Frank Booth's definitions

Junior Mint

a brand of small chocolate-covered mint with a creamy peppermint center.

Kramer: Who's gonna turn down a Junior Mint? It's chocolate, it's peppermint-- it's delicious!
Jerry: That's true.
Kramer: It's very refreshing!

by Frank Booth January 1, 2005

Large Marge

a large, fat or corpulent woman

Man that Janet is a real Large Marge, eh?

by Frank Booth May 9, 2005

Ma Bell

a no longer out-dated term for the telephone system. Now that AT&T has eaten up BellSouth, Ma Bell lives again. Watch her eat up the other surviving Baby Bells. She's like that evil robot in Terminator 2, whom they chopped up into bits and the bits melted and melded.

Aaaaauuuugggghhhh! Holy Jesus, no! It's Ma Bell! She's back! The dead live! THE DEAD FUCKING LIVE!!!!!

by Frank Booth March 28, 2007

bride slide

a song and a dance with specific steps written and sung by an Atlanta wedding dj named Ted. He developed this dance because he didn't have enough participation songs on his playlist. He needed one that even idiots could do.

Okay everybody. Gather round. Quiet please! Okay! Now, if I can have the bride up front and all bridesmaids to the left of her, I'm gonna show you the BRIDE SLIDE!

by Frank Booth January 1, 2005

sexcrime

from Orwell's "1984." Any act of sex other than for procreation.

"Sexcrime" is a word in the fictitious language "Newspeak."

"I told them about your thoughtcrime, your sexcrime... all your treachery..." - Winston

by Frank Booth May 27, 2006

bubner

brother, a perversion of bubba.

C'mon, figure it out, bubner. How long you been here?

by Frank Booth December 12, 2008

glunk

to hit someone over the head with a pillow, from TV's "The Electric Company"

Stop glunking your brother.

by Frank Booth January 18, 2005