Ford Leiden's definitions

The Virgin Mary's hymen

That which was ripped wide open and torn asunder when the Messiah was born. In keeping with the belief of immaculate conception, Jesus Christ must have been the one to rip his own mother's hymen, and in a way pop his own mother's cherry. This can be used as an explanation for his odd behavior later in life.
Many christians celebrate the breaking of the Virgin Mary's hymen on the 25th of December every year.

The Virgin Mary's hymen got all torn and bloody, hahaha.

by Ford Leiden December 28, 2009

Wikipedia Bitch

Someone who changes information on Wikipedia, most likely false information, solely for the purpose of winning an argument.

I was arguing with Mikey about James Bond being on the Sargent Pepper's album cover. So I excused myself to use the bathroom and just changed the wikipedia article on my iPhone, thus proving that I was right. I'm such a Wikipedia Bitch.

by Ford Leiden December 26, 2009

Brando Off

To bring not giving a shit to a whole new level, to completely stop caring about what is expected of oneself and let yourself go with abandon while flipping the bird to the world, much like the actor Marlon Brando did in his later years.
To be considered the greatest at something that you don't even take seriously while laughing at people who take you seriously and not give a fuck.

I love that scene in "Sid and Nancy" where Sid Viscous actually dances to disco music, he's THAT punk! He totally decided to Brando Off.

by Ford Leiden December 27, 2009

Fuck or Fight?

the lowest, crudest thing that can be said while on a date.

Fuck or Fight? Those be your options.

by Ford Leiden December 28, 2009

My Fair Kitty

A younger version of a cat lady. A young woman who shows the early stages of Crazy Cat Lady tendencies. May be a Cat Lady in training whether they know it or not.

I went to Amanda's apartment and just couldn't help thinking "she's going to end up a crazy old cat lady one of these days. She just needs a crazy cat lady Henry Higgins, then she'll be My Fair Kitty"

by Ford Leiden December 25, 2009

Ninja Tits

When a woman, be it through loose baggy clothing or some other means, does not appear to have a very impressive rack then reveals that she has fantastic tits.

So I really I liked this girl at work, not too cute but a lot of fun. But I only ever saw her in that dumb, baggy work uniform, so when we went to a bar and she worse this tight T-shirt, I was floored. She'd been holding out on the Ninja Tits!

by Ford Leiden December 25, 2009

Fag Hag Bitch

A gay male who has Fag Hag female friends that don't actually respect him and merely use him as a means to passively-aggressively vent their own frustrations and hostilities towards straight males. Typically they are seen as cute and adorable and only capable of talking about cliche, girly topics, thus they are seen more as a emasculated male then as an actual human being by their fag hag friends.

Why does Bobby hang out with those bitches, they don't respect him. He's such a Fag Hag Bitch.

by Ford Leiden January 4, 2010