lying sack of shit

n. (metaphorical, yet, often simultaneously literal) one who habitually and effortlessly utters falsehoods in a most blatant and profane manner, all the while maintaining a lackadaisical appearance of ingenuousness; despite, or perhaps, due to the fact that their entire corporeal membrane is filled to bursting with an inexhaustible supply of foul, though nitrogen-rich fecal mendacities waiting to be excreted into their victims' ears

I can't believe you'd give any credence to anything that lying sack of shit says!

(insert name of any living politician or other person who wants something from you here) is a lying sack of shit!

by GM July 21, 2003

gochi

doing something unethical but with ishtyle ... without letting anyone know about it. GM .

maine E Mail ki gochi kar li

by GM January 27, 2005

Grefilthy

Overly skeevy, sleazy, creepy, otherwise foul and sexually offensive.

"Grefilthy Steve is notorious for patroling the women's dorm in only a pair of hot pants."

by GM October 06, 2004

stoating

To give hand relief while wearing ermine trimmed gloves.

Pete felt like the queen when he got a damn good stoating.

by GM January 02, 2005

futch

Instead of sayin fuck.

Where the Futch is he?

by GM April 30, 2004

a-hole heat

Refers to something overrun or saturated with a-holes. IRC, XBL, people singing loudly in the dorm hallway late at night when you have an 8 AM class the next day.

I had to switch to my secret AIM screenname, the a-hole heat was getting to be a bit much

by gm November 10, 2004

wax merchant

Somebody who waxes (mastubates) alot and other people for a price.

michael is such a wax merchant, and he only charges 19.95

by GM September 10, 2003