FlabbyPancakeSause's definitions

Saddle Brook Police Department

A building with a bunch of people who don't do anything, if you're rude they'll give you a job making the residents of the town upset.

If you drive like a maniacs by them they will praise you

The saddle brook police department is a joke

by FlabbyPancakeSause January 22, 2023

Twitter user

A person who gets triggered over anything that can exist or even things that don't exist.

You better watch what you say around them, they might cancel you.

That Twitter user got mad at the other Twitter user because they disagreed about the flavor of jolly ranchers

by FlabbyPancakeSause January 22, 2023

Saddle Brook

Shithole town in New jersey consisting of idiot drivers who don't respect people, nice people who don't pay attention to anyone, and at night it becomes a raceway.

It has very strange and strict laws such as, you aren't allowed to have concrete in your yard and trees are allowed unless it offends a karen or something

Saddle brook is lame

by FlabbyPancakeSause October 14, 2022

Crohns

One of the Most annoying medical conditions, you'll be in the bathroom a majority of the day and you can't cure it. But you can make it better with medicine and by not eating at all (because nearly all foods will trigger it)

I have crohns and I'm literally on the toilet writing this definition as we speak

by FlabbyPancakeSause March 28, 2023

Macbook

Expensive laptop that can't even run games

I bought a MacBook to play games, but I'm stuck with candy crush

by FlabbyPancakeSause March 28, 2023

62

It's a number between one and one hundred and patrick was not thinking of it

62 is the wrong number

by FlabbyPancakeSause February 21, 2025

5 hours 19 minutes

When a man does pushups and violently shits his pants as the song "still alive" from portal is playing in the background

Don't go to the 5 hours 19 minutes mark on portal radio loop 10 hours, it's very dangerous

by FlabbyPancakeSause January 23, 2023