FridgeRaider's definitions

preteen

Anyone under 13 years old. The 9 to 13 crowd is called tweens.

For an eye full of tweens, Google "CSM models"

by FridgeRaider December 11, 2004

sexual consent

Willingly having sex, without force, coercion, manipulation, intoxication, or trickery.

Only adults are competent to give sexual consent. No, 12 years old is not adult.

by FridgeRaider May 17, 2004

most extreme elimination challenge

A contest to see who can eliminate the very best.

See mommy! Me go doody big time! Change me.

by FridgeRaider May 21, 2004

indoor sports

Incest. See also bedroom sports.

When Lassen County has blackouts for up to four days in subzero weather and whole families get bored, there's nothing to do but play indoor sports. I dare say they don't stay bored.

by FridgeRaider June 2, 2004

turn tricks

Have sex for hire, as a prostitute.

She'll turn tricks all night so she can afford a room to come home to after middle school.

by FridgeRaider May 17, 2004

holy shit

Reverential incantation of a universal religious concept:

See shit happens for a better explanation.

by FridgeRaider September 27, 2004

Lassen County

An experimental recidivism project supported by the governments of California and the United States of America.

The inmates at Lassen County maintain petting zoos such as County Jail and High Desert Correctional Center in which threatened species such as upstanding citizens are incarcerated.

by FridgeRaider May 17, 2004