FlashlightMemelord's definitions

gtg2b

got to go to bed, can also be used as g2g2b, gtgtb, or g2gtb.

uh oh, gotta sleeb. cya 8r gtg2b xd

by FlashlightMemelord September 18, 2018

shit rape

when your ass is full of shit and it cramps like crazy and its basically the shit having unwanted anal with you hence the sexual moans

im so constipated that im afraid of going to the bathroom, thus making it worse, thus causing intense shit rape every other hour on every other day

by FlashlightMemelord October 27, 2018

neckard

a word invented by Mike Matei, no definition.

neckard - a word invented by Mike Matei, no definition.

by FlashlightMemelord December 8, 2018

yes i

what you say when someone calls you or your mom gay but you actually are, opposite of no u.

kid: ur gay lol 😂😂😂😂
me: yes i

by FlashlightMemelord October 20, 2018

hypochondria meniscus

something you can say to sound like a genius

fetus deletus!
uterus sportacus!
hypochondria meniscus!

by FlashlightMemelord February 1, 2018

balls deep

the phrase "balls deep" comes from pinball machines. when you want to launch the ball full force you pull the plunger all the way back, otherwise known as going, "balls deep."

no just kidding that one actually means what you think it does

balls deep actually means going so far in that your balls touch

by FlashlightMemelord October 13, 2018

ur parent lgbt

what you say when you insult someone but you dont know if they have one parent or two so you go for both

ur parent lgbt
no us

by FlashlightMemelord October 20, 2018