1 definition by Funnyffucker

A pale milky ginger kid who thinks he's better than anyone else.

He thinks he's funny when he's not and has an underlying anger problem, thinks people like him when they don't and has has been known to grunt.
That fuckin kid did my head in, I nearly nutted the cunt.
" yeah he was a proper martyn".
by Funnyffucker May 13, 2013
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