Fucked by an elephant

1.An extremely painful attack where a knee is shoved up the ass of another person

2.What happens when ur not watching ur ass at a zoo

Ex:

1.I gave mark the old "fucked by an elephant" routine and he's still walking around like a pregnant girl

2.We all watched in horror as jack was getting crushed by the elephant

by FucktardedScarecrow April 16, 2009

You Fancy Chicken!

For the male version see: You Fancy Man!

1.What your mother calls your girlfriend
2.What your dad calls your female best friends
3.What your friend calls your female teacher when they're fooling around

Indicates whoever uses it is an embarrasing homo.

Ex:

1.
Your Mum:Whoa Tania..Pretty nails..Manicure?
Tania(Ur GF):Um..Yeh (smiles)
Your Mum:ha ha Ooo....You Fancy Chicken!
You:*almost wetting yourself laughing, not*

2.
Ur Dad:So girls doing you hair eh? You Fancy Chickens!
U:......
Ur friend:..Ur dad's a homo...Pass me the straighteners and the...Purple hair dye..I don't like blue much anymore...

3.
Ur Frnd:Hey Mrs Janet Garrison!...Um...Can you tell me what this country is
Mrs Garrison:*slaps you* That's america you son of a bitch!
Ur Frnd:Wowzaz..How did u know that, You Fancy Chicken!.

by FucktardedScarecrow August 05, 2009

The Best Word Ever

See:Fuck

The word that can describe any emotion possible

1.Excitment
2.Sadness
3.Anger
4.Stupidity (usually other peoples)
5.Disgust
6.Disappointment
7.Fright
8.Confusion
9.Happiness
10.Shame (usually if your ashamed by someone else ie.your parents)
11.Anything Else People Can Feel

ex.

#1.I am so fucking psyched
#2.Fucking gutted....
#3.Fuck that!!!!
#4.You are such a fucking fucktard you know that?
#5.Ewww!, you fucking creep!!!
#6.Fuck...Man i was really counting on this/you
#7.Arrggghh!, holy fuck man not cool!!!
#8.What the fuck is that supposed to mean?
#9.Yes!!!, fuck yes!!!!!!!!!!
#10.Man...you just a dick...Wtf do you think your doing man?....God...Fucking *sigh*...
11.FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Such versatility truly makes fuck The Best Word Ever

by FucktardedScarecrow July 31, 2009

0.8537

Type in a calculator and it shows up as "Lesbo"

ex:

1.Hey look Danny I can say lesbo with my calculator!

0.8537

by FucktardedScarecrow July 31, 2009

Urban Dictionary

See:The Tits

Urban Dictionary is the tits

by FucktardedScarecrow July 31, 2009

Eric Cartman

All the evil on this earth condensed into a rather obese 10 year old boy,sadly,He depicts what most of us are like..,He is a rude,Crazy,Bad mouthed,Anti-Semitic,Racist,Witty,Cunning,Stubborn,Obese bastard.

Full Name:Eric Theodore Cartman

Relatives:Liane cartman,the biggest whore in america

:The other fat cartmans,all of them are

fatter versions of him

Enjoys: Watching terrance and phillip,,making anyone feel like shit and eating.

Dislikes: pretty much everything else

He is fucking insane.
Once he got a kid to eat his own parents because he owed him $10.
In imagination land the christmas critters he invented in a fucking weird story give someone HIV then killed them.....

Ah well it's still the funniest shit on this depressing earth
(its funnier then watching telitubbies when ur high)

Eric Cartman Is The Shit!!(And also the most fucked up cartoon character in the world)

by FucktardedScarecrow June 19, 2009

Awkward

An atmosphere that is so tense and embarrasing u feel like u might die

A dude was pashing his gf and then his gf's mother walked in...AWKWARD..........

by FucktardedScarecrow April 24, 2009