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Crack nigga

Crack nigga Joe can't keep his hands to himself when it comes to gettin' high!
by Fukaface! January 15, 2019
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Chapeau

The literal word comes from the French, and it means 'hat'.

Aside from meaning 'hat' it is also used when giving someone respect, a short way of saying 'hat off' or 'I'm so impressed, I take my hat off'.
I can swim 600 feet under water

Chapeau! Something I'd never be able to do even with training!
by Fukaface! January 25, 2011
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mes

Plural of 'me'
When all the other mes from parallel universes meet in one place, we'll have a 'me'-party.
I'll have to count how many 'mes' there are.
by Fukaface! September 17, 2018
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poop scoop

like the word says, a scoop to scoop poop.
It's a scoop that many diggers use, even for earth, but in this case it's only used for poop!
A dog pooped in my garden!

Use a poop scoop!

The poop collector has arrived!

Get your poop in order, you better have some poop to share with this guy, 'cause noone messes with the poopman!
by Fukaface! November 13, 2011
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sending some faxes

Apart from the obvious (to send a fax to another person in another location),
To send a fax is also understood as to shit on the toilet!

The toilet paper is been seen as the fax paper, the toilet & sewer as the medium of transmission, and you fill in the blank what the ink will be!
Damn man, I need to shit so badly I'm almost shitting in my pants!

You're planning on sending some faxes?

Faxes? to where?

To the other side of the world, where people will read them! :-)
by Fukaface! November 13, 2011
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Penis cutter

Penis cutter, much like cigar cutters, are the most effective way to get a gay guy back on the straight path!

They exist out of 2 finger grips, a hole (where through you put the penis), and razor sharp blades connected to the finger grips (can also be done with rusty ol' blades).

When the penis is inserted, just squeeze hard, and if successful, the penis will fall to the floor like a little silicon toy-snake.
Half successful, and the penis will be hanging on a piece of skin. The most effective way is to rip the penis off the piece of skin.
If not pressed hard enough, or the blades are too dull, you risk on damaging the penis and surrounding tissue, without effectively cutting it off!
In such case pulling off the penis won't work, and you'll need to sharpen the blades, or buy a new penis cutter!

Remember, when holding mass-penis-cutting rituals, to now and then clean the cutter, so the blades won't rust!
"Hey, I belong to the penis-tribe, and want to get out of it!"

"Ow, Just use a penis cutter then!"

"I want to smoke a cigar, but have no cigar cutter!"

"Just use a penis cutter, will work just as fine!"

"I want to give a gift to my boyfriend, but don't know what!?"

"Just send hum a Penis cutter!"
by Fukaface! September 12, 2011
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Nigga Shii

When an undeveloped, boorish individual, often of black heritage, with a personality disorder, is trying to fit in with other undeveloped, boorish black individuals, they often repeat this phrase.

Also could mean when a black person is trying to give a present to another black person; a present in the shape of either plain shit, or moving shit (a niglet)
Nigger 1: Ay, yo! Nigga!

Nignog 2: Nigga whattap? Nigga Shii!
by Fukaface! December 1, 2019
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