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Slang.
Finding something of value in the street but usually the value (usually in a street's gutter) that typically has no real cash value like finding a whole cigarette lying in the street.
This can also be a reference for those who dumpster dive or dig in the trash.
Usually associated with Crusty Punks and homeless drug addicts.
Finding something of value in the street but usually the value (usually in a street's gutter) that typically has no real cash value like finding a whole cigarette lying in the street.
This can also be a reference for those who dumpster dive or dig in the trash.
Usually associated with Crusty Punks and homeless drug addicts.
Example 1:
I can't stand that guy. If he isn't bugging us for something to smoke he digs up cigarette butts from the gutter for something to smoke. I swear he lives on gutter score.
Example 2.
That crusty bum is wandering in the street looking for gutter score again.
Example 3.
Dave is a sick pig. He dug some gutter score out of the trashcan behind the burger joint and happy ate it.
I can't stand that guy. If he isn't bugging us for something to smoke he digs up cigarette butts from the gutter for something to smoke. I swear he lives on gutter score.
Example 2.
That crusty bum is wandering in the street looking for gutter score again.
Example 3.
Dave is a sick pig. He dug some gutter score out of the trashcan behind the burger joint and happy ate it.
by Fractious1 December 14, 2017
Get the gutter score mug.A punk rocker who does not care so much they look like homeless street lurkers and will eat anything derived from anywhere such as discarded food tossed on the ground or left in the trash.
Crusty punks have no care for personal hygiene at all. The reference to being a Crusty Punk is based on them being so dirty they form a crust of filth around themselves.
Crusty punks have no care for personal hygiene at all. The reference to being a Crusty Punk is based on them being so dirty they form a crust of filth around themselves.
Example 1:
I was at the Punk Rock gig my buddy went to and this crusty punk picked up a burger someone threw in the street and ate it.
Example 2:
I'm a crusty punk. I could care less where i find food, I will eat it even if it was in the trash.
Example 3:
Young man, I don't care if you like punk rock. You smell like a clothes hamper full of week old gym socks. Take a shower. I am not having a crusty punk living in my house!
I was at the Punk Rock gig my buddy went to and this crusty punk picked up a burger someone threw in the street and ate it.
Example 2:
I'm a crusty punk. I could care less where i find food, I will eat it even if it was in the trash.
Example 3:
Young man, I don't care if you like punk rock. You smell like a clothes hamper full of week old gym socks. Take a shower. I am not having a crusty punk living in my house!
by Fractious1 December 15, 2017
Get the crusty punk mug.The alternative, "You and that mouse in our pocket," and " You and that invisible mouse in your pocket," is in reference to a speaker talking in the plural tense referring to themselves for a variety of reasons mostly to make them seem more important or that it involves others involuntarily. It is an attempt usually to pull others into a situation or to act as if other agree with them against their wishes or having spoken with said person/ people before hand.
This is not to be confused with a Pocket Mouse.
It also can be used to make someone seem as if there is more than that person. See fronting and bluffing.
This is not to be confused with a Pocket Mouse.
It also can be used to make someone seem as if there is more than that person. See fronting and bluffing.
Example 1:
Mouthy drunk in a parking lot shooting his mouth off: "We are going to kick your ASS!"
Man who is being mouthed off too: "We? We who? You got a mouse in your pocket?"
Example 2: Picture four mechanics on a break with work orders on the lunch table in front of them. Then in walks a service writer who immediately says "We need to get on that Transmission in bay six, PRONTO!" All of said mechanics have work already required of them making one of them ask, "We got to get on that truck in bay 6? Who is we? You and that invisible mouse in your pocket? We already have work orders assigned to us."
Example 3:
Eric: I hate that ginger bastard. Let's go kick his ass.
Stan: Who?
Eric: TENNERMAN!
Kyle: Why?
Eric: I DON'T CARE WHY! GINGERS HAVE NO SOUL! WE REALLY SHOULD KICK HIS ASS!
Kenny: M mmm mmm mmm Mmm mm m Mmmmmmmm? Mmmm mmmmm mm mmm m mmmm. (TRANSLATED, You have a mouse in your pocket fat ass? I am not going to kick anyone's ass for you.)
Everyone laughs and Eric shouts:
I'm not fat, I'm Big Boned!"
Example 4:
Jerry Brown: "We need a High Speed Railroad in California. The People demand it."
Heckler: "You got an invisible mouse in your pocket? I don't need no high speed train to nowhere."
Example five:
Supervisor :"We really need to clean up this trash."
Workers: "We? Since when did you and that invisible mouse in your pocket do any of the work here?"
Mouthy drunk in a parking lot shooting his mouth off: "We are going to kick your ASS!"
Man who is being mouthed off too: "We? We who? You got a mouse in your pocket?"
Example 2: Picture four mechanics on a break with work orders on the lunch table in front of them. Then in walks a service writer who immediately says "We need to get on that Transmission in bay six, PRONTO!" All of said mechanics have work already required of them making one of them ask, "We got to get on that truck in bay 6? Who is we? You and that invisible mouse in your pocket? We already have work orders assigned to us."
Example 3:
Eric: I hate that ginger bastard. Let's go kick his ass.
Stan: Who?
Eric: TENNERMAN!
Kyle: Why?
Eric: I DON'T CARE WHY! GINGERS HAVE NO SOUL! WE REALLY SHOULD KICK HIS ASS!
Kenny: M mmm mmm mmm Mmm mm m Mmmmmmmm? Mmmm mmmmm mm mmm m mmmm. (TRANSLATED, You have a mouse in your pocket fat ass? I am not going to kick anyone's ass for you.)
Everyone laughs and Eric shouts:
I'm not fat, I'm Big Boned!"
Example 4:
Jerry Brown: "We need a High Speed Railroad in California. The People demand it."
Heckler: "You got an invisible mouse in your pocket? I don't need no high speed train to nowhere."
Example five:
Supervisor :"We really need to clean up this trash."
Workers: "We? Since when did you and that invisible mouse in your pocket do any of the work here?"
by Fractious1 June 8, 2018
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Alternative to openly calling someone a "Big Dick."
Grand = Big, Richard = Dick.
It is a corruption of the nickname used for Richard which is Dick. Likewise a Dick also was a slang term for a Detective (either Private or police) However being a corruption of an old Nickname this term is an insult.
Likewise this can be used to make a compound insult such as saying someone is being like Grand Richard's Cranium. That is calling someone a 'big dick head.'
The insult can be more condescending saying "Grande Resharde"as if you were using a French insult.
Alternative to openly calling someone a "Big Dick."
Grand = Big, Richard = Dick.
It is a corruption of the nickname used for Richard which is Dick. Likewise a Dick also was a slang term for a Detective (either Private or police) However being a corruption of an old Nickname this term is an insult.
Likewise this can be used to make a compound insult such as saying someone is being like Grand Richard's Cranium. That is calling someone a 'big dick head.'
The insult can be more condescending saying "Grande Resharde"as if you were using a French insult.
Example 1:
"Hey, I don't give a rat's ass what you think."
*"Just proves here who the Grand Richard is, now don't it?"*
Example 2:
"You missed a wonderful staff meeting. I got to meet the new boss. The guy HR is replacing James with intends to shake things up here. He is a Grand Richard for certain."
*"So your telling me he is a big dick?"*
"Throbbing, erect, and purple headed. I seriously think the guy has an ego the size of Texas."
Example 3:
"Stop acting like a Grand Richard."
*"WTF does that mean?"*
"YOU'RE BEING A BIG DICK!"
*"... >o<!"*
"Hey, I don't give a rat's ass what you think."
*"Just proves here who the Grand Richard is, now don't it?"*
Example 2:
"You missed a wonderful staff meeting. I got to meet the new boss. The guy HR is replacing James with intends to shake things up here. He is a Grand Richard for certain."
*"So your telling me he is a big dick?"*
"Throbbing, erect, and purple headed. I seriously think the guy has an ego the size of Texas."
Example 3:
"Stop acting like a Grand Richard."
*"WTF does that mean?"*
"YOU'RE BEING A BIG DICK!"
*"... >o<!"*
by Fractious1 December 29, 2017
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A guarded way of saying 'Money for sex.' A "Rose" is $100 USD. To bring "Roses" implies multiples of $100. If she wants a Dozen Roses she wants $1200.
When searching personal ads there will be a lot of ads with women requiring roses. Usually they literally instruct people calling on them for a "Date" to "Bring Roses."
Likewise ads with roses in the Emoticon are also an implication of prostitution. Many prostitutes will also use the number of roses to advertise rates.
A guarded way of saying 'Money for sex.' A "Rose" is $100 USD. To bring "Roses" implies multiples of $100. If she wants a Dozen Roses she wants $1200.
When searching personal ads there will be a lot of ads with women requiring roses. Usually they literally instruct people calling on them for a "Date" to "Bring Roses."
Likewise ads with roses in the Emoticon are also an implication of prostitution. Many prostitutes will also use the number of roses to advertise rates.
Example 1:
Young curvy 25 something looking for a gentleman for LTR. Must be respectful and also must bring roses.
Example 2:
I only date men who shower me in roses. If they don't bring roses when they see me they don't even get to first base.
Example 3:
Hot black girl seeking sharpshooter who knows what he wants. Must not be a bum nigga. Bring Roses if your a real manager.
Young curvy 25 something looking for a gentleman for LTR. Must be respectful and also must bring roses.
Example 2:
I only date men who shower me in roses. If they don't bring roses when they see me they don't even get to first base.
Example 3:
Hot black girl seeking sharpshooter who knows what he wants. Must not be a bum nigga. Bring Roses if your a real manager.
by Fractious1 December 11, 2017
Get the bring roses mug.Usually a good derogatory or insulting reference to someone lacking substance, strength, or motivation. Examples of how being a limp dick applies:
1) a worthless person.
2) a person with no skills.
3) a person who lacks motivation.
4) incompetence.
5) weakness
1) a worthless person.
2) a person with no skills.
3) a person who lacks motivation.
4) incompetence.
5) weakness
1) Speak up and quit being such a limp dick!
2) Father: Why have these bags of cement not been loaded into the pickup truck yet?
Son: They are too heavy for me.
Father: You are telling me that fifty pound bags are too heave for a sixteen year old boy to pick up? STOP ACTING LIKE A WORTHLESS LIMP DICK!
3) (an insulting greeting) HEY LIMP DICK!
4) (Frustration) Fucking Limp Dick!
2) Father: Why have these bags of cement not been loaded into the pickup truck yet?
Son: They are too heavy for me.
Father: You are telling me that fifty pound bags are too heave for a sixteen year old boy to pick up? STOP ACTING LIKE A WORTHLESS LIMP DICK!
3) (an insulting greeting) HEY LIMP DICK!
4) (Frustration) Fucking Limp Dick!
by Fractious1 February 11, 2018
Get the limp dick mug.The practice of Homosexuals pretending to be men or women and springing it on unwitting Heterosexual dates they sucker into taking them to bed with them ie. making a move under the radar.
The practice of deceiving heterosexuals into engaging in sex with homosexuals.
Stealthing is a form of rape.
**Note** this word is used in the Homosexual Community a lot.
The practice of deceiving heterosexuals into engaging in sex with homosexuals.
Stealthing is a form of rape.
**Note** this word is used in the Homosexual Community a lot.
Hey, I am not sure if you know this but that woman over there is Stealthing. That ain't no woman unless they suddenly grew adam's apples like us men.
Sally's brother went stealthing with his gay boyfriends. He is going to pull that on the wrong guy and wind up in the hospital.
Three friends in a titty bar at 1:30 AM: One of them notices something odd about one of the dancers on the stage.
"Hey, that stripper has a package bigger than mine. I bet that is a queer stealthing on us God Damn it!"
Sally's brother went stealthing with his gay boyfriends. He is going to pull that on the wrong guy and wind up in the hospital.
Three friends in a titty bar at 1:30 AM: One of them notices something odd about one of the dancers on the stage.
"Hey, that stripper has a package bigger than mine. I bet that is a queer stealthing on us God Damn it!"
by Fractious1 November 25, 2017
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