3 definitions by Fuck me:)

Stfu

Shut the fuck up

Me: hi
My crush: stfu

by Fuck me:) December 26, 2022

i want to unalive myself

When you want to die but you can't say "I wanna die" because of demonitaisation

Timmy (he is a nerd): DUDEEE WE HAVE 3 EXAMS IN 3 WEEKS!!! LESSSGO
Me: I want to unalive myself

by Fuck me:) December 19, 2022

get your balls straight

Why would you want to get your balls straight

Me: Guys i swear i didnt eat the pie
My bro: Get your balls straight bro!
Me: what the fuck does that mean

by Fuck me:) February 21, 2023