Finnerty's definitions

Akita inu

A japanese breed of dog. The Akita inu is actualy slightly different from the American Akita. They are a big breed of dog that are loyal to their owners. However due to their intellegance they need some thing to do other wise they can become destructive if bored. They can be good with children and playful. However they can be protective so a firm hand is needed. These dogs are very strong so they are not for those without a strong will and a strong uper body strength.

There average life span is 10yrs. These dogs have a 32% chance of dieing of cancer.

"I really want an Akita inu they are soo beautiful"

"Aren't they American, no sorry their Japanese"

"Yer Japanese they are also very strong"

by Finnerty October 25, 2009

Bitch fit

This usualy happens when a girl has had a very bad day and some thing just pushes her over the edge. Then she goes and does some thing totaly nasty, uncalled for and bitchy to some one who didn't deserve it. These sitations should be avioded at all times.

"Dude the other night i accidently broke this girls handbag and she started to go all read and was giving me the evils"

"So"
"So here friend was all like get out of here she going to have a bitch fit"

"I just stopped ad ran"

by Finnerty November 27, 2009

Alaskan malamute

An alaskan type of breed the Alaskan malamute was originaly bred for pulling sledges just like the Sibearian Huski wich the Malamute is some times confused with due to their similarities.

An Alaskan Malaute has thick fur and unlike the Huskie it has brown eyes.

"That Sibearian Huskie is so cute"

"Yer except that isn't a Huskie, its a Alaskan Malamute"

by Finnerty January 17, 2010

Harrypotter

A film based on the book by J.K. Rolling

I watched harrypotter last night.

by Finnerty September 8, 2009

Fry

A red headed character from Futurerama. He was frozen in the Year 2000 on new years eve. He was unfrozen 1000 years later. He then met Leela, bender and Dr Ziodberg along with a few other characters. In the the past he was a pizza delivery boy and his girl friend had just broken up with him. He hated his life and job in the past. Even though he again became a delivery boy in the future he claimed it was his was happy about that?? i don't know after all he is stupid.

In one episode he claimed that he had made out with a radiator 'girl' from the radiator planet, but to his disapointment and embarasment he was told that it was just a radiator lol.

"Dude Fry is my favourite character"

"Why"

"because he's stupid"

by Finnerty October 25, 2009

Saarlooswolfhound

The Saarlooswolfhound was originaly bred by hte dutch breeder Leendert Saarloos in 1921. It is a strong imposing dog that has kept its wolf like appearance.

The Saarloos wolfhound was originaly a cross breed between a male German shepard and a female Eurasion Wolf. It si said that the saarlooswolfhound is only recommend for experianced owners.

the saarlooswolfhound can grown up to 30 inches at the shoulders and weighs up to 100lbs.

They are a very rare pure breed and can cost up to $2,000

"Dude you got a Saarlooswolfhound how much did that set you back?"

"$2,000"

by Finnerty January 17, 2010

Bloat

A life threatening condition developed in dogs. Also known as Gastric Tortion this is were the stomach doesn't empty properly, then swells with and gas and then twists. Any breed that has a deep and narrow chest is prone to this. This can be solved by medication if the stomach hasn't yet twisted. However once the stomach has twisted it can only be treated with an expensive operation. This is only if the condition is caught in the early stages. If conditions are gone unrecognised it could cause a certain and painful death.

"Dude i had to put my dog down last night"
"Why"
"Because her stomach twisted the vet called it bloat"

by finnerty August 29, 2009