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Definitions by Funker_joe

cock dew 

Cock dew is the last few drips of urine still in your schlong when you're done pissing.
Some people say if you shake more than 3 times you're playing with it, this is bullshit. We merely don't want cock dew in our pants.
cock dew by Funker_joe September 15, 2006

bang bang 

A phrase that idiotic scene and emo kids put in all their stupid profiles. Usually placed along with a poorly cropped, sparkling 9mm pistol, possibly with some sort of annoyingly colored, bright liquid coming out of the barrel.
Found in the signiture of a Darkstarlings user's profile: "Bang bang baby".
bang bang by Funker_joe October 27, 2005

vampirefreak 

1. A person who is a member of the site vampirefreaks dot com. It's another website for shallow morons who have nothing better to do then follow trends and use the word "pseudo" far too often.

2. A Yahoo Messenger chat room under the category of music.
VFboi22882283: i wnna suck ur bluud. and im not a poser
vampirefreak by Funker_joe May 8, 2005
Popcicles that you get at the supermarket that you freeze. They are manufactured by Jel-Sert.

See: God.
Flavorice is so damn good, I can eat one of the 500 count boxes in a week.
Flavorice by Funker_joe January 18, 2005

Korn Girl 

Every person knows, or has seen them, they wear the shirts, hats, backpacks, patches, etc. of the band responsible for ruining a vegetable.

They wear and own tons of merchandise, wear annoying, stupid looking shirts and they probably are one of the following.

1. Wear and wasted that much money on something for a status symbol.

3. They were all out of "goth" kits at Hot Topic.

3. Actually "enjoy" the shitty music.
Damn it, there is this Korn Girl in my class, I can't stop staring at her because she looks so damn stupid.
Korn Girl by Funker_joe January 17, 2005
What dumbasses in chat rooms call you if you piss them off.
Funker_joe: Shut up, you're a moron sxyb0i420.

sxyb0i420: funker-joe isa bich!!1/
Bich by Funker_joe January 17, 2005