45 definitions by G. Thomas

1) The coincidental nature of happening to appear at historical events.

2) The pathological need to wind up at America's big moments.
1) How lucky to have appeared at the last five public appearances of John Lennon before he was shot. She must have Gump Syndrome.

2) He feels the necessity to always show up when presidents make speeches. I think he has Gump Syndrome.
by G. Thomas June 9, 2007
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Verb: To be placed in the trunk of a car.
For the roadtrip, all of our suitcases were trunkdafied.
by G. Thomas August 28, 2006
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Describes a situation in which things continue to spiral out of hand. Usually has nothing to do literally with blood nor elfs, but is still technically possible.
You can't get to San Diego because you became nautious halfway enroute while driving there in order to move into your first house away from home? Bloody elf!
by G. Thomas July 19, 2008
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Describes the basic reason for being told what to do, rational or not. Used by most parents.
Why must you do your chores? Becauseisaidso, that's why!
by G. Thomas May 21, 2008
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Of or relating to procrastination; describes someone in the act of postponing the fulfillment of a requirement because of lazy or selfish reasons.
Instead of doing the 5 hours worth of homework assigned as soon as she got home from school, Stephanie was procrastinatory and surfed the web until midnight.
by G. Thomas March 23, 2007
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To make significant; to cause to become relevant or prominent. Pronounced as either sig-NIF-ih-kyz or sig-NIF-ih-size.
Winning an Oscar significized Marisa Tomei's career. Or, at least it should have...
by G. Thomas December 16, 2006
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