A form of communication used by boss ass bitches who have already earned their dough for the day and are now so stoned and drunk that their words bleed into each other.
You: Hey, how was work today?
Morgan (speaking Morganese): I godd mine shuffle fo' dem hightep just staded in um back
Morgan (speaking Morganese): I godd mine shuffle fo' dem hightep just staded in um back
by Fitty Fishy July 05, 2022
Get the Morganesemug. Your bro: Let's go find some ants to pee on.
You, using your broherence: OK (gulps Mountain Dew then passes said Mountain Dew to your bro)
You, using your broherence: OK (gulps Mountain Dew then passes said Mountain Dew to your bro)
by Fitty Fishy July 04, 2022
Get the Broherencemug. The region of America (generally mid-western states such as Ohio and Wisconsin) where super fertile women exist. They can generally pump out several babies a year, employing them as field hands and have quick 'snap backs.'
Judgy Asshole: It was super irresponsible for you to conceive another kid, you can barely take care of yourself!
You: I'm from the American Fertile Crescent. That guy only fingered me and I got pregnant!
You: I'm from the American Fertile Crescent. That guy only fingered me and I got pregnant!
by Fitty Fishy July 04, 2022
Get the American Fertile Crescentmug. A form of therapy in which patients hoard emotional problems deep inside themselves and use karaoke as their soul cathartic release.
by Fitty Fishy July 04, 2022
Get the Karapymug. The mid-western equivalent to a detox or juice cleanse used by middle aged, lactose intolerant women (generally from Appalachia or surrounding American mid-west) consume copious amounts of sausage gravy in hopes of ridding the body of excess fluid and toxins.
by Fitty Fishy July 04, 2022
Get the Gravy Cleansemug. The imaginary force field (wall) you hit when you are on your third day straight of drinking and no amount of alcohol seems to have any effect
by Fitty Fishy July 04, 2022
Get the Alcowallmug. When a father, step-father or dad is emotionally indifferent to his children or other family members. Phone conversations remain under 20 seconds and he finds any excuse to not be in the same room as others during social gatherings. He may claim he needs to wax his minivan or mow the lawn in the middle of family Barbeques. If face-to-face interaction is inevitable, he will chug half a Coors Lite and fall asleep halfway into your usual 7 word conversion.
Your mom: Let, me hand the phone to your dad...
You: mom, no...
Your dad (being indadferent): Hi. Well, I gotta get the mail so I'll speak to you next summer when you fly home.
You: mom, no...
Your dad (being indadferent): Hi. Well, I gotta get the mail so I'll speak to you next summer when you fly home.
by Fitty Fishy July 04, 2022
Get the Indadferentmug.