GAWII's definitions

petrol

Gasoline. Used in the UK and most of it's former colonies, sans the USA and Canada.
Oddly petrol is NOT short for petroleum.

Brit: Looks like we need petrol. We'd better stop at a station and fill up.
American: Looks like we need gas. We'd better stop at a station and fill up.

by GAWII May 20, 2008

The secret

"The secret" is to take old, uncopyrighted material, republish and sell it as your own, and make millions. This isn't what the book "The secret" will tell you, but it's how the author got rich.

I just discovered "The secret" to easy wealth! It's plagiarism!

by GAWII May 8, 2008

Ballah

The twin brother of Allah. Unlike Allah, Ballah is not all powerful. He considers himself more of an "ideas guy". The Allah Ballah brothers used to be inseparable, but now the two rarely talk after having a falling out. According to Ballah, Allah stole his idea to create the universe. He does admit it was Allah who actually went through with the plan, he just feels he should get more credit.

One should always praise Allah because Allah is great; and respect Ballah, he's pretty good.

by GAWII May 4, 2021

Muricaball

1. A slang term for American Football.

2. A portmanteau of America and Football, but substituting Murica with America.

There is no such thing as "soccer". There's football and muricaball.

by GAWII April 19, 2013

ODD

Obsessive Dick Disorder.

A mental affliction commonly found in hoplophobes, causing an irrational need to constantly think about gun owners’ dicks. Advanced stages even lead to being unable to stop talking about the dicks of gun owners, in great detail. This condition can be alleviated through a daily dose of rational and critical thinking.

Normal person: So I just bought a gun.

Hoplophobe: WOW I BET YOUR DICK IS TINY

Normal person: …What?

Hoplophobe: YOUR THROBBING COCK MUST BE SO SMALL I CAN’T STOP THINKING ABOUT HOW TINY IT IS

Normal person: Have you been tested for ODD? You REALLY should…

by GAWII January 20, 2024

John McCain

The man that most anyone would agree should have won the republican presidential nomination in 2000, and would have been a far better president than George W. Bush. However, whether he would make a better president than Obama is highly debatable.

He is also a tough son of a bitch. He was shot down over Vietnam, took a bayonet to the groin, and was held (and tortured) for 5 years in a Vietnam POW camp. Don't nobody fuck with McCain.

Why didn't we get John McCain instead of Dubya?

by GAWII October 18, 2008

Vegan Diet

A diet consisting only of vegans.

With the Vegan Diet, you can help your health and the world by eating more vegans!

by GAWII May 16, 2008