13 definitions by Fucking retarded bitch ass mf

a fucking retard that surpasses those whom are just retarded, these "fucktards" are honestly something else. they will find a way to fuck up a chunk of titanium.
person: you're such a fucktard.
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A place which attracts lots of attention and brings out the hypocrites
Hyprocrite: let’s storm Area 51

Hyprocrite: *doesn’t go*
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a roast people use when they are too un-original and lazy to think of a better one, commonly used by those who are special.
person: you are dumb
you: ur mom gay
person: no u
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A unit of weight that is so uncomprehendingly huge that if you even tried to comprehend it you would instantly die.

the metric (and therefore larger) version of a fuckton.
Bob: hey Joe how much do you weigh?
Joe: like a metric fuckton.
Bob: *dies*
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When said in a British accent it becomes “autistic”. A great way to secretly insult your friends
Bob: joe, you are so artistic (in a British accent)
Joe: why thank you, bob
Bob: 00f
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Basically what all big time rappers go off by and also what you would use to express your anger about a certain food item not being in stock
stupid ass bitch motherfucker ass shit! This food ain't in stock!

Rapper: stupid ass bitch motherfucker ass shit.. hmm what can we turn that into now
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