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Renton

Town immediately south of Seattle Washington. Inhabited primarily by obese teen mothers donning Nike Warehouse sweatsuits and extraordinary camel toes. Major industries include SE Asian-owned cigar/paraphernalia/mini-motorbike shoppes, mail-order brides, dentures and bathtub crank. Popular cultural pastimes include tubing in coliforms, QVC, dogfighting and Montel.
"Sure, she's a balding swamp donkey, but she's also Ms. Teen Renton! 'nother Jager?"
by GDP September 2, 2005
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joafira

She got big titties and a big booty she funny, and very pretty.
Oh she got big titties that must be a joafira
by GDP December 23, 2017
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