Slang.
Unlike a Brown Toilet Trout which is gone when you flush the toilet a Toilet Salmon is a turd that when flushed returns like a salmon that swims upstream back to where it was spawned.
Unlike a Brown Toilet Trout which is gone when you flush the toilet a Toilet Salmon is a turd that when flushed returns like a salmon that swims upstream back to where it was spawned.
Example 1:
Holy cow, I flushed twice and I still can't get this toilet salmon to go down stream. What has that crazy vegan been feeding me?
Example 2:
A flushing sound heralds a momentarily soon to be unoccupied bathroom that upon departure of its user becomes occupied. The new occupant notices something left behind in the toilet where it is heard, "HEY Someone left a turd in here!"
The reply: "You can't blame me for a toilet salmon spawning season. I flushed."
Example 3:
"I flushed but if there are any toilet salmon in there you can't hold that against me."
Holy cow, I flushed twice and I still can't get this toilet salmon to go down stream. What has that crazy vegan been feeding me?
Example 2:
A flushing sound heralds a momentarily soon to be unoccupied bathroom that upon departure of its user becomes occupied. The new occupant notices something left behind in the toilet where it is heard, "HEY Someone left a turd in here!"
The reply: "You can't blame me for a toilet salmon spawning season. I flushed."
Example 3:
"I flushed but if there are any toilet salmon in there you can't hold that against me."
by Fractious1 November 26, 2017
Get the toilet salmonmug. Slang.
An insult that applies to anyone with a bloated ego. It is synonymous with being a oversized penis that walks like a man with a grotesquely swollen purple head ie. the next step up from being just a dick or being a dick head.
Synonymous to:
*A person who exemplifies being a dick to extremes.
*A complete Douche Bag.
*Egotistical.
*Ball breakers.
*A person with a SERIOUS attitude problem.
An insult that applies to anyone with a bloated ego. It is synonymous with being a oversized penis that walks like a man with a grotesquely swollen purple head ie. the next step up from being just a dick or being a dick head.
Synonymous to:
*A person who exemplifies being a dick to extremes.
*A complete Douche Bag.
*Egotistical.
*Ball breakers.
*A person with a SERIOUS attitude problem.
1)
Preppie: You wish you were me.
Not Preppie: Why would I want to be a purple headed pussy ripper like you?
2)
You gave them a really condescending speech that was out of line. Quit acting like such a purple headed pussy ripper.
3)
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman is a total Purple Headed Pussy Ripper. Step on his dick and we all will pay.
Preppie: You wish you were me.
Not Preppie: Why would I want to be a purple headed pussy ripper like you?
2)
You gave them a really condescending speech that was out of line. Quit acting like such a purple headed pussy ripper.
3)
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman is a total Purple Headed Pussy Ripper. Step on his dick and we all will pay.
by Fractious1 February 11, 2018
Get the purple headed pussy rippermug. Usually a good derogatory or insulting reference to someone lacking substance, strength, or motivation. Examples of how being a limp dick applies:
1) a worthless person.
2) a person with no skills.
3) a person who lacks motivation.
4) incompetence.
5) weakness
1) a worthless person.
2) a person with no skills.
3) a person who lacks motivation.
4) incompetence.
5) weakness
1) Speak up and quit being such a limp dick!
2) Father: Why have these bags of cement not been loaded into the pickup truck yet?
Son: They are too heavy for me.
Father: You are telling me that fifty pound bags are too heave for a sixteen year old boy to pick up? STOP ACTING LIKE A WORTHLESS LIMP DICK!
3) (an insulting greeting) HEY LIMP DICK!
4) (Frustration) Fucking Limp Dick!
2) Father: Why have these bags of cement not been loaded into the pickup truck yet?
Son: They are too heavy for me.
Father: You are telling me that fifty pound bags are too heave for a sixteen year old boy to pick up? STOP ACTING LIKE A WORTHLESS LIMP DICK!
3) (an insulting greeting) HEY LIMP DICK!
4) (Frustration) Fucking Limp Dick!
by Fractious1 February 11, 2018
Get the limp dickmug. The practice of Homosexuals pretending to be men or women and springing it on unwitting Heterosexual dates they sucker into taking them to bed with them ie. making a move under the radar.
The practice of deceiving heterosexuals into engaging in sex with homosexuals.
Stealthing is a form of rape.
**Note** this word is used in the Homosexual Community a lot.
The practice of deceiving heterosexuals into engaging in sex with homosexuals.
Stealthing is a form of rape.
**Note** this word is used in the Homosexual Community a lot.
Hey, I am not sure if you know this but that woman over there is Stealthing. That ain't no woman unless they suddenly grew adam's apples like us men.
Sally's brother went stealthing with his gay boyfriends. He is going to pull that on the wrong guy and wind up in the hospital.
Three friends in a titty bar at 1:30 AM: One of them notices something odd about one of the dancers on the stage.
"Hey, that stripper has a package bigger than mine. I bet that is a queer stealthing on us God Damn it!"
Sally's brother went stealthing with his gay boyfriends. He is going to pull that on the wrong guy and wind up in the hospital.
Three friends in a titty bar at 1:30 AM: One of them notices something odd about one of the dancers on the stage.
"Hey, that stripper has a package bigger than mine. I bet that is a queer stealthing on us God Damn it!"
by Fractious1 November 25, 2017
Get the Stealthingmug. A punk rocker who does not care so much they look like homeless street lurkers and will eat anything derived from anywhere such as discarded food tossed on the ground or left in the trash.
Crusty punks have no care for personal hygiene at all. The reference to being a Crusty Punk is based on them being so dirty they form a crust of filth around themselves.
Crusty punks have no care for personal hygiene at all. The reference to being a Crusty Punk is based on them being so dirty they form a crust of filth around themselves.
Example 1:
I was at the Punk Rock gig my buddy went to and this crusty punk picked up a burger someone threw in the street and ate it.
Example 2:
I'm a crusty punk. I could care less where i find food, I will eat it even if it was in the trash.
Example 3:
Young man, I don't care if you like punk rock. You smell like a clothes hamper full of week old gym socks. Take a shower. I am not having a crusty punk living in my house!
I was at the Punk Rock gig my buddy went to and this crusty punk picked up a burger someone threw in the street and ate it.
Example 2:
I'm a crusty punk. I could care less where i find food, I will eat it even if it was in the trash.
Example 3:
Young man, I don't care if you like punk rock. You smell like a clothes hamper full of week old gym socks. Take a shower. I am not having a crusty punk living in my house!
by Fractious1 December 15, 2017
Get the crusty punkmug. Example 1. "A friend of mine shown me a sewer worker movie." A more safe for work description of a scat movie.
Example 2. "She only let you in her back door? She made a you a sewer worker out of you."
Example 2. "She only let you in her back door? She made a you a sewer worker out of you."
by Fractious1 November 26, 2017
Get the sewer workermug. Zambuanga (Zambu'wanga is the alternate spelling) is also known as La La Land. This is a Stoner reference to where someone goes when they black out from taking too big a hit of potand passing out. Generally this condition will happen if someone hyperventilates and immediately takes a bong hit.
When someone passes out they are "Off to Zambuanga." This term was used by stoners of the 1970s into the early 1980s. It is reflexively usable for anyone passed out on drugs and/or alcohol. It can be used to express someone being knocked out.
When someone passes out they are "Off to Zambuanga." This term was used by stoners of the 1970s into the early 1980s. It is reflexively usable for anyone passed out on drugs and/or alcohol. It can be used to express someone being knocked out.
Example 1:
That bum sleeping on the bus bench is out like he is off in Zambuanga.
Example 2:
Mary was drinking pretty hard but I think she wound up in Zambuanga an hour ago with the others who are not moving on the couch.
Example 3:
I hit him so hard I knocked him clear into Zambuanga.
Example 4:
I remember you saying you were off in Zambuenga from smoking that joint with your girlfriend. You sure that was weed?
Example 5:
Jesus Jumping Christ, my alcoholic dad is spending the day in Zambuanga today. It isn't lunch and he already put down a case of Meisterbrau and half a bottle of Jack Daniels. I bet he wakes up for dinner like usual.
Example 6:
Zambuanga or Zambu'wanga? I am not sure how its spelled exactly. Its just no fun to go there. I like to get high, not take naps.
That bum sleeping on the bus bench is out like he is off in Zambuanga.
Example 2:
Mary was drinking pretty hard but I think she wound up in Zambuanga an hour ago with the others who are not moving on the couch.
Example 3:
I hit him so hard I knocked him clear into Zambuanga.
Example 4:
I remember you saying you were off in Zambuenga from smoking that joint with your girlfriend. You sure that was weed?
Example 5:
Jesus Jumping Christ, my alcoholic dad is spending the day in Zambuanga today. It isn't lunch and he already put down a case of Meisterbrau and half a bottle of Jack Daniels. I bet he wakes up for dinner like usual.
Example 6:
Zambuanga or Zambu'wanga? I am not sure how its spelled exactly. Its just no fun to go there. I like to get high, not take naps.
by Fractious1 June 11, 2018
Get the Zambuanga or Zambu'wangamug.