22 definitions by Flatblok71

Harumi

An actual QUEEN. From LEGO Ninjago: Masters of Spinjitzu. Lots of people ship her with Lloyd, and it actually was a thing in the series, and she turned out to be the show’s best villain in a while.

Normie: Who’s your favorite Ninjago character?
Me: Harumi.
Normie: BUT SHES A VILLAIN
Me: that’s why I love her

by Flatblok71 October 19, 2020

Harumi

The single greatest Ninjago villain ever.

The sadistic nature of Princess Harumi (especially towards Lloyd) really defines her character.

by Flatblok71 September 29, 2020

Right Hand Man

Someone you need when you are outgunned, outmanned, outnumbered, and outplanned.

Alexander Hamilton is George Washington's right hand man.

by Flatblok71 July 19, 2020

Millennium Falcon

A piece of junk that needs to be blown out of the sky, according to Kylo Ren.

Millennium Falcon: *exists*
Kylo Ren: BLOW THAT PIECE OF JUNK OUT OF THE SKY!

by Flatblok71 June 21, 2020

Killshot

How to disassemble a machine gun in under 5 minutes.

Killshot by Eminem was so fire, it made MGK quit rap and switch to R&B.

by Flatblok71 January 2, 2021

The Sun

A deadly laser.

Hey, can we go on land? NO! Why? THE SUN IS A DEADLY LASER

by Flatblok71 May 25, 2020

Ninjago

The best LEGO franchise in existence, with a successful 15-wave-long LEGO set line and an equally successful 13-season-long TV show. The stars of the show? A team of ninjas with Avatar-like powers. Kai can bend fire, Cole can control earth, Jay can summon lightning, Zane can create ice, Nya can harness water and Lloyd can use energy, the most powerful element in existence. Led by Master Wu, they face many threats such as Lloyd’s evil father (who is also Wu’s brother), skeletons, snake people, stone warriors, The Overlord, Nindroids, a power stealing maniac, ghosts, sky pirates, an evil genie, time travelers, Lloyd’s evil princess girlfriend, dragon hunters, Oni demons, fire snakes, ice warriors, a cursed video game and most recently, an evil sorcerer

Ninjago is the best!

by Flatblok71 October 19, 2020