Frank Monroe's definitions

abduling

(1) To have consensual sexual relations with someone while judging them on a bullshit television show.

(2) To create a scandal based on legal, consensual actions with no loses or gains.

Mrs. Robinson I think you're trying to abdul me.

by Frank Monroe May 21, 2005

sourpatch

(1)A human orifice, bodily opening, or mortal wound that is infected, or is excreting bodily waste. (2) An asshole. (3) A southerner's snack.

(1) Bonnie: Fuck you, Billy!
Billy: Suck on my sourpatch!
(2) Carl: I could suck on a sourpatch
for hours.

by Frank Monroe September 20, 2004

coin-tosser

(a) a man who attempts to cover his homosexuality by acting macho, sporty, or beefy. (b) a sports player on the down-low

Butch is such a coin-tosser; he lifted weights for 3 hours, then fucked Mike in the ass.

by Frank Monroe January 16, 2005