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The capability to create mass distruction from simple formulas and chemical compounds and the realization of how to create premitive bombs and dangerous acids as well as how to roll the perfect weed. ideal for evil minds and hell for those who do not have the mental compacity. used to deturr blonds and morons from going into a learning Environment.
Chemistry Investingation 6.9

HS04 is a chemical compound so strong it can rip flesh from the teachers face....Try it u'r self!

PREDICTION: i beleive that the teacher will moan in agony as her face burns off

MATERIALS: dumb teacher
HSO4
100mL beaker

CONCLUSION: in conclusion my teacher now looks like a troll from lord of the rings
by GURGITE January 12, 2006
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The Absolute Pwnage of millions of kids around the world because their submissive minds cannot distinguish the neccassary equations and are therefore demolished by the up coming test about something that is totally irrilevent to wat they have spent hard times learning
Bill was on a farm when her heard an explosion 2000 m away, he heard dis explosion 2.67s after it accured. What season is it? (yes this one was on my test, and it can be solved)(physics is the pwnage.)
by GURGITE January 12, 2006
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The utter and mercyless pwnage of millioins of kids around the world, especially blond ones, in which their submissive minds cannot comprehend or distinguish the equations givin in a organized and subservient mannor, and are therefore demmolished on the up comming test about the inverse equations of wat they have worked hard to study
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Bill was out farming when he heard an explosion 2000m away, the sound of the explosion took 2.76s to get to him....what is the season?

yes this is a real equation, and yes it can be answered
by GURGITE January 12, 2006
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