GAWII's definitions

Bloomingdale's

A fancy name for Macy's, as Macy's wholly owns and operates Bloomindale's.

Come shop at Bloomingdale's. I swear we aren't Macy's!

The fact my paycheck says "Macy's" doesn't mean anything...

by GAWII March 24, 2009

Ballah

The twin brother of Allah. Unlike Allah, Ballah is not all powerful. He considers himself more of an "ideas guy". The Allah Ballah brothers used to be inseparable, but now the two rarely talk after having a falling out. According to Ballah, Allah stole his idea to create the universe. He does admit it was Allah who actually went through with the plan, he just feels he should get more credit.

One should always praise Allah because Allah is great; and respect Ballah, he's pretty good.

by GAWII May 4, 2021

Muricaball

1. A slang term for American Football.

2. A portmanteau of America and Football, but substituting Murica with America.

There is no such thing as "soccer". There's football and muricaball.

by GAWII April 19, 2013

The secret

"The secret" is to take old, uncopyrighted material, republish and sell it as your own, and make millions. This isn't what the book "The secret" will tell you, but it's how the author got rich.

I just discovered "The secret" to easy wealth! It's plagiarism!

by GAWII May 8, 2008

Kiki challenge

see ghost riding.

The kiki challenge is just ghost riding.

by GAWII August 12, 2018

keke challenge

See Ghost riding.

The keke challenge is just ghost riding.

by GAWII July 31, 2018

dee jay

Alternative spelling of DJ, used by morons that are unaware DJ is an abbreviation of disc jockey, and for some reason believe the "word" needs to be spelled out phonetically.

Did you read about dee jay ahy em?

You mean DJ AM, you moron? Of course I have! He's a legend!

by GAWII April 26, 2009