G. Thomas's definitions

barfalicious

Adjective. Describes food that causes or inspires one to literally vomit, often because of being undercooked. Food may actually still taste good if eaten, but the result always returns to the top.

The barfalicious food that Kory ate at Rosine's place had obvious results.

by G. Thomas April 22, 2008

Garett Logic

An illogical style of connecting unrelated ideas that can still make sense to the idea generator. This lack of logic can also be used purely for the amusement of confusing others.

"No, you can't go to the beach just because you brushed your teeth. Stop using Garett logic."

by G. Thomas July 26, 2006

mother crapper

Slightly less derogatory term than mother fucker, but still used in the same manner.

I lost the game! Mother crapper!

by G. Thomas October 15, 2006

comasturbatory

In regards to comasturbation.

It is comasturbatory for a woman to give a handjob to a guy while he fingers her.

by G. Thomas January 8, 2007

contentively

Regarding the content, the pieces of the whole.

Out of all of Jim Carrey's films, having viewed every single one, Sue contentively decided that "The Truman Show" was the best.

by G. Thomas September 3, 2006

urbanify

To change an environment from being rural to something more heavily populated by humans.

After Lewis and Clark, humans had to urbanify America to spread from the Atlantic to the Pacific.

by G. Thomas November 24, 2009

tetricide

Suicidal moves during the game of Tetris that purposely cause the falling shapes to get too high for any more rows to disappear. Game ends because pieces reach the top; a "death" is self-inflicted.

Damn it! This game is impossible to win; I have to commit tetricide.

by G. Thomas October 15, 2006