Frantic's definitions
Wan2k is derived from the common abbreviation of the "Windows 2000" operationg system, "win2k".
The humour centres around the word being similar to "wank", to masturbate.
The humour centres around the word being similar to "wank", to masturbate.
John: I can't get sound to work in Frontier.
Fred: what operating system are you using?
John: wan2k :-/
Fred: what operating system are you using?
John: wan2k :-/
by Frantic November 25, 2003
Get the wan2kmug. Country determined by God himself to have a right to play in the world cup (despite finishing a measley fifth in their zone), and that no-one in the Oceanic zone should ever be allowed to play even if they never lose a match.
Uruguay is thusly famous for it's unique concept of sportsmanship and fairness, and also how well they handle being losers.
Uruguay is thusly famous for it's unique concept of sportsmanship and fairness, and also how well they handle being losers.
Joe Dingbat: Yay! Australia finished top of their zone without ever losing a single match! We're going to the world cup!
Rodney Sensible: Hold on there Joe, Australia will be the only country top of a zone to actually have to play a play-off to secure thier place. Uruguay finished fifth in their zone so we'd have to play them, and God said they deserve to go to the world cup and it's unfair for them, so I guess you're not allowed to compete.
Joe Dingbat: Oh, of course. How selfish of me.
Rodney Sensible: Hold on there Joe, Australia will be the only country top of a zone to actually have to play a play-off to secure thier place. Uruguay finished fifth in their zone so we'd have to play them, and God said they deserve to go to the world cup and it's unfair for them, so I guess you're not allowed to compete.
Joe Dingbat: Oh, of course. How selfish of me.
by Frantic December 28, 2005
Get the Uruguaymug. What does not happen when you paste your full name to UD hoping a kind samaritan won't think you a moron that deserves to have you last name added to the mess.
A user said this has their full name: "Hi my name is Sachin and I did create this and one of my friends must have put it up here but I don't like the example which portrays me to be a cheater. Can it be removed and then I will readd the word with a better example or if you want you can just change the example to: "What a winout, school just ended." Thanks for understanding. Best Regards, Sachin Thakkar"
by Frantic February 17, 2005
Get the winoutmug. Derivative of the word 'bog', or 'to bog', meaning to shit.
A 'boglet' is the offspring of a bog, and is thus a small terd, neatly packaged enough to form an individual portion of the bog.
A 'boglet' is the offspring of a bog, and is thus a small terd, neatly packaged enough to form an individual portion of the bog.
Scotty: Captn', we got klingons here!
Kirk: Can you wipe them off Scotty?
Scotty: Och. 's no good capn'. Thar be boglets clingin' to the hair big enough to swallow the paper for sure.
Kirk: Can you wipe them off Scotty?
Scotty: Och. 's no good capn'. Thar be boglets clingin' to the hair big enough to swallow the paper for sure.
by Frantic May 29, 2004
Get the bogletmug. Really early in the morning. When the crow sitting on the fence makes it's first stir, still to early to caw or to wake up fully, and lets out a morning fart.
by Frantic June 28, 2007
Get the Crow's fartmug. Fred: I just spent all day compiling my kernel and setting up.
John: I spent all day playing games. That'll teach you for using Linsux. Windoze may suck also, but at least I don't spend most of my time messing around with it, I just use it.
John: I spent all day playing games. That'll teach you for using Linsux. Windoze may suck also, but at least I don't spend most of my time messing around with it, I just use it.
by Frantic November 25, 2003
Get the Linsuxmug. The magical being that lives in the icon on your desktop, and tells you everything you need to know in life and lets you do just about anything you need to do!
People use their Browseer to have pizza appear at the front door, find out what the capital of Uruguay is, search for weapons of mass destruction, engage in sexual activities and much more.
People use their Browseer to have pizza appear at the front door, find out what the capital of Uruguay is, search for weapons of mass destruction, engage in sexual activities and much more.
Huh? There are tribes in the world that still use the British Imperial measurement system? How am I going to convert feet into big people talk? Oh, I'll just use Browseer!
by Frantic December 6, 2005
Get the Browseermug.