Furiosa the Accursed's definitions

HGH Head

A distinctive feature of a person abusing some sort of performance enhancing drug in which their head literally is disproportionate to the rest of their body. Essentially their jawline and foreheads are essentially twice the size of a normal person or to the scale of their own bodies. There have been cases where subjects' jaws actually break in their sleep because of the over modifications to the jawbone from the drugs they are doing. Throw a little fake tan or bronzer on their face and you have the typical Jersey Shore/ Westchester County/ Staten Island/ Long Island guido riff raff.

Dude 1- Mother of God, HGH Head looks like he's about to drop dead any day now from some weird cancer or a heart attack.

Dude 2- He looks like he has a mutated giant tomato between his shoulders. That guy is saucing hard!

HGH {head guido {strong island Staten Island cancer jaw Westchester County mutant Jersey shore

by Furiosa the Accursed June 5, 2016

Sorry Not Sorry

Another limp dick passive aggressive move done by some who are trying way too hard to seem cool, smart, sarcastic and/or funny. Key term, trying way too hard..... Usually the attempt is an utter and complete failure and perceived for what it truly is, yet another desperate stab at attention.

I saw some dope put up one of those sorry not sorry posts about some hot button issue on Facebook. I guess the "desperately needs some kind of attention" app wasn't working at the time.

sorry not sorry needy shut up passive aggressive dumb unfunny

by Furiosa the Accursed June 10, 2016

Turned All Florida

A special type of insane state one reaches that it can be only compared to the three ringed circus state of Florida. A state where meth heads, dopers, rednecks and weirdos are involved in all kinds of nonsense that become internet comedic gold. This special deranged state usually includes a mixture of elements including drugs, drinking, destruction, arrest, nudity, and some sort of sexual deviance with an inanimate object or wild animal.

Dude- "What in the shit happened to JD!?!? He drank 6 shots of Tequilia, smoked some PCP, then crashed his Ford F-250 into a Denny's and was arrested naked attempting to sodomize an inflatable alligator!"

Chick-"Sweet Jesus, he turned all Florida on us. There's no turning back once you break that seal."

Florida insanity alligator drugs booze rednecks weirdos beastiality

by Furiosa the Accursed June 10, 2016