Ford Leiden's definitions

Converse the discussion group

A gaggle of clucking hen simpletons who get together to allegedly discuss important or relevant topics in order to feed their already over-inflated egos. Members of a Trout Farm are often inclined to join such pseudo-groups. Absolutely no results of any kind are achieved from these discussions.

I went down to that Converse the discussion group thing, thinking maybe I'd meet some intelligent people and have some stimulating conversations, but it was just a bunch of soccer mom hepstards whose over-confidence is their greatest weakness, because it blinds them from seeing themselves clearly.

by Ford Leiden April 24, 2010

Karaoke Lifestyle

The act of living one's entire life using the same philosophy of singing a song with a karaoke machine. Whereas a karaoke singer does not actually create the music or content of the art that they are borrowing, they can for a brief period pretend that they are the artist that they admire and take credit for the song. This allows them to take a bow without actually accomplishing anything other then mimicry. Someone following the Karaoke Lifestyle will then have very low standards yet a high sense of self-importance. They act much like the other farm animals in the fable "The Little Red Hen", but still manage to eat a piece of the bread without actually having done any work for it but simply due to a delusional sense of themselves being geniuses. Musicians are the most frequent members of this group but it can include most any sort of person.

That girl is so obnoxious, she acts like she's the most important person on the team but always has someone else do her work for her. Just another Karaoke Lifestyle idiot squeaking by on other people's work.

by Ford Leiden December 26, 2009

Boobily Boobily

When a large breasted woman lies above you, puts her chest in your face, parts her breasts then yells "Boobily Boobily" as she lets go of her breasts and they slap against both sides of your face.

First described by the monologist Spalding Gray in the film "Swimming to Cambodia"

And then after she finished me off, she surprised me with a Boobily Boobily.

by Ford Leiden December 26, 2009

ambititstrous

A female who has control of the lactating capability of both of her breasts for non-synchronous functions.

Ellie can use her lactating tits to simultaneously write her first AND last name in the snow, she's ambititstrous!

by Ford Leiden December 26, 2009

Wikipedia Bitch

Someone who changes information on Wikipedia, most likely false information, solely for the purpose of winning an argument.

I was arguing with Mikey about James Bond being on the Sargent Pepper's album cover. So I excused myself to use the bathroom and just changed the wikipedia article on my iPhone, thus proving that I was right. I'm such a Wikipedia Bitch.

by Ford Leiden December 26, 2009

Pope Fucker

1) Someone with such low standards that they would have sexual relations with the papal father

2)Someone who has literally had sex with the pope

3)the wife or mistress of Alexander Pope

I know all about you and your "business trips to Rome" you dirty Pope Fucker!

by Ford Leiden December 26, 2009

Trout Farm

Usually a bar or restaurant, but any sort of establishment with "regulars" that all know each other and are afraid of strangers or new faces, that acts as a support group for the untalented and unfortunate people of the world who have been unsuccessful at their lives. This self-contained environment allows only positive feedback and therefore is intentionally oblivious to the real world and its harsh judgment. The denizens of this world are the "trout" that have been caught by the harsh realities of life and are farmed in a safe environment where no one can harm them. Karaoke bars and Independent Coffee Shops are frequently Trout Farms.

Everyone was telling me why my life was so terrible and I was so untalented, but the I went down to the Trout Farm and everyone told me how great I was and put gold stars on my crayon drawings!

by Ford Leiden December 26, 2009