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tina bunnies

hallucinations of seeing human figures out of the corner of one's eyes after being awake too long and overstimulated; used as a more Politically-correct and less evasive term than "shadow people", which immediately suggests hallucination to the listener.
i swear the tina bunnies were acting up last night. I kept thinking there were like four people in my bedroom when i was alone!
by GDDPHD May 13, 2016
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Cornpoon

Betsy jo’s cornpoon is the best this side of the holler.
by GDDPHD December 10, 2019
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fuck-treading

when one is testing, in a dangerous way, sexual boundaries that could put them in harm's way.
seriously you are fuck-treading on thin ice, bedding the neighbor's daughter when he is out of town.
by GDDPHD May 14, 2016
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baby-birdin'

the act of a person straining himself with mouth open to either eat, suck, grab hold of, or beg for something from another person. It could be anything from food to sexual body parts or more metaphysical like fiending for drugs or a quick fix.
you were looking at me all baby-birdin' as I pulled out that 100 dollar bill from my pocket
by GDDPHD February 21, 2015
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cockwalk

the act of pacing around inside a location, such as at a bathouse or other male-heavy sex club, for the purpose of showing off one's physique and genital size by, gathering attention by signifying your availability for sex, choosing one or more sex partners, and/or comparing yourself against competing men in the same space.
After i finished with that red-headed guy, it was time to take a cockwalk to check out the new inventory of men that had arrived within the past hour.
by GDDPHD May 13, 2016
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Split-tails

A slang term for women in general, wherein it references the body's rear end cheeks together with a females labia and vaginal lips to form one continual "split" from front waist to read waist.. Males do not share this anatomical characteristic.
My grandpa keeps asking me if I have been courting any split-tails lately .. I answer no but with a smile on my face.
by GDDPHD February 23, 2015
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Dorkativity

Activities that are not cool in any way and that often are associated with academics or hobbies
Arranging flowers in a vase according to their size and color for an hour is an example of a dorkativity.
by GDDPHD April 23, 2017
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