G. Thomas's definitions

horsefeathers

A term used in place of swear words, but with the same emphasis. Rooted at meaning "impossible," as horses obviously lack feathers.

Bush has resigned from his presidency? Horsefeathers!

by G. Thomas May 21, 2008

scrumption

To be highly elaborate in the context of art, communication and expression.

A woman stood in the middle of a city and shouted, "I am scrumption!"

by G. Thomas August 28, 2006

pomosexuality

Pomosexuality refers to a nonorientation in which people disregard sexual labels altogether. In the world of pomosexuality, the superficial orientation identifications (a.k.a. gay, straight, etc.) are insignificant and not what people should accord to.

Stems from postmodern sexuality.

"Gay/Straight Alliances were the first step toward unification, but they weren't enough. What if neither gays nor straights existed, and were all simply called people? With pomosexuality, there is less reason for division in the world."

by G. Thomas March 5, 2007

Soup Titsy

An exclamatory response said when mishearing or misunderstanding the last thing said. Derived from both mishearing "too tipsy" and Cynthia Nixon's "Sex and the City" phrase, "tit soup."

"I want to drink a Mint Mohito." "Soup titsy?"

by G. Thomas July 26, 2006

Garett Logic

An illogical style of connecting unrelated ideas that can still make sense to the idea generator. This lack of logic can also be used purely for the amusement of confusing others.

"No, you can't go to the beach just because you brushed your teeth. Stop using Garett logic."

by G. Thomas July 26, 2006

Portuguinnies

Those who are stuck in Portugal, another term for Purgatory.

I am so going to hell... At least I'll be with the Portuguinnies first!

by G. Thomas November 21, 2006

barfalicious

Adjective. Describes food that causes or inspires one to literally vomit, often because of being undercooked. Food may actually still taste good if eaten, but the result always returns to the top.

The barfalicious food that Kory ate at Rosine's place had obvious results.

by G. Thomas April 22, 2008