Freak Obscene's definitions

Image Skateboarder

A person who skateboards just to look 'cool'. Almost like a poser, but a bit more obnoxous. When an Image Skateboarder sees a decent skater, they tend to say that he/she sucks. Usually, Image Skaters are female, to get the skater dudes that they want to gain popularity, but can also range to males as well.

Image Skater: Ugh. Look at her over there. Just because she did that wicked trick, she acts like she can actually skateboard. What a poser.
Real Skater: -cocks one eyebrow-

by Freak Obscene April 26, 2004

image skater

See image skateboarder

I typed for too long on the first one, and I'm too lazy to go back and copy it...

by Freak Obscene April 26, 2004

fezbian

A word combining 'fag' and 'lesbian', incase if you don't know if the person is a guy or a girl. The word originated in a group of friends that go to Robidoux Middle School (St. Joeseph, Missouri) in 2003.

Tyler is SUCH a Fezbian!!

by Freak Obscene April 29, 2004

Thanks

An expression, derived from thank-you, to express appriciation.

Hey, thanks for the gift!

by Freak Obscene April 29, 2004

taco bell

The single best place to steal sporks from.

Lets go get some sporks from Taco Bell. Maybe we can even pick up a strange disease from the food while were there!

by Freak Obscene April 30, 2004

paid programming

Television programing that consists of companies promoting their products. Usually shown early morning/late at night/whenever you are desperate for something to watch.

Usually the products advertised are worthless pieces of crap being sold for 'the low, low price of 12 payments of 43.32!!'.

Actually good programming. (When your wasted)

by Freak Obscene May 4, 2004

fuse

Previously the BEST channel out there, but now it shows (ugh) hiphop and r&b. But it still has Rockzilla, Uranium, and the other good programs.

Now all it needs is Headbanger's Ball...

by Freak Obscene May 4, 2004