Fractious1's definitions
Slang:
Methamphetamine. A slang reference for the fact that users have to crush it up and it crunches as it is crushed.
Methamphetamine. A slang reference for the fact that users have to crush it up and it crunches as it is crushed.
Example 1:
I know what happened to Tony. His parents kicked him out of their house when they found a satchel of crunchies in his bedroom.
Example 2:
Hey, hook me up with some crunchies.
Example 3:
I don't want snow. I want crunchies!
Example 4:
When Mike got pulled over the cops searched his car and found an eight ball of crunchies in the car. His ass is going to be in jail for a while for sure.
I know what happened to Tony. His parents kicked him out of their house when they found a satchel of crunchies in his bedroom.
Example 2:
Hey, hook me up with some crunchies.
Example 3:
I don't want snow. I want crunchies!
Example 4:
When Mike got pulled over the cops searched his car and found an eight ball of crunchies in the car. His ass is going to be in jail for a while for sure.
by Fractious1 November 30, 2017
Get the crunchiesmug. American Southern Slang referring to a woman's anatomy in regards towards poor personal hygiene.
Also reflexive with 'smelly pussy.'
Cooter is a southern slang term for a vagina.
It can also mean a woman who is hot and ready for sex.
Not associated to the Cooter Turtle.
Also reflexive with 'smelly pussy.'
Cooter is a southern slang term for a vagina.
It can also mean a woman who is hot and ready for sex.
Not associated to the Cooter Turtle.
Example 1: That girl in the Daisy Dukes over by the bar has a Stinky Cooter. I can smell that damn thing from here.
Example 2: Girl, I know you are not going out tonight with a Stinky Cooter.
Example 3: Things got weird when my new girlfriend got Stinky Cooter. She damn near skinned my back she was so horny trying to get my cloths off of me.
Example 4: Don't tell me y'alls got a stinky cooter for that dude over there? Girl, what is wrong with you?
Example 2: Girl, I know you are not going out tonight with a Stinky Cooter.
Example 3: Things got weird when my new girlfriend got Stinky Cooter. She damn near skinned my back she was so horny trying to get my cloths off of me.
Example 4: Don't tell me y'alls got a stinky cooter for that dude over there? Girl, what is wrong with you?
by Fractious1 May 24, 2018
Get the Stinky Cootermug. Contraction of "Fucking Aye," and usable reflexively for "Fuck Yeah."
Can be used as an interrogative and a derogatory expletive.
Can be used as an interrogative and a derogatory expletive.
Example 1:
Eddy "I cannot believe you actually caught the biggest fish today but there it is."
Billy "Fuckenaye straight!"
Example 2:
Guy scratching a lottery card. Winds up revealing he is a winner. He shows it to the guy behind the counter who says, "Fuckenaye! you are a winner!"
Example 3:
"Hey, I finally managed to beat that game that was driving everyone else crazy."
"Fuckenaye? You beat it? What was your score?"
"1,236,000."
"Fuckenaye! I have yet to get past level 11."
Eddy "I cannot believe you actually caught the biggest fish today but there it is."
Billy "Fuckenaye straight!"
Example 2:
Guy scratching a lottery card. Winds up revealing he is a winner. He shows it to the guy behind the counter who says, "Fuckenaye! you are a winner!"
Example 3:
"Hey, I finally managed to beat that game that was driving everyone else crazy."
"Fuckenaye? You beat it? What was your score?"
"1,236,000."
"Fuckenaye! I have yet to get past level 11."
by Fractious1 November 28, 2017
Get the fuckenayemug. Example 1:
Hey, are there any more rolls of Vatican Postage Stamps left in the upstairs bathroom?
Example 2:
Whatever I ate gave me the shits bad. I went through a whole roll of Vatican Postage Stamps already and I still ain't done!
Example 3:
Last night some fractious youths covered Melissa's house with Vatican Postage Stamps. Her parents were not happy.
Hey, are there any more rolls of Vatican Postage Stamps left in the upstairs bathroom?
Example 2:
Whatever I ate gave me the shits bad. I went through a whole roll of Vatican Postage Stamps already and I still ain't done!
Example 3:
Last night some fractious youths covered Melissa's house with Vatican Postage Stamps. Her parents were not happy.
by Fractious1 November 28, 2017
Get the vatican postage stampsmug. Slang:
The act of defecation.
Directly synonymous to;
To dump a turd.
To Pinch a Deuce.
Used Reflexively with: Vatican Postage Stamps.
The act of defecation.
Directly synonymous to;
To dump a turd.
To Pinch a Deuce.
Used Reflexively with: Vatican Postage Stamps.
Example 1:
I am not sure if what I ate earlier is disagreeing with me or not but after that last fart I think I need to send some Vatican Fan Mail.
Example 2:
If your going to the John make sure there is plenty of Vatican Postage Stamps in there before you deliver Vatican Fan Mail.
I am not sure if what I ate earlier is disagreeing with me or not but after that last fart I think I need to send some Vatican Fan Mail.
Example 2:
If your going to the John make sure there is plenty of Vatican Postage Stamps in there before you deliver Vatican Fan Mail.
by Fractious1 November 28, 2017
Get the vatican fan mailmug. A Rabid Queer is a homosexual who feels everyone of their gender is just a six pack away from being homosexual.
Also Homosexuals who engage in "Stealthing," which is pretending to be a woman and springing the fact they are male (or female) on their intended partner just before sexual congress.
Also a reference to Homosexuals who actually have a fetish for Heterosexuals.
Also Homosexuals who engage in "Stealthing," which is pretending to be a woman and springing the fact they are male (or female) on their intended partner just before sexual congress.
Also a reference to Homosexuals who actually have a fetish for Heterosexuals.
Dude, I am not showing you my pecker. Stop acting like such a rabid queer!
Quit acting so gay. People here will think you're a rabid queer.
Quit acting so gay. People here will think you're a rabid queer.
by Fractious1 November 25, 2017
Get the rabid queermug. American English Street Slang.
A guarded way of saying 'Money for sex.' A "Rose" is $100 USD. To bring "Roses" implies multiples of $100. If she wants a Dozen Roses she wants $1200.
When searching personal ads there will be a lot of ads with women requiring roses. Usually they literally instruct people calling on them for a "Date" to "Bring Roses."
Likewise ads with roses in the Emoticon are also an implication of prostitution. Many prostitutes will also use the number of roses to advertise rates.
A guarded way of saying 'Money for sex.' A "Rose" is $100 USD. To bring "Roses" implies multiples of $100. If she wants a Dozen Roses she wants $1200.
When searching personal ads there will be a lot of ads with women requiring roses. Usually they literally instruct people calling on them for a "Date" to "Bring Roses."
Likewise ads with roses in the Emoticon are also an implication of prostitution. Many prostitutes will also use the number of roses to advertise rates.
Example 1:
Young curvy 25 something looking for a gentleman for LTR. Must be respectful and also must bring roses.
Example 2:
I only date men who shower me in roses. If they don't bring roses when they see me they don't even get to first base.
Example 3:
Hot black girl seeking sharpshooter who knows what he wants. Must not be a bum nigga. Bring Roses if your a real manager.
Young curvy 25 something looking for a gentleman for LTR. Must be respectful and also must bring roses.
Example 2:
I only date men who shower me in roses. If they don't bring roses when they see me they don't even get to first base.
Example 3:
Hot black girl seeking sharpshooter who knows what he wants. Must not be a bum nigga. Bring Roses if your a real manager.
by Fractious1 December 11, 2017
Get the bring rosesmug.