pain elemental

Easily the most annoying of enemies in Doom 2. Has relatively higher HP than most of the lower enemies, but thankfully not enough to compete with enemies like the Baron. It's attack consists of shooting a shitload of flaming skulls at you until it's dead. Usually comes with other monsters. Also floats like the Cacodemon.

That pain elemental is a pain in the ass.

by GOERNR May 08, 2006

MYSPACE

1. Terrible color schemes.
2. Hilariously bad music list.
3. Same boring set of photos which consist of angled, black and white, or 'crank up the gamma' pics to hide pimples/fat. If that's not bad enough, there's always a retarded emo phrase underneath the pic.
4. Every word typed in alternating caps or ebonics.
5. Pages usual have 50+ flash gifs of the word 'SHORTY' or 'PRINCESS'.
6. If you're not into shitty music and shitty trends, stay away. Looking for individuality? STAY AWAY!

Guy1: hey check out this site, www.myspace.com
Guy2: hmm what's this... holy shit what the fuck is this shit? what is that terrible music playing?!

by GOERNR January 12, 2006

Bench Press

the most overrated lift ever, particulary in the school scene. no one cares about anything but the bench press. to further pussify the lifting scene, teens wear specialized equipment called 'bench shirts' to further their lifts with false strength.

some skinny retarded jock> -puts on bench shirt, bench presses 200, takes off bench shirt, can only bench 150- GUYS I CAN BENCH 200 AND IM ONLY 15 LOL

by GOERNR May 04, 2006

iced earth

One of the very few true metal bands out there. Even better ; they're very talented. CDs like Days of Purgatory and The Glorious Burden (Anyone who claims to be a fan of true metal should proudly own The Glorious Burden, downloaded or bought.) prove that. It isn't nu metal, and it definitely isn't that 'hardcore' bullshit.

Iced Earth is one of those rare bands that show you that true metal is still alive and here to stay, even in today's age where shitacular music reigns supreme.

by GOERNR January 17, 2006

rolling stone

One of the worst magazines I've seen yet. Laughable content includes "Top 100 Guitarists ever" or, even worst, "Top 100 bands ever". Rather than base it on skill/performance/ect, Rolling Stone thought it would be much better to simply list every popular band from the 70s and earlier.

Rolling Stone editor> top 100 bands ever... ok ummm... the beatles... umm... the beatles... uhhhh... oh, and like, that band that did the song "stairway to heaven" or something. guys I don't know any other bands

Rolling Stone editor 2> dude, just put the beatles down

by GOERNR May 19, 2006

steven seagal

One of the coolest actors ever. A ninja and not afraid to show it.

Me> damn, steven seagal is the fucking man

Retard> that guy is a shitty actor and his movies su-

Steven Seagal> -appears out of nowhere and swiftfully executes a flawless move, paralyzing the un-wise one from the back down-

Me> thanks, steven

Steven Seagal> no problemo -dissapears-

by GOERNR January 17, 2006

deathwish

An awesome movie where old school bad-ass Charles Bronson (RIP) comes home only to discover his wife murdered. After this the entire movie consists of Bronson peacefully walking around the streets at dark and shooting every mugger and crook he comes across.

Muggers with a deathwish> give me yo money man! -takes out switchblades-

Charles Bronson> -whips out pistol and shoots them all dead, then dissapears into the night-

Me> GOD DAMN THIS MOVIE IS AWESOME!

by GOERNR January 17, 2006