FreD's definitions

emosexual

A musical deviant, with no accounting for taste. Often seen with star tattoos, mesh trucker hats, wearing clothing recieved at mall or warped tour. A dying breed, emosexuals are on the verge of extinction as they realise that they are live a lifestyle that is akin to modern hairmetal

Your so emosexual

by Fred October 1, 2003

hitting it before the hair does

fucking someone before they get pubic hair

he's trying to hit it before the hair does

by fred March 15, 2004

frankie says relax

Frankie also says, ''Go fuck yourself.''

Frankie:''Go fuck yourself.''

by Fred January 13, 2005

Johnson County

The JC. It's the Orange County of middle America. Go ahead, drive through; you won't even believe you're in Kansas anymore.

Me: "W-where are we? Where are all the trailer parks, where are all the rusty old trucks? Where are all the cow boys? Is this still Kansas?"
Brent: "This is the J.C., everyone here has a net worth of at least one million dollars."

by FRED December 30, 2004

vowles

Name given to some one who can last very long.

Vowles went for hours last night.

by Fred December 4, 2004

american dream

Something republicunts (repubs like bush) are destroying right now.

George W. Bush

by Fred July 1, 2004

bad mama jama

a bad-ass black man, one who isn't to be pissed off, because he will slap that cock across your face quicker than you can say cock slap

Yo yo yo.... Isaac Hayes is a bad mama jama!

by Fred October 25, 2004