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To masturbate simultaneously with at least one other person. Process includes group masturbation and mutual masturbation, but does not have to be either. Requirement is that more than one person must be involved in the masturbatory process.
Typically concludes with orgasm and/or ejaculation. Foreplay, which preludes additional sexual activities beyond masturbation, is generally not considered to be comasturbatory.
Typically concludes with orgasm and/or ejaculation. Foreplay, which preludes additional sexual activities beyond masturbation, is generally not considered to be comasturbatory.
by G. Thomas February 26, 2007
Get the comasturbation mug.Pomosexuals live life a step beyond the superficial labeling humans define their sexuality by. One does not necessarily "know" another merely because they are both straight, lesbians or bi; pomosexuals take this into account, and disregard the orientation label altogether for better unification.
It should be noted that pomosexuality itself is not a defined sexuality. On "the list" of orientations to choose from, it is the equivalent of selecting "N/A."
It should be noted that pomosexuality itself is not a defined sexuality. On "the list" of orientations to choose from, it is the equivalent of selecting "N/A."
"I'll start the day doing homework, eat lunch at In-N-Out Burger and finish the day at work. Confused about which sexuality I belong? Ah, it is great to be a pomosexual."
by G. Thomas March 5, 2007
Get the pomosexual mug.Pomosexuality refers to a nonorientation in which people disregard sexual labels altogether. In the world of pomosexuality, the superficial orientation identifications (a.k.a. gay, straight, etc.) are insignificant and not what people should accord to.
Stems from postmodern sexuality.
Stems from postmodern sexuality.
"Gay/Straight Alliances were the first step toward unification, but they weren't enough. What if neither gays nor straights existed, and were all simply called people? With pomosexuality, there is less reason for division in the world."
by G. Thomas March 5, 2007
Get the pomosexuality mug.Of or relating to procrastination; describes someone in the act of postponing the fulfillment of a requirement because of lazy or selfish reasons.
Instead of doing the 5 hours worth of homework assigned as soon as she got home from school, Stephanie was procrastinatory and surfed the web until midnight.
by G. Thomas March 27, 2007
Get the procrastinatory mug.1) The coincidental nature of happening to appear at historical events.
2) The pathological need to wind up at America's big moments.
2) The pathological need to wind up at America's big moments.
1) How lucky to have appeared at the last five public appearances of John Lennon before he was shot. She must have Gump Syndrome.
2) He feels the necessity to always show up when presidents make speeches. I think he has Gump Syndrome.
2) He feels the necessity to always show up when presidents make speeches. I think he has Gump Syndrome.
by G. Thomas July 3, 2007
Get the Gump Syndrome mug.Noun; relates to graphical web work. If many pages need new favicons, the period of making this happen would count as this.
by G. Thomas March 1, 2008
Get the faviconathon mug.I want to go to a culinarium so badly! Watching all of these Food Network TV shows is really getting to me!
by G. Thomas April 22, 2008
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