G. Thomas's definitions

trail mixed out

To have engulfed in too much salty nuts and chocolate pieces.

When John was walking on a trail, he was eating trail mix. By the end of his hike, he was trail mixed out.

by G. Thomas August 28, 2006

pomosexuality

Pomosexuality refers to a nonorientation in which people disregard sexual labels altogether. In the world of pomosexuality, the superficial orientation identifications (a.k.a. gay, straight, etc.) are insignificant and not what people should accord to.

Stems from postmodern sexuality.

"Gay/Straight Alliances were the first step toward unification, but they weren't enough. What if neither gays nor straights existed, and were all simply called people? With pomosexuality, there is less reason for division in the world."

by G. Thomas March 5, 2007

procrastinatory

Of or relating to procrastination; describes someone in the act of postponing the fulfillment of a requirement because of lazy or selfish reasons.

Instead of doing the 5 hours worth of homework assigned as soon as she got home from school, Stephanie was procrastinatory and surfed the web until midnight.

by G. Thomas March 27, 2007

Becauseisaidso

Describes the basic reason for being told what to do, rational or not. Used by most parents.

Why must you do your chores? Becauseisaidso, that's why!

by G. Thomas May 21, 2008

postpubescent

Describes one who has reached the adult stages of their life, thus already having the associated elements gained in puberty (i.e. body hair, genital maturation, etc.).

My thirtysomething boss says she's a kid who is postpubescent.

by G. Thomas January 8, 2007

flamish

Resembling a flame, either in color or physical structure. Can include plasmatic constant change.

Her painting was composed of red and orange strokes; it was very flamish.

by G. Thomas September 22, 2006

bloody elf

Describes a situation in which things continue to spiral out of hand. Usually has nothing to do literally with blood nor elfs, but is still technically possible.

You can't get to San Diego because you became nautious halfway enroute while driving there in order to move into your first house away from home? Bloody elf!

by G. Thomas August 14, 2008