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To masturbate simultaneously with at least one other person. Process includes group masturbation and mutual masturbation, but does not have to be either. Requirement is that more than one person must be involved in the masturbatory process.

Typically concludes with orgasm and/or ejaculation. Foreplay, which preludes additional sexual activities beyond masturbation, is generally not considered to be comasturbatory.
Got some friends over and the parents aren't home... Time for comasturbation!
by G. Thomas February 25, 2007
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This phrase is declared when an electrical socket is needed for personal usage (i.e. a phone charger), but a limited number of sockets are available for the number of people present (i.e. a family). Thus, the socket is "reserved". Stems from the phrase, shotgun, which is declared to reserve the front passenger seat of a car.
My phone needs charging, and there's only one socket. Shot plug!
by G. Thomas June 24, 2008
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To be not only sitting on your bed, but to actually be horizontal and under the covers, prepared for sleep.
"I know you're sitting on your bed, but are you in bed bed bed?"
by G. Thomas August 9, 2006
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