FinalPhoenix's definitions

Poopootosis

noun
1. The condition of having a diaper filled to capacity with feces.

Origin of Poopootosis
2017
Coined by Final Phoenix to describe the "unnatural" state of his girlfriend's children's diapers.

"How can one kid possibly make something so foul.. And so much of it!? This one's plumb ate up with the Poopootosis." - Final Phoenix

by finalphoenix October 20, 2017

hock

1. To sell or pawn something
2. To throw something

1. I blew all my money in vegas... now i gotta hock my watch to get the bus fare home

2. Quit hockin snowballs at me ya fool!

by FinalPhoenix February 14, 2004

n00b cannon

1.
A channel operator on IRC who racks up vast numbers of kicks - usually in channels where people won't stfu and rtfm

2.
An IRC channel which draws bunches of lame n00b's who get kicked (cannoned)frequently. (Usually ANY *nix related channel..)

1.
<Foo> !kick Lamer1
<foo> !kick Lamer2
<RogerD> Foo is in his n00b cannon mode today..

2. <RogerD> You can't even talk in #linuxhelp anymore these days cuz of all the kick messages. The place is a n00b cannon!

by FinalPhoenix February 14, 2004

Farts Glitter

An expression used to illustrate the point that a (usually) male is flamboyantly homosexual.

Bob: "I'm pretty sure Jeremy's flirting with my ol' lady.. I'm gonna go do something retarded that will land me in jail for a while."

Frank: "HAHAHAHAHA, you retard! He's not hitting on your sister!"

Bob: "Yeah he sure be is! Look at em! All havin' a good time, hoppin' around gigglin..' "

Frank: "Bob.. I don't know how to tell you this in a way you'll understand.. Considering you met Jeremy's 'room mate' that he's lived with the last ten years. You saw how immaculate the apartment he insists is called a 'flat' was. He wears Gucci and pays more for one hair cut than you paid for those hair plugs.. Jeremy's gay."

Bob: "Whuuuuu? I aint's not no never no how usta'could.. You mean he is just a happy individual?"

Frank: "He farts glitter. Bob. Out of his ass. And it's like a fabulous rainbow of skittles."

Bob: "Oh, one of them thar types! So that's why he always smells so good and all the girls say he dresses more better than me!"

by finalphoenix April 10, 2014

wtfu

Abbreviated version of "Wake The Fuck Up". Used in chat rooms of any kind when a person is AFK and somebody wants to talk to them. See also STFU

<Homestar>I'm going afk, TTYL
<Strong_bad> Hey i wasnt done talking to you! WTFU!

by FinalPhoenix September 23, 2003

pwned

1. Came from Counter-Strike, meaning "Pistol Owned". Very humiliating for whoever got "pwned" as the pistol is the weakest weapon in the game.

*JN01 just filled Foo full of holes with the pistol!
<JNO1>Hah! You just got pwned!
<Foo>... stfu

by FinalPhoenix November 19, 2003

buttload

N. 1. An extremely large quantity of anything that takes up space. 10x bigger than an assload , and 100x bigger than a shitload , yet smaller than a truckload.

The teach gave me a buttload of math homework tonight.. and i have to show my work!

by FinalPhoenix October 8, 2003