Fitty Fishy's definitions

Alcowall

The imaginary force field (wall) you hit when you are on your third day straight of drinking and no amount of alcohol seems to have any effect

Dude, can you finish my grigio, I've hit my alcowall

by Fitty Fishy July 4, 2022

craptacular

When the home town you grew up in is now filled with Trump supporters and meth heads.

Man, I gotta move to Europe, this place has turned craptacular.

by Fitty Fishy July 4, 2022

colloween

A celebration the day after Halloween. Some traditions include: wearing a costume, living in a dry country and befriending a woman named Colleen.

Do you have your costumes? Hurry up, it's almost Colloween.

by Fitty Fishy October 31, 2019

Broherence

The logical unity of two bros who will goad each others' bad ideas without hesitation

Your bro: Let's go find some ants to pee on.

You, using your broherence: OK (gulps Mountain Dew then passes said Mountain Dew to your bro)

by Fitty Fishy July 4, 2022

Indadferent

When a father, step-father or dad is emotionally indifferent to his children or other family members. Phone conversations remain under 20 seconds and he finds any excuse to not be in the same room as others during social gatherings. He may claim he needs to wax his minivan or mow the lawn in the middle of family Barbeques. If face-to-face interaction is inevitable, he will chug half a Coors Lite and fall asleep halfway into your usual 7 word conversion.

Your mom: Let, me hand the phone to your dad...

You: mom, no...

Your dad (being indadferent): Hi. Well, I gotta get the mail so I'll speak to you next summer when you fly home.

by Fitty Fishy July 4, 2022

Morganese

A form of communication used by boss ass bitches who have already earned their dough for the day and are now so stoned and drunk that their words bleed into each other.

You: Hey, how was work today?

Morgan (speaking Morganese): I godd mine shuffle fo' dem hightep just staded in um back

by Fitty Fishy July 5, 2022

Karapy

A form of therapy in which patients hoard emotional problems deep inside themselves and use karaoke as their soul cathartic release.

My husband just cheated on me. Wanna sing Alanis at our next Karapy?

by Fitty Fishy July 4, 2022