5 definitions by Fucktard Penisface

Landon

A horny ass motherfucker who wants to watch pornhub all the time.

Landon: you guys wanna watch pornhub?
Angel: shut the fuck up landon.

by Fucktard Penisface November 2, 2019

Russell

A sort-of endearing term for someone who has a good heart but always says the most dumb-ass things.

"Guys, we should go storm the capitol like those guys did a few years ago."

"What the hell are you talking about? You're being such a Russell."

"At least I'm not a Brad."

by Fucktard Penisface January 14, 2023

yoylecake

A special cake from the online animated show that started season 1 in 2010, B.F.D.I (Battle for dream island) The cake is made with the ingredients to make a cake, but you just add special "yoyle berries" After consumption of yoyle berries, you will be turned into yoyle metal, which can't freeze.

"Here you go, bubble, you can have it." Bubble- "YOYLECAKE"

by Fucktard Penisface July 10, 2018

dirk

That cool gay motherfucker with triangular sunglasses. just hella gay. Also is dave's bro.

In the comic "Homestuck" by andrew motherfucking hussie

HOLY SHIT LOOK! It's dirk! Dirk strider!

by Fucktard Penisface July 10, 2018

NEET

The Game Grumps defines it as: An offensive slur for an Italian.
IDK what it actually means

"I would die at the thought of you becoming a NEET in the near future."

by Fucktard Penisface October 20, 2018