Freddy's definitions

anime convention

A place where many (often annoying) anime fans gather to frolic amongst eachother to discuss, watch, or dress like anime characters in a cosplay.
Many anime fans, turn into retards and loose a significant amount of intelligence upon entering the premises of an anime convention and are prone to acting in a very annoying manner, or speaking many bothersome phrases in a language named japanese.

A-kon, Otakon, Oni-con, ect. are anime conventions.
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Dumb ass guy: "Y-y-y-your hair's pimp."
Dumb girl: "Arigato..."
Everyone in the elevator: "......................."
Dumb ass guy: "okay...."
Everyone in the elevator: "......................."
Dumb girl: "thank you...."
Everyone in the elevator: "......................."

by Freddy September 23, 2005

child molestor

freddys daddy

freddys daddy touches him behind the furnace

by freddy July 26, 2003

ballon knot sex

anal sex,(due to the fact that the anus looks like a big balloon knot

Sally asked Lisa if she ever tried the balloon knot sex?

by Freddy February 20, 2005

shit monger

A senior at NRHS who thinks he is the shit. Also named as Grant

Can also be used as monger of shit

Shut up shit monger, don't be hatin.
Holler

by Freddy March 28, 2005

Shiiiiit

A commonly used phrase used to display dismay or awe.

Shiiiiit biatch, this mofo ain't pimpin'!

by Freddy January 13, 2003

Nirvana

Best band ever www.indefenseofkurtcobain.com and www.justiceforkurt.com courtney love killed kurt cobain, and the case needs to be reopened, rome(kurt was on tour in rome when he had an "overdose") was a murder attempt by courtney and dewitt (the pussy ass nanny), they tried putting rohypnol (date-rape drug) in his champaine, it worked but he lived instead of what they had planned on happening, kurt had no drug but rohypnol in his system

Bitch courtney killed kurt cobain.

by Freddy April 17, 2004

bjorn

a can or bottled beer or keg

Hey...pour me a nice cold bjorn!
A bjorn is a single beer, but multiple beers are known as bjornyan'

by freddy February 27, 2005