Frank Klaune's definitions

gone to pot

An item which is broken, defective or substandard. Two explainations have been historically applied. The first is that in olden times when food was scarce, people would leave the bones, fat and undesireable portions behind after eating their meal. These second-rate items would be used for soup the next day, so as such, the poor-quality leftovers would "go to pot". The second (and more plausible) explaination is that in the days of the industrial revolution and early mass-production, assembly workers would occasionally find a defective or out-of-tolerance part which was not suitable for use. This part would be sent back to the smelting room to be melted down and re-cast a second time. Since the smelting was done in a giant pot, these defective parts had "gone to pot". In either case, the phrase gained popular use by the American homeowner who would occasionally wear out an item which would fail- often at an inconvenient time.

Frank didn't want to take his car in for routine maintenance. I wasn't surprised when his vacation was ruined after the car went to pot last summer.

by Frank Klaune May 13, 2005

frilly dilly

The unfortunate result of having a circumcision done with pinking shears.

There's Frank. His doctor was some sort of drunken dumbass when he was born and now he has a frilly dilly.

by Frank Klaune January 2, 2005

transatlantic cable

Humorous reference to shitting in the lavatory on an airplane which is en-route across the Atlantic ocean.

About two hours after leaving JFK airport, Frank got out of his seat and shitted in the lav. He said he was going to lay some transatlantic cable.

by Frank Klaune April 14, 2005

derelict

A foolish person. Can be interchangeable with "idiot", "moron", "dillweed" or any similar term. Widespread use of "derelict" in this sense is due chiefly to it's status as a tomism (see "tomism")

P1: "Who the hell dumped this load of manure on the front porch?"

P2: "Frank just dropped it there this morning."

P1: "Oh that son of a bastage! That derelict!"

by Frank Klaune July 12, 2006

double barreled slingshot

Humorous reference to a brassiere.

Damn, Frank shagged some fat chick from the party. He almost got away with it, but his folks found her double barreled slingshot under the couch.

by Frank Klaune March 29, 2005

scrambled egg

Derogatory term used to describe a person of diminished mental capacity- formerly known as "retarded".

Damn, Frank is so impatient. He got mad when his McDonald's order got screwed up and yelled at the scrambled egg who took his order.

by Frank Klaune March 29, 2005

chucklefuck

1) A bumbling, stupid, inept person.
2) A confusing mess; a conundrum; any chaotic situation
3) A person of low intelligence who gets himself into a comical quandary.

"Frank just took off for the store and forgot his wallet again. What a chucklefuck!"

"When the storm hit in the middle of the parade, the whole festival became one big chucklefuck."

"That chucklefuck Frank got drunk and drank from that shampoo bottle."

by Frank Klaune November 6, 2003