Definitions by Fucktard Penisface

Russell 

A sort-of endearing term for someone who has a good heart but always says the most dumb-ass things.

"Guys, we should go storm the capitol like those guys did a few years ago."

"What the hell are you talking about? You're being such a Russell."

"At least I'm not a Brad."

Russell by Fucktard Penisface January 13, 2023

Landon 

A horny ass motherfucker who wants to watch pornhub all the time.

Landon: you guys wanna watch pornhub?
Angel: shut the fuck up landon.

Landon by Fucktard Penisface November 2, 2019

NEET 

The Game Grumps defines it as: An offensive slur for an Italian.
IDK what it actually means

"I would die at the thought of you becoming a NEET in the near future."

NEET by Fucktard Penisface October 20, 2018

dirk 

That cool gay motherfucker with triangular sunglasses. just hella gay. Also is dave's bro.

In the comic "Homestuck" by andrew motherfucking hussie

HOLY SHIT LOOK! It's dirk! Dirk strider!

dirk by Fucktard Penisface July 10, 2018

yoylecake 

A special cake from the online animated show that started season 1 in 2010, B.F.D.I (Battle for dream island) The cake is made with the ingredients to make a cake, but you just add special "yoyle berries" After consumption of yoyle berries, you will be turned into yoyle metal, which can't freeze.

"Here you go, bubble, you can have it." Bubble- "YOYLECAKE"

yoylecake by Fucktard Penisface July 10, 2018