Frank Booth's definitions

harp

to speak (from boontling)

That boonter's harpin.

by Frank Booth January 1, 2005

Large Marge

a large, fat or corpulent woman

Man that Janet is a real Large Marge, eh?

by Frank Booth May 9, 2005

Junior Mint

a brand of small chocolate-covered mint with a creamy peppermint center.

Kramer: Who's gonna turn down a Junior Mint? It's chocolate, it's peppermint-- it's delicious!
Jerry: That's true.
Kramer: It's very refreshing!

by Frank Booth January 1, 2005

Madalyn Murray O'hair

a angry atheist activist, now deceased. She traveled the nation to proclaim the non-existence of God. And she hated religion. She wasn't just an atheist. She was really, really mad about it. And she was an aggressive woman. And a real Large Marge. Even Ayn Rand, herself an atheist and angry as well, disdained her.

She went missing for over a year and finally turned up murdered.

Madalyn Murray O'Hair, you sure are an angry atheist, you crazy bitch.

by Frank Booth January 9, 2005

tenner

something you were once familiar with, but haven't thought of in ten years

Hey, I got one! "I ain't gon' bump no mo' wif no big fat woman!" Tenner?

by Frank Booth January 7, 2005

bride slide

a song and a dance with specific steps written and sung by an Atlanta wedding dj named Ted. He developed this dance because he didn't have enough participation songs on his playlist. He needed one that even idiots could do.

Okay everybody. Gather round. Quiet please! Okay! Now, if I can have the bride up front and all bridesmaids to the left of her, I'm gonna show you the BRIDE SLIDE!

by Frank Booth January 1, 2005

sexcrime

from Orwell's "1984." Any act of sex other than for procreation.

"Sexcrime" is a word in the fictitious language "Newspeak."

"I told them about your thoughtcrime, your sexcrime... all your treachery..." - Winston

by Frank Booth May 27, 2006