Ford Leiden's definitions

Boobily Boobily

When a large breasted woman lies above you, puts her chest in your face, parts her breasts then yells "Boobily Boobily" as she lets go of her breasts and they slap against both sides of your face.

First described by the monologist Spalding Gray in the film "Swimming to Cambodia"

And then after she finished me off, she surprised me with a Boobily Boobily.

by Ford Leiden December 26, 2009

Fuck or Fight?

the lowest, crudest thing that can be said while on a date.

Fuck or Fight? Those be your options.

by Ford Leiden December 28, 2009

My Fair Kitty

A younger version of a cat lady. A young woman who shows the early stages of Crazy Cat Lady tendencies. May be a Cat Lady in training whether they know it or not.

I went to Amanda's apartment and just couldn't help thinking "she's going to end up a crazy old cat lady one of these days. She just needs a crazy cat lady Henry Higgins, then she'll be My Fair Kitty"

by Ford Leiden December 25, 2009

Monkey Nipples

A familiar kind of dance, as pointed out by Richard Burton in the film "Who's afraid of Virginia Woolf" A dance in which two people dance close enough to rub nipple together.

They like the way they move. Its a familiar kind of dance, monkey nipples. they both knows it.

by Ford Leiden December 27, 2009

Glorified Guitar Hero Player

A person who plays music in a band or solo (most commonly Indie Rock or other hipster music) who has no or very little talent yet feels compelled to strut around or just generally act like a "Rock Star". Most commonly found in cities with "great music scenes" such as Austin or Seattle and simply revitalizes the idea of empty egotism over any substance. People who want to act like "Rock Stars" for the status symbol, but actually know very little about music itself. So therefore people with the exact same talent and delusional sense of self-importance that a person playing the video game "Guitar Hero" would feel.

I went to the show last night and it sucked, they were all just a bunch of Glorified Guitar Hero Players douche bags.

by Ford Leiden December 25, 2009

Ninja Goggles

When a ninja gets so drunk he or she fucks a pirate. The opposite of pirate goggles.

So we went to this dive bar by the docks for New Years. Big mistake. I got so drunk I thought I met this cute ninja chick, but I was just wearing ninja goggles. I woke up the next morning to the sound of a fucking parrot snoring "byarr."

by Ford Leiden December 28, 2009

Pirate Goggles

When a pirate gets so drunk he or she fucks a ninja. The opposite of ninja goggles.

So we went to this opium den by the docks for New Years. Big mistake. I got so drunk I thought I met this cute pirate chick, but I was just wearing pirate goggles. I woke up the next morning to seeing a karate chop from the corner of my eye, then she vanished without a trace.

by Ford Leiden December 28, 2009