GDDPHD's definitions

Cornpoon

The snatch of a hillbilly woman

Betsy jo’s cornpoon is the best this side of the holler.

by GDDPHD December 10, 2019

Shitmuck

A collection of bad luck, bad choices, and devastated outlooks in ones life that combine into an overall waste of energy

Today I saw just how deep into the shitmuck of corporate culture one has to go to get ahead.

by GDDPHD July 29, 2017

Dorkativity

Activities that are not cool in any way and that often are associated with academics or hobbies

Arranging flowers in a vase according to their size and color for an hour is an example of a dorkativity.

by GDDPHD April 23, 2017

Cockilop

A penis that tastes as good as any lollipop

I think the french make the best cockilops

by GDDPHD April 25, 2017

it's a jeep thing

the answer from a jeep owner to a non-jeep owner when asked by the non-jeep owner why there is a tight emotional bond between two jeep owners that excludes other car owners.

Person 1: "Why did you just wave at that guy in the jeep?"
Person 2: "it's a jeep thing; you wouldn't understand." Smirks to himself

by GDDPHD February 21, 2015

Captain-crunch mouth

the post-eating phenomenon where one's mouth hurts and might bleed due to scraping of the sharp Captain Crunch cereal against the gums and roof of the mouth during mastication. The Cereal even after soaking in milk can stay sharp and lacerate gums if eaten hurriedly.

You need to watch out for Captain-Crunch mouth if you are engaging in oral sex and are at risk for STD infection.

by GDDPHD February 21, 2015

Ass-hat

Noun describing someone who is being problematic and inconsiderate

You were such an ass-hat when you screamed at the special ed girl for having dropped her plate of food.

by GDDPHD March 8, 2017