FreD's definitions

blunkins

When you get a blow job on the toilet while taking a crap

Last night when I was pinching a loaf, I got Blunkins from Jenny.

by Fred July 22, 2003

crap

rap. Rap is crap.

you can't spell crap without rap

by fred November 11, 2003

Rizzy

izzy and ricci both have a rizzy

GOD DAM IT CLETUS!! did u c the rizzy on them 2?

by fred April 2, 2005

Mampi

A person who is over weight.

Why did you sprat what big old mampi butters?!

by fREd April 29, 2004

random

syn. for cool, good, awesome or gnarly.

Wow you're really random.

by Fred June 29, 2004

fongrongedong

Fred in pig chinese (like pig latin)

vowels are said as they should be, consonants have "ong" added to the end. Then, speak!

works best with words that don't start with a vowel or have two vowels together

Holy Shit -

Hong o long yong song hong i tong!

Bitch

Bong i tong cong hong

by Fred October 25, 2004

crowhillian

a word to describe someone who comes from Crowhill in Irthlingborough Northamptonshire

"Death to all crowhillians"

by fred October 21, 2003