FlashlightMemelord's definitions

eulexia

opposite of dyslexia, when you can read really well

nobody has eulexia because it doesnt exist

by FlashlightMemelord October 20, 2018

hypochondria meniscus

something you can say to sound like a genius

fetus deletus!
uterus sportacus!
hypochondria meniscus!

by FlashlightMemelord February 1, 2018

3 o'cock

When the penis is facing directly straight, like how 12 o'cock is facing up.

when I woke up, my dick was at 3 o'cock, so I adjusted it to 12 o'cock so nobody would see

by FlashlightMemelord June 21, 2020

gtg2b

got to go to bed, can also be used as g2g2b, gtgtb, or g2gtb.

uh oh, gotta sleeb. cya 8r gtg2b xd

by FlashlightMemelord September 18, 2018

shit rape

when your ass is full of shit and it cramps like crazy and its basically the shit having unwanted anal with you hence the sexual moans

im so constipated that im afraid of going to the bathroom, thus making it worse, thus causing intense shit rape every other hour on every other day

by FlashlightMemelord October 27, 2018

neckard

a word invented by Mike Matei, no definition.

neckard - a word invented by Mike Matei, no definition.

by FlashlightMemelord December 8, 2018

yes i

what you say when someone calls you or your mom gay but you actually are, opposite of no u.

kid: ur gay lol 😂😂😂😂
me: yes i

by FlashlightMemelord October 20, 2018