That which was ripped wide open and torn asunder when the Messiah was born. In keeping with the belief of immaculate conception, Jesus Christ must have been the one to rip his own mother's hymen, and in a way pop his own mother's cherry. This can be used as an explanation for his odd behavior later in life.
Many christians celebrate the breaking of the Virgin Mary's hymen on the 25th of December every year.
Many christians celebrate the breaking of the Virgin Mary's hymen on the 25th of December every year.
by Ford Leiden December 29, 2009
I went down to Williamsburg to visit my grandmother at the synagogue, but all these dumbass hepstards were in my way eating pork like a bunch of tards. No respect.
by Ford Leiden December 25, 2009
1) Someone with such low standards that they would have sexual relations with the papal father
2)Someone who has literally had sex with the pope
3)the wife or mistress of Alexander Pope
2)Someone who has literally had sex with the pope
3)the wife or mistress of Alexander Pope
by Ford Leiden December 26, 2009
A gaggle of clucking hen simpletons who get together to allegedly discuss important or relevant topics in order to feed their already over-inflated egos. Members of a Trout Farm are often inclined to join such pseudo-groups. Absolutely no results of any kind are achieved from these discussions.
I went down to that Converse the discussion group thing, thinking maybe I'd meet some intelligent people and have some stimulating conversations, but it was just a bunch of soccer mom hepstards whose over-confidence is their greatest weakness, because it blinds them from seeing themselves clearly.
by Ford Leiden April 24, 2010
So we went to this opium den by the docks for New Years. Big mistake. I got so drunk I thought I met this cute pirate chick, but I was just wearing pirate goggles. I woke up the next morning to seeing a karate chop from the corner of my eye, then she vanished without a trace.
by Ford Leiden December 28, 2009
A self-proclaimed democrat or liberal who's actions and opinions more closely resemble a republican or conservative. Also called a fashionable liberal.
He's such a closeted Republican. He claims to be against the death penalty but joined up on that band wagon lynch mob without a second thought.
by Ford Leiden December 28, 2009
Badges? What badges? We don't got no badges. We don't need no badges. I don't need to show you any stinking badges!
by Ford Leiden December 29, 2009