Frank Booth's definitions

askewniverse

The realm in which the flims "Clerks," "Mallrats," "Chasing Amy," "Dogma," and "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back," take place. These films were all directed by Kevin Smith and all include the characters Jay and Silent Bob, sometimes known as Bluntman and Cronic.

Dogma is my favorite movie in the askewniverse.

by Frank Booth January 1, 2005

glunk

to hit someone over the head with a pillow, from TV's "The Electric Company"

Stop glunking your brother.

by Frank Booth January 18, 2005

bubner

brother, a perversion of bubba.

C'mon, figure it out, bubner. How long you been here?

by Frank Booth December 12, 2008

bride slide

a song and a dance with specific steps written and sung by an Atlanta wedding dj named Ted. He developed this dance because he didn't have enough participation songs on his playlist. He needed one that even idiots could do.

Okay everybody. Gather round. Quiet please! Okay! Now, if I can have the bride up front and all bridesmaids to the left of her, I'm gonna show you the BRIDE SLIDE!

by Frank Booth January 1, 2005

Large Marge

that evil bitch from that Pee-Wee movie who tormented me in my childhood.

Holy Jesus! Nooooooo! It's that bitch, Large Marge!

by Frank Booth February 7, 2005

sploosh

to eat a banana while holding your nose. From TV's "The Electric Company."

I can't sploosh. It takes too long.

by Frank Booth May 6, 2006

Ma Bell

a no longer out-dated term for the telephone system. Now that AT&T has eaten up BellSouth, Ma Bell lives again. Watch her eat up the other surviving Baby Bells. She's like that evil robot in Terminator 2, whom they chopped up into bits and the bits melted and melded.

Aaaaauuuugggghhhh! Holy Jesus, no! It's Ma Bell! She's back! The dead live! THE DEAD FUCKING LIVE!!!!!

by Frank Booth March 28, 2007