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by GDDPHD April 25, 2017
Get the Cockilop mug.the answer from a jeep owner to a non-jeep owner when asked by the non-jeep owner why there is a tight emotional bond between two jeep owners that excludes other car owners.
Person 1: "Why did you just wave at that guy in the jeep?"
Person 2: "it's a jeep thing; you wouldn't understand." Smirks to himself
Person 2: "it's a jeep thing; you wouldn't understand." Smirks to himself
by GDDPHD February 21, 2015
Get the it's a jeep thing mug.the post-eating phenomenon where one's mouth hurts and might bleed due to scraping of the sharp Captain Crunch cereal against the gums and roof of the mouth during mastication. The Cereal even after soaking in milk can stay sharp and lacerate gums if eaten hurriedly.
You need to watch out for Captain-Crunch mouth if you are engaging in oral sex and are at risk for STD infection.
by GDDPHD February 21, 2015
Get the Captain-crunch mouth mug.A collection of bad luck, bad choices, and devastated outlooks in ones life that combine into an overall waste of energy
by GDDPHD July 29, 2017
Get the Shitmuck mug.Arranging flowers in a vase according to their size and color for an hour is an example of a dorkativity.
by GDDPHD April 23, 2017
Get the Dorkativity mug.A slang term for women in general, wherein it references the body's rear end cheeks together with a females labia and vaginal lips to form one continual "split" from front waist to read waist.. Males do not share this anatomical characteristic.
My grandpa keeps asking me if I have been courting any split-tails lately .. I answer no but with a smile on my face.
by GDDPHD February 23, 2015
Get the Split-tails mug.the act of a person straining himself with mouth open to either eat, suck, grab hold of, or beg for something from another person. It could be anything from food to sexual body parts or more metaphysical like fiending for drugs or a quick fix.
by GDDPHD February 21, 2015
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