14 definitions by GCSRT8

The mastery of creeping on chicks in the club or at a bar.
-Dude how are you so successful at picking up chicks?

-Man, have you seen my Creep Game? I'm ruthless!
by GCSRT8 December 7, 2011
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Dude you lookin hella swaggerish tonite!

Soulja Boy is the most swaggerish muhfucka alive!!
by GCSRT8 December 8, 2011
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Man I went down on some chick and she had like an inch long hard clitoris!

Thats what I call a Beaver Tail!!
by GCSRT8 September 25, 2011
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Simply an ambulance for Jews.

It is the most bare-bones, efficient form of transportation there is to get a Jew to the hospital when they are in need.
-"Oh shit! Zachary just got stabbed with a menorah!"

-"Better call an amjewlance for him."
by GCSRT8 July 10, 2011
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#1: Jeep's Grand Cherokee SRT-8.

The coolest domestic performance SUV on the planet. Ford & Chevy have nothing even close.

First Gen: 2006-2010; 6.1L Hemi (non-MDS); 420hp; 420lbft torque; 0-60 in 4.6 seconds; full-time AWD; signature dual exhaust out centre of the bumper.

Second Gen: 2012 ->; 6.4L Hemi (w/ MDS); 470hp, 465lbft torque; 0-60 in 4.8 seconds; full-time AWD; 4 adaptive suspension settings.

#2: GCSRT8 the author (myself).

Loves all SRT-8 vehicles in the SRT group, but has a special place in his heart for the Grand Cherokee especially.
Man, did you see that?

-Nope missed it.

Thats right you did! That GCSRT8 just blew right past us. Those things are super mean!

-My Mustang can catch it for sure.

..... Hahaha good one!
by GCSRT8 March 8, 2012
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When you take a crap and it comes out so perfect, you only need to gather one wad of TP to wipe yourself clean.
Man, after that Mexican food yesterday, I had the best crap. It was a single wipe wonder!!
by GCSRT8 December 9, 2011
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A rule for gauging a girl's level of hotness when dancing on them in the club when you are intoxicated.

Simply begin by judging her hotness out of 10, then divide that number by 2, and add 1.

NOTE: Will not work for girls who you rate less than a 2, but if your drunk and you think they're a 1, why would you dance with them in the first place?!
- Dude I was dancing with this shawty last night, she was a easily an 8!

--Chris, how drunk were you?

-Really spaced dude!

-- Better use the divide by 2 plus 1 rule then.

- Damn, she was only a 5 :(
by GCSRT8 February 29, 2012
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