9 definitions by FucktardedScarecrow
All the evil on this earth condensed into a rather obese 10 year old boy,sadly,He depicts what most of us are like..,He is a rude,Crazy,Bad mouthed,Anti-Semitic,Racist,Witty,Cunning,Stubborn,Obese bastard.
Full Name:Eric Theodore Cartman
Relatives:Liane cartman,the biggest whore in america
:The other fat cartmans,all of them are
fatter versions of him
Enjoys: Watching terrance and phillip,,making anyone feel like shit and eating.
Dislikes: pretty much everything else
He is fucking insane.
Once he got a kid to eat his own parents because he owed him $10.
In imagination land the christmas critters he invented in a fucking weird story give someone HIV then killed them.....
Ah well it's still the funniest shit on this depressing earth
(its funnier then watching telitubbies when ur high)
Full Name:Eric Theodore Cartman
Relatives:Liane cartman,the biggest whore in america
:The other fat cartmans,all of them are
fatter versions of him
Enjoys: Watching terrance and phillip,,making anyone feel like shit and eating.
Dislikes: pretty much everything else
He is fucking insane.
Once he got a kid to eat his own parents because he owed him $10.
In imagination land the christmas critters he invented in a fucking weird story give someone HIV then killed them.....
Ah well it's still the funniest shit on this depressing earth
(its funnier then watching telitubbies when ur high)
by FucktardedScarecrow June 19, 2009
by FucktardedScarecrow August 1, 2009
For the girl version see:You Fancy Chicken!(If it's not there it'll be there soon....I promise ^.^)
1.What your dad (In the worst cases) calls your boyfriend
2.What your mum uses to flirt with your bestfriends,usually accompanied with the "subtle" hand on leg routine.(if their guys.. -.-)
3.What your friend says to the teacher to make you laugh when ya feelin' blue (usually works..LOLz)
Usually indicates that the person that says it is an idiot.
(In the example the dad seems homosexual....That's usually how it's like...Trust me...LOLz)
1.What your dad (In the worst cases) calls your boyfriend
2.What your mum uses to flirt with your bestfriends,usually accompanied with the "subtle" hand on leg routine.(if their guys.. -.-)
3.What your friend says to the teacher to make you laugh when ya feelin' blue (usually works..LOLz)
Usually indicates that the person that says it is an idiot.
(In the example the dad seems homosexual....That's usually how it's like...Trust me...LOLz)
Ex:
1.
Ur Dad:So...Tony Where u from?
Tony(Ur BF):Er...France...
Ur Dad:Omg You Fancy Man!
2.
Ur Mum:So want a coffee damien?
Damien(Ur Bestfriend):(joking) yeh make sure it's from italy ha ha...
Ur Mum:ha ha ha How you kid around...You Fancy Man!........-puts hand on damien's leg and slowly runs it up-....
*Damien whispers something to you involving "mum" and "flirting" and "inappropriate toucy, feely" but he's talking so fast you don't hear completely your mum comes in with cookies and Damien leaves...you suddenly understand completely*
3.
Ur Weird Hypo Brilliant Friend:Mister..Do you know what this means? and what the heck is it?
Teacher:Why timmy those are hyroglyphics, and that means "Soul Water"
Ur Weird Hypo Brilliant Friend:OMFG Mr garrison You Fancy Man!
(And yeh..I know who Mr Garrison is...)
1.
Ur Dad:So...Tony Where u from?
Tony(Ur BF):Er...France...
Ur Dad:Omg You Fancy Man!
2.
Ur Mum:So want a coffee damien?
Damien(Ur Bestfriend):(joking) yeh make sure it's from italy ha ha...
Ur Mum:ha ha ha How you kid around...You Fancy Man!........-puts hand on damien's leg and slowly runs it up-....
*Damien whispers something to you involving "mum" and "flirting" and "inappropriate toucy, feely" but he's talking so fast you don't hear completely your mum comes in with cookies and Damien leaves...you suddenly understand completely*
3.
Ur Weird Hypo Brilliant Friend:Mister..Do you know what this means? and what the heck is it?
Teacher:Why timmy those are hyroglyphics, and that means "Soul Water"
Ur Weird Hypo Brilliant Friend:OMFG Mr garrison You Fancy Man!
(And yeh..I know who Mr Garrison is...)
by FucktardedScarecrow August 5, 2009
For the male version see: You Fancy Man!
1.What your mother calls your girlfriend
2.What your dad calls your female best friends
3.What your friend calls your female teacher when they're fooling around
Indicates whoever uses it is an embarrasing homo.
1.What your mother calls your girlfriend
2.What your dad calls your female best friends
3.What your friend calls your female teacher when they're fooling around
Indicates whoever uses it is an embarrasing homo.
Ex:
1.
Your Mum:Whoa Tania..Pretty nails..Manicure?
Tania(Ur GF):Um..Yeh (smiles)
Your Mum:ha ha Ooo....You Fancy Chicken!
You:*almost wetting yourself laughing, not*
2.
Ur Dad:So girls doing you hair eh? You Fancy Chickens!
U:......
Ur friend:..Ur dad's a homo...Pass me the straighteners and the...Purple hair dye..I don't like blue much anymore...
3.
Ur Frnd:Hey Mrs Janet Garrison!...Um...Can you tell me what this country is
Mrs Garrison:*slaps you* That's america you son of a bitch!
Ur Frnd:Wowzaz..How did u know that, You Fancy Chicken!.
1.
Your Mum:Whoa Tania..Pretty nails..Manicure?
Tania(Ur GF):Um..Yeh (smiles)
Your Mum:ha ha Ooo....You Fancy Chicken!
You:*almost wetting yourself laughing, not*
2.
Ur Dad:So girls doing you hair eh? You Fancy Chickens!
U:......
Ur friend:..Ur dad's a homo...Pass me the straighteners and the...Purple hair dye..I don't like blue much anymore...
3.
Ur Frnd:Hey Mrs Janet Garrison!...Um...Can you tell me what this country is
Mrs Garrison:*slaps you* That's america you son of a bitch!
Ur Frnd:Wowzaz..How did u know that, You Fancy Chicken!.
by FucktardedScarecrow August 5, 2009
See:Fuck
The word that can describe any emotion possible
1.Excitment
2.Sadness
3.Anger
4.Stupidity (usually other peoples)
5.Disgust
6.Disappointment
7.Fright
8.Confusion
9.Happiness
10.Shame (usually if your ashamed by someone else ie.your parents)
11.Anything Else People Can Feel
The word that can describe any emotion possible
1.Excitment
2.Sadness
3.Anger
4.Stupidity (usually other peoples)
5.Disgust
6.Disappointment
7.Fright
8.Confusion
9.Happiness
10.Shame (usually if your ashamed by someone else ie.your parents)
11.Anything Else People Can Feel
ex.
#1.I am so fucking psyched
#2.Fucking gutted....
#3.Fuck that!!!!
#4.You are such a fucking fucktard you know that?
#5.Ewww!, you fucking creep!!!
#6.Fuck...Man i was really counting on this/you
#7.Arrggghh!, holy fuck man not cool!!!
#8.What the fuck is that supposed to mean?
#9.Yes!!!, fuck yes!!!!!!!!!!
#10.Man...you just a dick...Wtf do you think your doing man?....God...Fucking *sigh*...
11.FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Such versatility truly makes fuck The Best Word Ever
#1.I am so fucking psyched
#2.Fucking gutted....
#3.Fuck that!!!!
#4.You are such a fucking fucktard you know that?
#5.Ewww!, you fucking creep!!!
#6.Fuck...Man i was really counting on this/you
#7.Arrggghh!, holy fuck man not cool!!!
#8.What the fuck is that supposed to mean?
#9.Yes!!!, fuck yes!!!!!!!!!!
#10.Man...you just a dick...Wtf do you think your doing man?....God...Fucking *sigh*...
11.FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Such versatility truly makes fuck The Best Word Ever
by FucktardedScarecrow July 16, 2009
1.An extremely painful attack where a knee is shoved up the ass of another person
2.What happens when ur not watching ur ass at a zoo
2.What happens when ur not watching ur ass at a zoo
Ex:
1.I gave mark the old "fucked by an elephant" routine and he's still walking around like a pregnant girl
2.We all watched in horror as jack was getting crushed by the elephant
1.I gave mark the old "fucked by an elephant" routine and he's still walking around like a pregnant girl
2.We all watched in horror as jack was getting crushed by the elephant
by FucktardedScarecrow April 17, 2009