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postpubescent

Describes one who has reached the adult stages of their life, thus already having the associated elements gained in puberty (i.e. body hair, genital maturation, etc.).
My thirtysomething boss says she's a kid who is postpubescent.
by G. Thomas January 8, 2007
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mansionize

Verb. To buy an inexpensive home, spiffy it up with contractual work, and sell it for at least a million bucks.
Five years ago, that gorgeous home was only a shack! Considering all the construction done on it, the owner must've wanted to mansionize it.
by G. Thomas February 14, 2010
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comasturbation

To masturbate simultaneously with at least one other person. Process includes group masturbation and mutual masturbation, but does not have to be either. Requirement is that more than one person must be involved in the masturbatory process.

Typically concludes with orgasm and/or ejaculation. Foreplay, which preludes additional sexual activities beyond masturbation, is generally not considered to be comasturbatory.
Got some friends over and the parents aren't home... Time for comasturbation!
by G. Thomas February 26, 2007
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procrastinatory

Of or relating to procrastination; describes someone in the act of postponing the fulfillment of a requirement because of lazy or selfish reasons.
Instead of doing the 5 hours worth of homework assigned as soon as she got home from school, Stephanie was procrastinatory and surfed the web until midnight.
by G. Thomas March 27, 2007
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Becauseisaidso

Describes the basic reason for being told what to do, rational or not. Used by most parents.
Why must you do your chores? Becauseisaidso, that's why!
by G. Thomas May 21, 2008
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horsefeathers

A term used in place of swear words, but with the same emphasis. Rooted at meaning "impossible," as horses obviously lack feathers.
Bush has resigned from his presidency? Horsefeathers!
by G. Thomas May 21, 2008
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scrumption

To be highly elaborate in the context of art, communication and expression.
A woman stood in the middle of a city and shouted, "I am scrumption!"
by G. Thomas August 28, 2006
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