Forseti's definitions

Mangina

Mangina - a derogatory term for a male who does not deserve to be called a real man by virtue of his attitudes, beliefs, and behaviour towards women.

Basically, any "man" who does not give women the respect they deserve. Includes a variety of groups like sexists, wife-beaters and cheaters.

You - Hey, did you hear Steve broke up with another girl because he thought she was getting fat?
Me - Man, that guy is such a mangina, I don't know why we hang out.

by Forseti May 3, 2009

assmittens

Somebody who is pathetic and yet arrogantly exerts all the limited power he has.

The assmittens at the liquor store refused my ID again.

by Forseti April 26, 2006

slapnuts

A pathetic person who gets slapped around due to incompetence.

Okay, slapnuts, now kiss the floor.

by Forseti April 26, 2006

for fucking out loud

Just like "for crying out loud", an exclamation of annoyance, usually as someone else being a complete moron.

Guy 1: Dude, I totally wrecked your car.
Guy 2: Oh for fucking out loud!

by Forseti April 26, 2006

dain bramage

What you get when you have killed enough brain cells to not be able to say "brain damage" properly. Courtesy of The Simpsons.

I drank a bottle of bleach last night, so it's a wonder how I didn't get dain bramage

by Forseti April 26, 2006

fucksicle

Usually airborn. Something you withhold from people you care a shit for.

Whatever that bitch does, I don't give flying fucksicle.

by Forseti April 28, 2006

pointy

Being in the process of having an erect penis.

She grabbed his crotch and realized she made him pointy.

by Forseti April 28, 2006