposed to mean?
Mike: Exactly.
Mike: Have you ever considered that maybe you only produce sperd, Alan?
Alan: Well what's that supposed to mean?
Mike: Exactly.
by Ganjaninja1031 November 12, 2019
Billybob: My truck has got some major balls!
Bubba: How many?
Billybob: Well, (325 hp+450ftlbs)/22.8= 34 balls!
Bubba: How many?
Billybob: Well, (325 hp+450ftlbs)/22.8= 34 balls!
by Ganjaninja1031 March 29, 2016
To have sexual intercourse with a female on her period. To "part the red sea with your staff" as moses did.
Like earning your red wings, only with your penis.
Like earning your red wings, only with your penis.
Dude1: Dude, last night I was bangin' this chick, and I thought she was just super wet. Turns out I had been Mosesing her the whole time! My dick was covered in blood and the whole bed looked like a post-murder crime scene!
Dude2: Dude, that's sick!
Dude3: Hey man, at least you didn't get your red wings.
Dude2: Dude, that's sick!
Dude3: Hey man, at least you didn't get your red wings.
by Ganjaninja1031 August 30, 2016