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Browseer

The magical being that lives in the icon on your desktop, and tells you everything you need to know in life and lets you do just about anything you need to do!

People use their Browseer to have pizza appear at the front door, find out what the capital of Uruguay is, search for weapons of mass destruction, engage in sexual activities and much more.
Huh? There are tribes in the world that still use the British Imperial measurement system? How am I going to convert feet into big people talk? Oh, I'll just use Browseer!
by Frantic December 6, 2005
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Uruguay

Country determined by God himself to have a right to play in the world cup (despite finishing a measley fifth in their zone), and that no-one in the Oceanic zone should ever be allowed to play even if they never lose a match.

Uruguay is thusly famous for it's unique concept of sportsmanship and fairness, and also how well they handle being losers.
Joe Dingbat: Yay! Australia finished top of their zone without ever losing a single match! We're going to the world cup!

Rodney Sensible: Hold on there Joe, Australia will be the only country top of a zone to actually have to play a play-off to secure thier place. Uruguay finished fifth in their zone so we'd have to play them, and God said they deserve to go to the world cup and it's unfair for them, so I guess you're not allowed to compete.

Joe Dingbat: Oh, of course. How selfish of me.
by Frantic December 28, 2005
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American flag

A noun describing a childishly coloured, rectangular sheet of any textile with flamable properties. Most commonly used worldwide as a make-shift bonfire during street celebrations.
"I used to burn dollar bills until I realised that it actually deflated the currency. Now I burn American flags, as long as they are made in China of course."
by Frantic April 13, 2006
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Crow's fart

Really early in the morning. When the crow sitting on the fence makes it's first stir, still to early to caw or to wake up fully, and lets out a morning fart.
Am getting up at crow's fart tomorrow to catch the morning train to Prague.
by Frantic June 28, 2007
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kornflake

Originaly it stands for flake + korn. 2 damn well dota (=funmap in wc3) players. The roots of this word got bashed by a tiny factory called "nestle" who created breakfast-cerials called "cornflakes".
That was a kornflake gank!
Only kornflake is missing.
you want some cornflakes?
by frantic December 9, 2004
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winout

What does not happen when you paste your full name to UD hoping a kind samaritan won't think you a moron that deserves to have you last name added to the mess.
A user said this has their full name: "Hi my name is Sachin and I did create this and one of my friends must have put it up here but I don't like the example which portrays me to be a cheater. Can it be removed and then I will readd the word with a better example or if you want you can just change the example to: "What a winout, school just ended." Thanks for understanding. Best Regards, Sachin Thakkar"
by Frantic February 17, 2005
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XPee

A slang, derrogatory term for the Windows XP operating system, or simply a way of avoiding lameness in using the official name.

Similar to the terms Windoze, wan2k and Linsux.
Frantic: Jeff, how do I get mouse acceleration working in XPee like it did in wan2k?

Jeff: I dunno, they keep hiding things in each version.
by Frantic May 29, 2004
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