Spam messages, delivered through a social networking website or mobile app, which link to solicitations from sex workers or prostitution rings.
Jason: Yo you're on Tinder, right? How're the bitches?
Zach: Some are pretty hot, but I think lots of them are fake
Jason: Oh really?
Zach: Yeah, whorespam. They message you with a link and pricing
Jason: Damn... Pricey?
Zach: Nope. Shady cheap yo
Jason: Damn yo
Zach: Some are pretty hot, but I think lots of them are fake
Jason: Oh really?
Zach: Yeah, whorespam. They message you with a link and pricing
Jason: Damn... Pricey?
Zach: Nope. Shady cheap yo
Jason: Damn yo
by FriendOrFlake December 22, 2014
My friend Bill is a real hoot. He drinks, dances, and when things get dicey, he can handle himself too. He's a tai kwon bro.
by FriendOrFlake August 31, 2014
A person who remains obsessed with an ex lover, continuing to maintain communication long after the breakup and harboring visions of getting back together despite multiple failed attempts.
Rog: So you coming to the holiday party?
Tom: Yeah, for shizzle
Rog: Bringing anyone?
Tom: I was thinking about asking my ex wife
Rog: Damn yo, you're still into that?
Tom: What can I say?
Rog: You're a serious ex addict, bro. Might want to get that looked into
Tom: Yeah, I know. I like the punishment
Tom: Yeah, for shizzle
Rog: Bringing anyone?
Tom: I was thinking about asking my ex wife
Rog: Damn yo, you're still into that?
Tom: What can I say?
Rog: You're a serious ex addict, bro. Might want to get that looked into
Tom: Yeah, I know. I like the punishment
by FriendOrFlake December 03, 2014
An individual working in the agricultural/livestock industry, such as a farmer or rancher; the offspring/immediate family of such; a politically-correct term for 'redneck'.
Dude 1: Damn, son, that new girlfriend of yours really likes diesel trucks, eh?
Dude 2: Yeah, she's a real Agricultural American
Dude 2: Yeah, she's a real Agricultural American
by FriendOrFlake April 03, 2017
A person who arrives at an event/gathering in an inappropriately advanced stage of inebriation, and attempts to socialize with the other attendees as if nothing were out of the ordinary, is "unexpectedly drunk"
Antoine arrived at the wedding rehearsal a few minutes late, acting more relaxed and jovial than usual. It wasn't until he vomited on the bride's father, and attempted to use the bride's sister as a handkerchief, that people realized he was actually unexpectedly drunk.
by FriendOrFlake July 21, 2014
A job one keeps not out of need, but out of boredom/personal amusement. Generally, these aren't high-paying, high-stress positions, and are usually held by people with existing financial stability
I got so bored last summer, sitting on the yacht all day long, that I got myself a toy job giving lap dances over at Tootsies. The pay's not great, but the freebies and gossip make it worth it.
by FriendOrFlake July 29, 2014
An extra-marital sexual experience provided by a non-professional. To be distinguished from inorganic strange, which must be provided by a sex-worker.
Tim: I got some organic strange while I was in Chicago over the weekend.
Tom: Damn, dude, where'd you find that?
Tim: Tinder
Tom: Damn, dude, where'd you find that?
Tim: Tinder
by FriendOrFlake April 12, 2016