Freak Obscene's definitions

azurapets

The single WORST virtual pet site on the internet. Worse than NeoPets, even. Has about seven mouselike 'pets' that use basic, chunky, secondgrade colourbook colouring.

Tard- "Lets go to Azurapets!!"

by Freak Obscene April 25, 2004

BET

Black Entertainment Television. Usually makes whites look bad in a indirect way, talking about how the black race has suffered slavery, when really none of the slaves are still alive today. Also takes pride in the fact that they 'came from the ghetto'.

BET can't seem to remember that the 'actual' blacks can't afford cable, so only the plush blacks from the 'burbs watch it.

by Freak Obscene April 17, 2004

varial kickflip

A skateboarding trick in which the board flips and spins at the same time. Widely infamous because it doesn't 'look cool'.

Skateboarder: -does a varial kickflip-
'Image' Skateboarder: "That looked so retarded. Loser poser."

by Freak Obscene April 26, 2004

Thanks

An expression, derived from thank-you, to express appriciation.

Hey, thanks for the gift!

by Freak Obscene April 29, 2004

paid programming

Television programing that consists of companies promoting their products. Usually shown early morning/late at night/whenever you are desperate for something to watch.

Usually the products advertised are worthless pieces of crap being sold for 'the low, low price of 12 payments of 43.32!!'.

Actually good programming. (When your wasted)

by Freak Obscene May 4, 2004

Image Skateboarder

A person who skateboards just to look 'cool'. Almost like a poser, but a bit more obnoxous. When an Image Skateboarder sees a decent skater, they tend to say that he/she sucks. Usually, Image Skaters are female, to get the skater dudes that they want to gain popularity, but can also range to males as well.

Image Skater: Ugh. Look at her over there. Just because she did that wicked trick, she acts like she can actually skateboard. What a poser.
Real Skater: -cocks one eyebrow-

by Freak Obscene April 26, 2004

Phone

1.)An appliance used for communication between two or more people not within talking range.
2.)Used as a substitution for 'call'

1.) Telemarketer: "Hello, If you would give me a minute to tell you about our new offer-" You: *shoots phone*

2.) "I have to phone Catelyn!"

by Freak Obscene April 17, 2004