speakulation

1. when someone with a microphone hijacks the peace and quiet of a public space with unwanted, unintelligible, or superfluous information.

I finally got settled in my seat in the back of the plane. I pulled out my book and began to get back into the complex and entertaining storyline. That is when the "speakulation" began spewing out of the speaker above my head. The flight attendant, then the pilot, then the flight attendant again, over and over every thirty seconds for most of the flight, I was bombarded with unintelligible, and unwanted information that actually hurt my ears to listen to.

by Fotofly November 27, 2010

drag shag

1. the long hair hanging out of a player's football helmet, causing you to question the sex of that player.

Damn, that is one nasty drag shag that woman is sporting in the backfield, I didn't know Whoopi Goldberg played football?

by Fotofly December 04, 2010

ho-moaner

a prostitute that you fuck so hard and so good, she leaves her pimp and signs her house over to you.

guy 1: damn, nice house dude

guy 2: thanks, Roxanne signed it over to me this morning

guy 1: who is Roxanne?

guy 2: That hooker I picked up last night, turns out she WAS a "ho-moaner"

by Fotofly November 26, 2010

Nascardio

1. a physical workout that consists of 500 reps of lifting a beercan, standing up, and yelling WOOOOOO!!! Performed every lap of a Nascar race when ones favorite driver passes by.

Every time the Summer's Eve car came around the track, Tammy stood up and yelled WOOOOO!, hoisting her tall boy beercan into the air, she was getting one hell of a Nascardio workout today!

by Fotofly November 30, 2010

dotcomachameleon

1. one who purposely misrepresents themselves on the internet in order to mislead others into thinking they are worth getting to know.

2. a poseur

Online dating sites are full of dotcomachameleons. I really liked Bambi's profile, but when we met, SHE turned out to be fifty year old DUDE!

by Fotofly December 04, 2010

lint liquor

1. a shot of liquor taken from the belly button of an unkempt person.

Sarah was really drunk by the time she decided to take body shots off of Willy the biker. As she sucked the cheap tequila from his navel, she got a rude awakening when a soggy mass of "lint liquor" lodged in the back of her throat.

by Fotofly November 27, 2010

feebagger

1. refers to an airline that charges a fee for checked bags, while decreasing the size of their overhead bins to force you into checking luggage.

A-Airlines is such a feebagger, they charged me a fee to check my bags, to use the bathroom, and even to look out the window.

by Fotofly November 30, 2010