Definitions by FridgeRaider

girlfriend in training 

A naive, usually preteen lolita that an older guy flirts with, with or without pedosexual intentions.

Watch out! Your girlfriend in training is starting to wear a bra.

girlfriend in training by FridgeRaider May 29, 2004

substitute teachers 

1. Wannabe teachers who fill in when regular teachers are unavailable. During strikes, are called SCABs. Usually lost without lesson plans, and serve more as adult supervision than in teaching capacities. If they attempt to teach, they frequently contradict what the regular teacher has taught. Also known as subs.

2. Prostitutes hired for the purpose of teaching uninitiated kids about the birds and the bees by friends orredneck rents who can't figure out any better way to get the lesson across, or perhaps because they want to watch and learn a thing or three themselves.

That sub we had today was a real substitute teacher.

substitute teachers by FridgeRaider May 23, 2004

most extreme elimination challenge 

A contest to see who can eliminate the very best.

See mommy! Me go doody big time! Change me.

most extreme elimination challenge by FridgeRaider May 21, 2004

bone out 

(theoretical) To bone somebody so deep that it comes out some other orifice.

No, she wasn't giving head. I boned out and she gagged on it.

bone out by FridgeRaider May 19, 2004

baby pro 

1. An underaged prostitute.

2. A pro below the legal age of sexual consent.

3. Jailbait that offers to turn tricks.

4. A lolita for hire.

If you get caught with that baby pro you'll be charged with rape.

baby pro by FridgeRaider May 17, 2004

Lassen County

An experimental recidivism project supported by the governments of California and the United States of America.

The inmates at Lassen County maintain petting zoos such as County Jail and High Desert Correctional Center in which threatened species such as upstanding citizens are incarcerated.

Lassen County by FridgeRaider May 17, 2004

sexual consent 

Willingly having sex, without force, coercion, manipulation, intoxication, or trickery.

Only adults are competent to give sexual consent. No, 12 years old is not adult.

sexual consent by FridgeRaider May 17, 2004