3 definitions by Future Dictionary
Mentally Challenged Individual. Alternatively: Narcissist.
One who deems it necessary to write an overbearing definition of one's own name. This often involves cringe-worthy remarks of one's own personality, bodily features, or past 'achievements.' Definitions such as this often originate from the minds of those who peaked in middle school. It is advised by experts that those who view such definitions before they are admitted into this esteemed database are to deny them at all costs.
One who deems it necessary to write an overbearing definition of one's own name. This often involves cringe-worthy remarks of one's own personality, bodily features, or past 'achievements.' Definitions such as this often originate from the minds of those who peaked in middle school. It is advised by experts that those who view such definitions before they are admitted into this esteemed database are to deny them at all costs.
Marcy: Oh look! a definition of my name!
'Marcy is the sexiest Indian girl you will ever meet! she is so awesome, she is awesome, wow she is so cool. Also, she has the coolest eyes which are green wow. She also is awesome.'
Marcy: wow this definition doesn't apply to me at all. The more I read it, I begin to realize this person must be one of those MCIs. We really need to prevent those from entering this esteemed database.
'Marcy is the sexiest Indian girl you will ever meet! she is so awesome, she is awesome, wow she is so cool. Also, she has the coolest eyes which are green wow. She also is awesome.'
Marcy: wow this definition doesn't apply to me at all. The more I read it, I begin to realize this person must be one of those MCIs. We really need to prevent those from entering this esteemed database.
by Future Dictionary February 12, 2019
A smaller, less predictable stream which deviates from the primary urine stream. One can not predict when a substream might emerge so it is pertinent to remain alert during urination.
John had one too many beers at the rager, he knew he had to pour the lemonade, and soon. He rushed to the bathroom he tore his pants down in frantic panic. Suddenly he was releaved, but it didn’t last long as a substream suddenly emerged! As he peed, the substream spelled yelled w drained defeat as he was not prepared and could not stop it from spraying the away from his intended target.
by Future Dictionary June 23, 2018
Andrew: Ryan where the fuck have you been for the last ten hours.
Ryan: I was having a quick fiddle in the night
Andrew: Ah, I see.
Ryan: I was having a quick fiddle in the night
Andrew: Ah, I see.
by Future Dictionary April 16, 2019