7 definitions by Frank Darkholer Spankadocious
1. A lie told by every guy in an attempt to have sex when their partner is not 120% into it.
2. Phrase used to describe the act of just barely doing something.
3. To insert no more than 20% of something, usually a body part, into an opening of another person, although it could be anything, a body part and/or person is not necessarily a requirement.
2. Phrase used to describe the act of just barely doing something.
3. To insert no more than 20% of something, usually a body part, into an opening of another person, although it could be anything, a body part and/or person is not necessarily a requirement.
BP: Yeah he said was going to put just the tip in, then we could go.
HB: What happened next?
BP: He was balls deep, Just the tip my ass!!!No not in my ass…you know what I'm saying.
HB: Just the tip never works!
FS: Come on, I could really use a BJ.
MF: No, I am busy with life.
FS: you don't have to take it all, just the tip.. That's all, just the tip.
MF: If you grab the back of my head, I'm biting! We on the same page?
FS: Yes, just the tip!
AM: Let me play with your boobs
BP: I'm in the middle of a LAS and you ask that?
AM: Just the tips then?
BP: Did you say just the nips?
AM: Yeah, just the tips, the nips are the tips and the best part anyway.
BP: Get out!
HB: What happened next?
BP: He was balls deep, Just the tip my ass!!!No not in my ass…you know what I'm saying.
HB: Just the tip never works!
FS: Come on, I could really use a BJ.
MF: No, I am busy with life.
FS: you don't have to take it all, just the tip.. That's all, just the tip.
MF: If you grab the back of my head, I'm biting! We on the same page?
FS: Yes, just the tip!
AM: Let me play with your boobs
BP: I'm in the middle of a LAS and you ask that?
AM: Just the tips then?
BP: Did you say just the nips?
AM: Yeah, just the tips, the nips are the tips and the best part anyway.
BP: Get out!
by Frank Darkholer Spankadocious September 27, 2016
BP: What time are we going out?
HB: I need to finish up and get some early dick.
BP: So five minutes after you get home.
HB: Going for the extra 30, 7 minutes.
BP: Ok, get the early dick but don't forget to double up that shit tonight!
HB: I need to finish up and get some early dick.
BP: So five minutes after you get home.
HB: Going for the extra 30, 7 minutes.
BP: Ok, get the early dick but don't forget to double up that shit tonight!
by Frank Darkholer Spankadocious April 22, 2017
A thought so goode, so magnificent, that if you follow the thought one can see it ending in some euphoric state.
A thought, often times elegantly simple, that causes one to get excited. The thought boner is often detected by others when the thinker pauses mid-sentence and smirks.
A cross between a brain boner and thought bubble.
A thought, often times elegantly simple, that causes one to get excited. The thought boner is often detected by others when the thinker pauses mid-sentence and smirks.
A cross between a brain boner and thought bubble.
AM: "Hey did you get that work done?"
BP: "I'm pushing the buttons as fast as i can, i want to do it right.. what ? whats that face for"
AM:......
AM: "thought boner about button...doing it right.."
BP: "I'm pushing the buttons as fast as i can, i want to do it right.. what ? whats that face for"
AM:......
AM: "thought boner about button...doing it right.."
by Frank Darkholer Spankadocious January 20, 2018
Life Affirming Shit (LAS)
A bowel movement or shit that is so fulfilling and so complete that you have an overwhelming desire to find a scale because you know you dropped a pound or two.
The taking of a shit that brings an overwhelming sense of joy or peace.
When your colon gives an extra 20%
A bowel movement or shit that is so fulfilling and so complete that you have an overwhelming desire to find a scale because you know you dropped a pound or two.
The taking of a shit that brings an overwhelming sense of joy or peace.
When your colon gives an extra 20%
AM. Whats up BP. You goode?
BP. I am now, my lady issues just cleared with a life affirming shit, bring awn the skinny jeans!!
BP. How was the work out?
AM. Goode a little strange, in the middle of it i had to take a life affirming shit. Made the final weigh in look really goode.
AM. BP you can get that sense of peace and joy, if while taking a dump, you just rock up in your tippy toes. A normal dump will be come a life affirming shit, that little tilt gives you that extra 20%.
BP. I am now, my lady issues just cleared with a life affirming shit, bring awn the skinny jeans!!
BP. How was the work out?
AM. Goode a little strange, in the middle of it i had to take a life affirming shit. Made the final weigh in look really goode.
AM. BP you can get that sense of peace and joy, if while taking a dump, you just rock up in your tippy toes. A normal dump will be come a life affirming shit, that little tilt gives you that extra 20%.
by Frank Darkholer Spankadocious May 2, 2016
Horny Ass Mom.
A mom that is horny. Many times even after getting laid. Mom that could use an extra 20% to satisfy the urge. A mom that is as horny as the dad. A mom that starts more 'sessions' than the dad because she needs a bone in her ham.
A mom that is horny. Many times even after getting laid. Mom that could use an extra 20% to satisfy the urge. A mom that is as horny as the dad. A mom that starts more 'sessions' than the dad because she needs a bone in her ham.
HAMs at my office are always bitchin', they need to get laid more.
You see that HAM over there, I'am about to bone in her!
I am going to bone those HAMS'.
You see that HAM over there, I'am about to bone in her!
I am going to bone those HAMS'.
by Frank Darkholer Spankadocious December 22, 2015
Horny Ass Mom.
A mom that is horny. Many times even after getting laid. Mom that could use an extra 20% to satisfy the urge. A mom that is as horny as the dad. A mom that starts more 'sessions' than the dad because she needs a bone in her ham.
A mom that is horny. Many times even after getting laid. Mom that could use an extra 20% to satisfy the urge. A mom that is as horny as the dad. A mom that starts more 'sessions' than the dad because she needs a bone in her ham.
HAMs at my office are always bitchin', they need to get laid more.
You see that HAM over there, I'am about to bone in her!
I am going to bone those HAMS'.
You see that HAM over there, I'am about to bone in her!
I am going to bone those HAMS'.
by Frank Darkholer Spankadocious December 22, 2015
Horny Ass Mom.
A mom that is horny. Many times even after getting laid. Mom that could use an extra 20% to satisfy the urge. A mom that is as horny as the dad. A mom that starts more 'sessions' than the dad because she needs a bone in her ham.
A mom that is horny. Many times even after getting laid. Mom that could use an extra 20% to satisfy the urge. A mom that is as horny as the dad. A mom that starts more 'sessions' than the dad because she needs a bone in her ham.
HAMs at my office are always bitchin', they need to get laid more.
You see that HAM over there, I'am about to bone in her!
I am going to bone those HAMS'.
You see that HAM over there, I'am about to bone in her!
I am going to bone those HAMS'.
by Frank Darkholer Spankadocious December 22, 2015