hypochondria meniscus

something you can say to sound like a genius

fetus deletus!
uterus sportacus!
hypochondria meniscus!

by FlashlightMemelord February 01, 2018

monica

its a fucking woman's name

i met someone named monica

by FlashlightMemelord October 22, 2018

lanky

a guy with no style or grace. he has a funny face, he can handstand when he needs to and stretch his arms out just for you. he can inflate himself just like a balloon.

lanky kong has no grace

by FlashlightMemelord September 13, 2018

😂

the most cancerous emoji of all

hi I 11 year old boy I lik udnertael an five pizzas at Fergusons and I luv u 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

by FlashlightMemelord May 25, 2016

ikt

I know tight
used when you want to type ikr but keep typing t instead of r because phone screens are too small

1: that guy is annoying
2: ikt
*ikt
**ikt
***ilr
****ikr

by FlashlightMemelord September 09, 2018

neckard

a word invented by Mike Matei, no definition.

neckard - a word invented by Mike Matei, no definition.

by FlashlightMemelord December 08, 2018

shit rape

when your ass is full of shit and it cramps like crazy and its basically the shit having unwanted anal with you hence the sexual moans

im so constipated that im afraid of going to the bathroom, thus making it worse, thus causing intense shit rape every other hour on every other day

by FlashlightMemelord October 27, 2018