The Virgin Mary's hymen

That which was ripped wide open and torn asunder when the Messiah was born. In keeping with the belief of immaculate conception, Jesus Christ must have been the one to rip his own mother's hymen, and in a way pop his own mother's cherry. This can be used as an explanation for his odd behavior later in life.
Many christians celebrate the breaking of the Virgin Mary's hymen on the 25th of December every year.
The Virgin Mary's hymen got all torn and bloody, hahaha.
by Ford Leiden December 29, 2009
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hepstard

An insulting or derogatory name to call a hipster.
I went down to Williamsburg to visit my grandmother at the synagogue, but all these dumbass hepstards were in my way eating pork like a bunch of tards. No respect.
by Ford Leiden December 25, 2009
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Pope Fucker

1) Someone with such low standards that they would have sexual relations with the papal father

2)Someone who has literally had sex with the pope

3)the wife or mistress of Alexander Pope
I know all about you and your "business trips to Rome" you dirty Pope Fucker!
by Ford Leiden December 26, 2009
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Trout Farm

Usually a bar or restaurant, but any sort of establishment with "regulars" that all know each other and are afraid of strangers or new faces, that acts as a support group for the untalented and unfortunate people of the world who have been unsuccessful at their lives. This self-contained environment allows only positive feedback and therefore is intentionally oblivious to the real world and its harsh judgment. The denizens of this world are the "trout" that have been caught by the harsh realities of life and are farmed in a safe environment where no one can harm them. Karaoke bars and Independent Coffee Shops are frequently Trout Farms.
Everyone was telling me why my life was so terrible and I was so untalented, but the I went down to the Trout Farm and everyone told me how great I was and put gold stars on my crayon drawings!
by Ford Leiden December 27, 2009
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Queef Off

When two women compete in queefing tactics, similar to two musicians performing dueling banjos
I challenge you to a queef off!
Da-da dum, da-dum, da-dum, da-dum
de-de-dum, de-dum, de-dum, de-dum...
by Ford Leiden December 27, 2009
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A gaggle of clucking hen simpletons who get together to allegedly discuss important or relevant topics in order to feed their already over-inflated egos. Members of a Trout Farm are often inclined to join such pseudo-groups. Absolutely no results of any kind are achieved from these discussions.
I went down to that Converse the discussion group thing, thinking maybe I'd meet some intelligent people and have some stimulating conversations, but it was just a bunch of soccer mom hepstards whose over-confidence is their greatest weakness, because it blinds them from seeing themselves clearly.
by Ford Leiden April 24, 2010
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Pirate Goggles

When a pirate gets so drunk he or she fucks a ninja. The opposite of ninja goggles.
So we went to this opium den by the docks for New Years. Big mistake. I got so drunk I thought I met this cute pirate chick, but I was just wearing pirate goggles. I woke up the next morning to seeing a karate chop from the corner of my eye, then she vanished without a trace.
by Ford Leiden December 28, 2009
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