Frank Booth's definitions

zero

v. in a multi-player gaming environment, to cause another player's score to drop to zero, thus removing him from the game or the round.

Hey, Hitman! U wanna zero Flame?

by Frank Booth January 1, 2005

runnoft

to depart, leave (from O Brother! Where art thou?)

The boy's ma not here. She dun runnoft.

by Frank Booth January 9, 2005

ubby dubby

a juvenile code language that changes each syllable into two syllables, thusly, change the initial vowel in each syllable to a short u sound, and start the second syllable with a "b" and the remainder of the original syllable. Ubby dubby was popularized on the PBS kids show "Zoom" in the 70's.

"Chair" in ubby dubby is "chubair."

by Frank Booth January 3, 2005

jerkstore

1) a fictitious retailer that sells "jerks." 2) a line that one imagines to be the perfect comeback

1) REILLY: The ocean called. They're running outta shrimp.

GEORGE: Oh yeah, Reilly? Well, the jerkstore called. They're running outta you.

REILLY: What's the difference? You're their all-time best
seller!

2)GEORGE: Don't you understand? It's not about him. To have a line as perfect as "jerkstore" and to never use it. I, I couldn't live with myself.

ELAINE: See, there are no jerkstores. It..it's just a little confusing, is all.

GEORGE: It's smart. It's a smart line, and a smart crowd will appreciate it. And, I'm not gonna dumb it down for some bonehead mass audience!

by Frank Booth June 16, 2006

sexcrime

from Orwell's "1984." Any act of sex other than for procreation.

"Sexcrime" is a word in the fictitious language "Newspeak."

"I told them about your thoughtcrime, your sexcrime... all your treachery..." - Winston

by Frank Booth May 27, 2006

Ma Bell

a no longer out-dated term for the telephone system. Now that AT&T has eaten up BellSouth, Ma Bell lives again. Watch her eat up the other surviving Baby Bells. She's like that evil robot in Terminator 2, whom they chopped up into bits and the bits melted and melded.

Aaaaauuuugggghhhh! Holy Jesus, no! It's Ma Bell! She's back! The dead live! THE DEAD FUCKING LIVE!!!!!

by Frank Booth March 28, 2007

glunk

to hit someone over the head with a pillow, from TV's "The Electric Company"

Stop glunking your brother.

by Frank Booth January 18, 2005