Definitions by G. Thomas

comasturbatory

In regards to comasturbation.

It is comasturbatory for a woman to give a handjob to a guy while he fingers her.

comasturbatory by G. Thomas January 8, 2007

significize

To make significant; to cause to become relevant or prominent. Pronounced as either sig-NIF-ih-kyz or sig-NIF-ih-size.

Winning an Oscar significized Marisa Tomei's career. Or, at least it should have...

significize by G. Thomas December 17, 2006

Portuguinnies 

Those who are stuck in Portugal, another term for Purgatory.

I am so going to hell... At least I'll be with the Portuguinnies first!

Portuguinnies by G. Thomas November 21, 2006

razgasm 

A foodgasm that specifically occurs while eating or drinking raspberry-dominant foods or beverages.

Wow! I just had my first razgasm after taking a sip of that rasperry lemonade from Trader Joe's!

razgasm by G. Thomas October 27, 2006

tetricide 

Suicidal moves during the game of Tetris that purposely cause the falling shapes to get too high for any more rows to disappear. Game ends because pieces reach the top; a "death" is self-inflicted.

Damn it! This game is impossible to win; I have to commit tetricide.

tetricide by G. Thomas October 15, 2006

mother crapper 

Slightly less derogatory term than mother fucker, but still used in the same manner.

I lost the game! Mother crapper!

mother crapper by G. Thomas October 15, 2006

reverse bestiality 

The opposite order of sexual linkage between humans and animals from bestiality; here, the animals initiate the bondage.

That cat started making out with my hand! It's reverse bestiality!

reverse bestiality by G. Thomas October 5, 2006