Finnerty's definitions

Munchies

Were you get really hungry and so eat loads. This can happen after smoking drugs usualy weed. How wold i know i have never done drugs.

i just smoked weed now i have the munchies.

by Finnerty August 28, 2009

Bloat

A life threatening condition developed in dogs. Also known as Gastric Tortion this is were the stomach doesn't empty properly, then swells with and gas and then twists. Any breed that has a deep and narrow chest is prone to this. This can be solved by medication if the stomach hasn't yet twisted. However once the stomach has twisted it can only be treated with an expensive operation. This is only if the condition is caught in the early stages. If conditions are gone unrecognised it could cause a certain and painful death.

"Dude i had to put my dog down last night"
"Why"
"Because her stomach twisted the vet called it bloat"

by finnerty August 29, 2009

Hallooween

A song wich is the theme tune from the film Nightmare before christmas It has being performed by many artists.

"what is the opening to Hallooween"

"Oh i think it's boys and girls of every age, don't you want to see some thing strange..."

by Finnerty October 24, 2009

Bitch fit

This usualy happens when a girl has had a very bad day and some thing just pushes her over the edge. Then she goes and does some thing totaly nasty, uncalled for and bitchy to some one who didn't deserve it. These sitations should be avioded at all times.

"Dude the other night i accidently broke this girls handbag and she started to go all read and was giving me the evils"

"So"
"So here friend was all like get out of here she going to have a bitch fit"

"I just stopped ad ran"

by Finnerty November 27, 2009

Akita inu

A japanese breed of dog. The Akita inu is actualy slightly different from the American Akita. They are a big breed of dog that are loyal to their owners. However due to their intellegance they need some thing to do other wise they can become destructive if bored. They can be good with children and playful. However they can be protective so a firm hand is needed. These dogs are very strong so they are not for those without a strong will and a strong uper body strength.

There average life span is 10yrs. These dogs have a 32% chance of dieing of cancer.

"I really want an Akita inu they are soo beautiful"

"Aren't they American, no sorry their Japanese"

"Yer Japanese they are also very strong"

by Finnerty October 25, 2009

Tick

A small insect that attaches it's self to other living creatures and sucks their blood thus gaining the name pest. Ticks must be removed from the body or it will cause serious damage to the host such as blood loss. If ticks are found on animals it is best to get them to the vet asap.

Jessie a 9 week old puppy masstif was coverd in more then 1,000 ticks and if she wasn't found when she was she would of died of blood loss.

by Finnerty November 22, 2009

Douche bag

A douche bag is:

A some thing a prostitue or any women uses to clean out their vagina after un protected sex.

B some one who is generaly not a very nice person and is nasty to every one around them. Generaly applied to guys but girls count as well.

Eww is that a douche bag.

by Finnerty May 27, 2010