Furiosa the Accursed's definitions

Bawlz

Yet another word of the English language "balls" but is pronounced this way by people in New Jersey, Staten Island, Long Island, The Bronx, and Westchester County New York.

She told me to take a quick shower. "Dick and bawlz that's awl.", she said.

by Furiosa the Accursed March 2, 2017

Sorry Not Sorry

Another limp dick passive aggressive move done by some who are trying way too hard to seem cool, smart, sarcastic and/or funny. Key term, trying way too hard..... Usually the attempt is an utter and complete failure and perceived for what it truly is, yet another desperate stab at attention.

I saw some dope put up one of those sorry not sorry posts about some hot button issue on Facebook. I guess the "desperately needs some kind of attention" app wasn't working at the time.

sorry not sorry needy shut up passive aggressive dumb unfunny

by Furiosa the Accursed June 10, 2016

Turned All Florida

A special type of insane state one reaches that it can be only compared to the three ringed circus state of Florida. A state where meth heads, dopers, rednecks and weirdos are involved in all kinds of nonsense that become internet comedic gold. This special deranged state usually includes a mixture of elements including drugs, drinking, destruction, arrest, nudity, and some sort of sexual deviance with an inanimate object or wild animal.

Dude- "What in the shit happened to JD!?!? He drank 6 shots of Tequilia, smoked some PCP, then crashed his Ford F-250 into a Denny's and was arrested naked attempting to sodomize an inflatable alligator!"

Chick-"Sweet Jesus, he turned all Florida on us. There's no turning back once you break that seal."

Florida insanity alligator drugs booze rednecks weirdos beastiality

by Furiosa the Accursed June 10, 2016