Ford Leiden's definitions

Fag Hag Bitch

A gay male who has Fag Hag female friends that don't actually respect him and merely use him as a means to passively-aggressively vent their own frustrations and hostilities towards straight males. Typically they are seen as cute and adorable and only capable of talking about cliche, girly topics, thus they are seen more as a emasculated male then as an actual human being by their fag hag friends.

Why does Bobby hang out with those bitches, they don't respect him. He's such a Fag Hag Bitch.

by Ford Leiden January 4, 2010

cry me a joaquin

Something said to someone when your sympathy for them is so low they aren't even worth crying a river over.
A reference to Joaquin Phoenix and his older, more talented brother River Phoenix.

Ohhh, poor baby. Cry me a joaquin

by Ford Leiden December 28, 2009

Fuck or Fight?

the lowest, crudest thing that can be said while on a date.

Fuck or Fight? Those be your options.

by Ford Leiden December 28, 2009

My Fair Kitty

A younger version of a cat lady. A young woman who shows the early stages of Crazy Cat Lady tendencies. May be a Cat Lady in training whether they know it or not.

I went to Amanda's apartment and just couldn't help thinking "she's going to end up a crazy old cat lady one of these days. She just needs a crazy cat lady Henry Higgins, then she'll be My Fair Kitty"

by Ford Leiden December 25, 2009

Boobily Boobily

When a large breasted woman lies above you, puts her chest in your face, parts her breasts then yells "Boobily Boobily" as she lets go of her breasts and they slap against both sides of your face.

First described by the monologist Spalding Gray in the film "Swimming to Cambodia"

And then after she finished me off, she surprised me with a Boobily Boobily.

by Ford Leiden December 26, 2009

ambititstrous

A female who has control of the lactating capability of both of her breasts for non-synchronous functions.

Ellie can use her lactating tits to simultaneously write her first AND last name in the snow, she's ambititstrous!

by Ford Leiden December 26, 2009

Closeted Republican

A self-proclaimed democrat or liberal who's actions and opinions more closely resemble a republican or conservative. Also called a fashionable liberal.

He's such a closeted Republican. He claims to be against the death penalty but joined up on that band wagon lynch mob without a second thought.

by Ford Leiden December 28, 2009