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Davidson

A small town in Michigan, which happens to be the true hometown of Michael Moore; despite his claims that he is from Flint. In reality Flint Michigan is roughly as far away from Davidson as South Central is from Beverly Hills.
Davidson is a small town in Michigan. People tend to clam up when asked about Michael Moore.
by GAWII August 6, 2008
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Ballah

The twin brother of Allah. Unlike Allah, Ballah is not all powerful. He considers himself more of an "ideas guy". The Allah Ballah brothers used to be inseparable, but now the two rarely talk after having a falling out. According to Ballah, Allah stole his idea to create the universe. He does admit it was Allah who actually went through with the plan, he just feels he should get more credit.
One should always praise Allah because Allah is great; and respect Ballah, he's pretty good.
by GAWII May 4, 2021
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Muricaball

1. A slang term for American Football.

2. A portmanteau of America and Football, but substituting Murica with America.
There is no such thing as "soccer". There's football and muricaball.
by GAWII April 19, 2013
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Bloomingdale's

A fancy name for Macy's, as Macy's wholly owns and operates Bloomindale's.
Come shop at Bloomingdale's. I swear we aren't Macy's!

The fact my paycheck says "Macy's" doesn't mean anything...
by GAWII March 24, 2009
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John McCain

The man that most anyone would agree should have won the republican presidential nomination in 2000, and would have been a far better president than George W. Bush. However, whether he would make a better president than Obama is highly debatable.

He is also a tough son of a bitch. He was shot down over Vietnam, took a bayonet to the groin, and was held (and tortured) for 5 years in a Vietnam POW camp. Don't nobody fuck with McCain.
Why didn't we get John McCain instead of Dubya?
by GAWII October 18, 2008
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ODD

Obsessive Dick Disorder.

A mental affliction commonly found in hoplophobes, causing an irrational need to constantly think about gun owners’ dicks. Advanced stages even lead to being unable to stop talking about the dicks of gun owners, in great detail. This condition can be alleviated through a daily dose of rational and critical thinking.
Normal person: So I just bought a gun.

Hoplophobe: WOW I BET YOUR DICK IS TINY

Normal person: …What?

Hoplophobe: YOUR THROBBING COCK MUST BE SO SMALL I CAN’T STOP THINKING ABOUT HOW TINY IT IS

Normal person: Have you been tested for ODD? You REALLY should…
by GAWII January 20, 2024
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South Beach Diet

The Atkins diet for dummies.

Dr. Atkins said you should eat nutrient rich carbs instead of nutrient deficient carbs. This appears to be a simple idea, yet apparently figuring out that this means eating spinach instead of potatoes or broccoli instead of corn is akin to rocket science for the unwashed masses. So in comes the South Beach Diet, which is exactly the same except it breaks everything down into "good carbs" and "bad carbs".
Anyone who thinks the South Beach Diet is different than Atkins is an idiot.
by GAWII March 24, 2011
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