A person who digs through other peoples crap trying to find something of use, but usually ends up smelling like a pile of dung
"Wow, your child is quite the crap weasle!"
"I caught a crap weasle hanging out in my shitter"
"You smell like a crap weasle
"I caught a crap weasle hanging out in my shitter"
"You smell like a crap weasle
by GF January 28, 2003
