FriendOrFlake's definitions

ex addict

A person who remains obsessed with an ex lover, continuing to maintain communication long after the breakup and harboring visions of getting back together despite multiple failed attempts.

Rog: So you coming to the holiday party?
Tom: Yeah, for shizzle
Rog: Bringing anyone?
Tom: I was thinking about asking my ex wife
Rog: Damn yo, you're still into that?
Tom: What can I say?
Rog: You're a serious ex addict, bro. Might want to get that looked into
Tom: Yeah, I know. I like the punishment

by FriendOrFlake December 3, 2014

Unexpectedly Drunk

A person who arrives at an event/gathering in an inappropriately advanced stage of inebriation, and attempts to socialize with the other attendees as if nothing were out of the ordinary, is "unexpectedly drunk"

Antoine arrived at the wedding rehearsal a few minutes late, acting more relaxed and jovial than usual. It wasn't until he vomited on the bride's father, and attempted to use the bride's sister as a handkerchief, that people realized he was actually unexpectedly drunk.

by FriendOrFlake July 21, 2014

Tai Kwon Bro

A male friend with skills in martial arts

My friend Bill is a real hoot. He drinks, dances, and when things get dicey, he can handle himself too. He's a tai kwon bro.

by FriendOrFlake August 31, 2014

Huxtabate

To masturbate using somebody else's hand - either while the other party is unconscious, or unwilling to escalate sexual proceedings rapidly enough to satisfy the huxtabator. Synonym: Cosbate.

Brian: How'd your date with Angela go last night?
Kenneth: Not too well. She wasn't into me at all.
Brian: Bummer bro.
Kenneth: Well, she did drink a lot. I huxtabated after she passed out and bailed.

Brian: Damn son

by FriendOrFlake November 21, 2014

Toy Job

A job one keeps not out of need, but out of boredom/personal amusement. Generally, these aren't high-paying, high-stress positions, and are usually held by people with existing financial stability

I got so bored last summer, sitting on the yacht all day long, that I got myself a toy job giving lap dances over at Tootsies. The pay's not great, but the freebies and gossip make it worth it.

by FriendOrFlake July 29, 2014

Peel Your Cap Back

An event or experience so intense and mind-blowing, that it has the power to peel back the foreskin of an uncut penis.

Brian: Hey, did you see that flash mob hit the 7-11 on Charles?
Bill: Yeah, they trashed the place in like 15 seconds
Brian: I bet that doesn't happen up where you live
Bill: Hell, where I live, it'll peel your cap back just seeing more than 2 people at a store at once

by FriendOrFlake December 4, 2014

Fergtivism

A trend-based, emotionally-fueled but ultimately short-lived variety of activism where people who have no connection to, and with no sincere concern for a controversial event show up and begin rioting, looting and inciting others to do the same just for the sake of getting on TV. Derived from Fergusen, MO, the flashpoint of recent social unrest in the US.

Jason: Hey, you hear about the 'hands up don't shoot' rally tonight down at the harbor?
Briton: Nah man, I don't go in for that kind of Fergtivism.

Jason: There was a triple murder last night downtown.
Briton: Yeah, and nobody cares because it was gang related. I just hope those fergtivists they don't set my car on fire.

Jason: Your car isn't that nice, yo.
Jason:

by FriendOrFlake November 26, 2014