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To masturbate while driving
Dave: Yo, where's Lance?
Jason: He got caught smiling behind the wheel. Might be looking at a public indecency charge.
Tetsuo: Dang yo!
Jason: He got caught smiling behind the wheel. Might be looking at a public indecency charge.
Tetsuo: Dang yo!
by FriendOrFlake October 9, 2014
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Jason: Hey, you hear about the 'hands up don't shoot' rally tonight down at the harbor?
Briton: Nah man, I don't go in for that kind of Fergtivism.
Jason: There was a triple murder last night downtown.
Briton: Yeah, and nobody cares because it was gang related. I just hope those fergtivists they don't set my car on fire.
Jason: Your car isn't that nice, yo.
Jason:
Briton: Nah man, I don't go in for that kind of Fergtivism.
Jason: There was a triple murder last night downtown.
Briton: Yeah, and nobody cares because it was gang related. I just hope those fergtivists they don't set my car on fire.
Jason: Your car isn't that nice, yo.
Jason:
by FriendOrFlake November 26, 2014
Get the Fergtivism mug.My friend Bill is a real hoot. He drinks, dances, and when things get dicey, he can handle himself too. He's a tai kwon bro.
by FriendOrFlake August 31, 2014
Get the Tai Kwon Bro mug.An event or experience so intense and mind-blowing, that it has the power to peel back the foreskin of an uncut penis.
Brian: Hey, did you see that flash mob hit the 7-11 on Charles?
Bill: Yeah, they trashed the place in like 15 seconds
Brian: I bet that doesn't happen up where you live
Bill: Hell, where I live, it'll peel your cap back just seeing more than 2 people at a store at once
Bill: Yeah, they trashed the place in like 15 seconds
Brian: I bet that doesn't happen up where you live
Bill: Hell, where I live, it'll peel your cap back just seeing more than 2 people at a store at once
by FriendOrFlake December 4, 2014
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Dude 1: Damn, son, that new girlfriend of yours really likes diesel trucks, eh?
Dude 2: Yeah, she's a real Agricultural American
Dude 2: Yeah, she's a real Agricultural American
by FriendOrFlake April 2, 2017
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I got so bored last summer, sitting on the yacht all day long, that I got myself a toy job giving lap dances over at Tootsies. The pay's not great, but the freebies and gossip make it worth it.
by FriendOrFlake July 29, 2014
Get the Toy Job mug.To masturbate using somebody else's hand - either while the other party is unconscious, or unwilling to escalate sexual proceedings rapidly enough to satisfy the huxtabator. Synonym: Cosbate.
Brian: How'd your date with Angela go last night?
Kenneth: Not too well. She wasn't into me at all.
Brian: Bummer bro.
Kenneth: Well, she did drink a lot. I huxtabated after she passed out and bailed.
Brian: Damn son
Kenneth: Not too well. She wasn't into me at all.
Brian: Bummer bro.
Kenneth: Well, she did drink a lot. I huxtabated after she passed out and bailed.
Brian: Damn son
by FriendOrFlake November 21, 2014
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