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Atheist

Any person clever enough to take a stand against inconsistent religious theories and practices and instead live their life independently from alleged divine authority figures and lifestyles which enforce unjustified regulations upon their existence. Atheists generally believe that there is no god- although reasons for this choice of opinion differ, many revolve around logical thinking and lack of scientific proof, which concludes that no such being exists. Just because someone is an atheist does not mean that they do not want to believe in god... it just means that there is no realistic evidence to support any claims of god's existence- and therefore no reason to believe in god itself.
An atheist is a person of logic and sense, independent of religion and it's customs.
by Firelovesugar June 30, 2009
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Slummed

When you're slightly tipsy/buzzed, and you simply refuse to do anything involving physical movement because you just can't be bothered.
Sarah: Hey, you gonna dance?
Joe: Hell no, I'm slummed... you do it...
by Firelovesugar January 11, 2009
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Housewife Telly

Television shows usually watched by the stereotypical housewife. (note the word stereotypical, I'm not implying they all watch it). Some of these shows include:

The Jeremy Kyle Show
Katie and Peter: The Next Chapter
Katie and Peter: Stateside
What Katie Did Next
Kerry Katona: The Next Chapter
Big Brother
Gossip Girl
The Only Way is Essex

Basically any program that adheres to our modern culture of glamorised mediocrity. See also: Daytime Television
Woman: Oh look, Katy Price is moving on with her life, isn't that interesting dear?
Man: Hardly, now get that housewife telly off and put a decent program on...
by Firelovesugar April 27, 2011
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acid moment

A word to describe any of the following:
1. A seemingly ordinary event which has a surreal or hallucinogenic twist...
2. That wierd feeling you get when you feel something is out of place/sync, yet others are oblivious to your
realisation.
3. Any defining moment in a psychedelic experience which has a personal importance or relevance.
The following examples are not necessarily accurate, but are merely a guideline to emphasise the definition :)
1 - acid moment: a neon green tandem bike with pink fluffy pedals riding through the most unpleasant part of town...
2 - acid moment: Deja Vu or any related mindset that relates to the definition...
3 - acid moment: when you realise the universe is not the actual structure around you but the complex synergy of emotions, experiences and choices that define your very existence.
by Firelovesugar April 20, 2009
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government

1. Discourages enjoyment, recreation,
creativity, human rights and freedom.
2. Encourages corrupt beliefs, productivity, slavery and propaganda.
3. Money making totalarianists.
4. Wish to enslave every man woman and child.
5. Creator of the matrix- the routine which our lives follow e.g born, work, die.
6. Try to force corrupt opinions and lies onto your thinking through the use of propaganda.
7. Think they know what's better for you... which is total bullshit.
8. A system which should crash and burn whilst we laugh at its incompetence.
9. Control- nothing more, nothing less.
10. Terminating your free will and your preferred profession in life- which is why the majority of us end up in pre-determined jobs, instead of custom ones such as becoming activists, artists, philosophers and musicians.
11. Will destroy you if you question them.
12. In it for the money.
13. Create the illusion of freedom- the reality is domination.
14. Fail to realise that humans cannot be governed by control- control is governed by man: with us, control is exercised when necessary- unlike the government, where it is abused to enforce order.
15. hated by teenagers and anyone with any sense :)
16. Supported by adults and those who succumbed to propaganda- forget them, they are too late to be saved :(
16. Crash
17. Burn
18. DIE!
19. FOREVERMORE! :)
20. "By tomorrow, I will be dead, because the census carried out with all our personal details was given to the government, so we can be found and destroyed- and me and my family will be targeted tomorrow at sundown :("

Give this definition to anyone who has not seen the light- act now, and their souls will be spared :P
Quotes to summarize the government:
"Pro money for us, pro recession for you"
"Drugs can make you see the truth- which is why we banned them"
"Life is productive, not custom"
"Free will is blasphemy"
"Nothing you say or do will defeat us- because we can unleash armed death squads onto you mere mortals mwuhahaha!"
"Your needs? HA!"
"Biased is truth"
"If we wrote this, the results would support our views, motives, and system in general, and we will force it onto you through our opinion elimination device- PROPAGANDA!"
by Firelovesugar January 14, 2009
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Muphoria

Simple- Feelings of euphoria experienced by music alone- uplifting songs are a specialty!
I used to trip out to ray of light as a minor, like the music was flowing through every nerve and emotion- complete muphoria :)
by Firelovesugar January 12, 2009
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Punk (subculture)

When it comes down to it, punks are just hippies with a tough guy facade :D
Punk (subculture)- "God them hippies have pretty much the same belief system as me- but man they look like a bunch of sissies... I know, I'll dress up really tough and create a new movement like the hippies, but without all the flower power 'all you need is love' crap" - and thats how it happened :P jk...
by Firelovesugar July 26, 2010
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