G. Thomas's definitions

comasturbation

To masturbate simultaneously with at least one other person. Process includes group masturbation and mutual masturbation, but does not have to be either. Requirement is that more than one person must be involved in the masturbatory process.

Typically concludes with orgasm and/or ejaculation. Foreplay, which preludes additional sexual activities beyond masturbation, is generally not considered to be comasturbatory.

Got some friends over and the parents aren't home... Time for comasturbation!

by G. Thomas February 26, 2007

mother crapper

Slightly less derogatory term than mother fucker, but still used in the same manner.

I lost the game! Mother crapper!

by G. Thomas October 15, 2006

comasturbatory

In regards to comasturbation.

It is comasturbatory for a woman to give a handjob to a guy while he fingers her.

by G. Thomas January 8, 2007

contentively

Regarding the content, the pieces of the whole.

Out of all of Jim Carrey's films, having viewed every single one, Sue contentively decided that "The Truman Show" was the best.

by G. Thomas September 3, 2006

dirty chips words

A phrase meant to disguise the naughty intentions or double entendres just used by another.

Margot: "It's so hard to oil this up."

Gargot: "You used dirty chips words!"

by G. Thomas August 8, 2006

faviconathon

Noun; relates to graphical web work. If many pages need new favicons, the period of making this happen would count as this.

He just had a faviconathon making all those mini pictures!

by G. Thomas March 1, 2008

trail mixed out

To have engulfed in too much salty nuts and chocolate pieces.

When John was walking on a trail, he was eating trail mix. By the end of his hike, he was trail mixed out.

by G. Thomas August 28, 2006