2 definitions by FischerBoom1

The name of a person or thing that thinks of himself highly as royalty and that he or she is always right, and rambles on and on about the same things. Some one who can only think or see anyone of the opposite sex, which inhibits them from furthering on in their life. One who fails at school.
Girl 1: Just guess what this guys problem is?
Girl 2: What?
Girl 1: he's a commander.
Girl 2: gah that sucks, cause you know he's an idiot.
by FischerBoom1 May 19, 2011
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The act of shitting in your pants while being edward 40 hands and having a male friend tickle your ball sac
Guy1: Did you hear what happened to Jim last night?

Guy2: nah man what happened?

Guy1: Man he eicked last night; it was disgusting.
by FischerBoom1 June 14, 2011
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