4 definitions by GATORBOY9A

the device that allows a wheel chair person to move
to another seat usually made of wood or plastic....
can also be used as a cutting board for fish frys
and cook outs.
you know, i don t think i want any fish that was
fileted on the ass board
by GATORBOY9A April 4, 2009
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an elderly person, usually in a fitness center of a condo or the like, who earnestly intends to work out, but with ZERO resistance on their machine, esp stationary bikes, aimlessly working it, with no benefit but to tie up the equipment.
I had hoped to finish my workout early and hit happy hour............
but there were too many spinners ahead of me.......
by GATORBOY9A January 28, 2010
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A GUY IN A HIGH SCHOOL OR COLLEGE BAND BECAUSE HE WAS UNABLE TO PLAY SPORTS. DURING BREAKS THEY COULD BE SEEN TRYING TO TWIRL THE MAJORETTS BATONS
UNDER THE BLEACHERS. THEIR TRAITS OF WUSS, GEEK,
DWEEB, ETC. FOLLOW THEM THE REST OF THIER LIVES,
EVEN AS MUCH AS THEY TRY TO CONCEAL.
YOU KNOW, A TWIRLER, IS A TWIRLER, IS A TWRILER,
AND NOTHING IN LIFE WILL EVER CHANGE THAT.
by GATORBOY9A April 4, 2009
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A smart phone that has been dropped, the screen shattered, resembling a spider web, but still works.
Owner, user will continue to use it, dreading the cost of replacing it.
Dude finally upgrades to a smart phone, and what does he do on the first day? He drops it
and converts it to a spiderman phone.
by GATORBOY9A April 29, 2013
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