19 definitions by FinalPhoenix
1. I blew all my money in vegas... now i gotta hock my watch to get the bus fare home
2. Quit hockin snowballs at me ya fool!
2. Quit hockin snowballs at me ya fool!
by FinalPhoenix February 14, 2004
Noun.
1. General, all encompassing description for the release of several of any kind of fart in rapid succession. Similar in form to the Machine Gun Fart, though each blast is it's own entity - not one large fart broken up by the rapid opening and closing of an anal seizure.
2. A stacked release of farts, controlled or uncontrollable.
Idioms.
Caused a farting fit, like a metronome; After all that greasy food, every push produced a fart.
Fit of farts, uncontrollable; The more I laughed, the more I farted. I just couldn't stop!
1. General, all encompassing description for the release of several of any kind of fart in rapid succession. Similar in form to the Machine Gun Fart, though each blast is it's own entity - not one large fart broken up by the rapid opening and closing of an anal seizure.
2. A stacked release of farts, controlled or uncontrollable.
Idioms.
Caused a farting fit, like a metronome; After all that greasy food, every push produced a fart.
Fit of farts, uncontrollable; The more I laughed, the more I farted. I just couldn't stop!
Person A: "What the hell's wrong with Sally? She was laughing, then she shit her pants, then she started laughing and crying, then kept shitting her pants, then the crazy woman just up and left!"
Person B: "I don't know man, she just had a farting fit!"
Person C: "I know, right! But now my couch smells like the floor of a peep show.."
Person B: "I don't know man, she just had a farting fit!"
Person C: "I know, right! But now my couch smells like the floor of a peep show.."
by FinalPhoenix March 1, 2014
A website that becomes unreachable after getting mass amounts of traffic by being mentioned somewhere else. Used much like Slashdotted except it refers to the news site Fark.com
by FinalPhoenix September 24, 2003
1. Came from Counter-Strike, meaning "Pistol Owned". Very humiliating for whoever got "pwned" as the pistol is the weakest weapon in the game.
by FinalPhoenix November 19, 2003
Noun. Pathology.
1. The condition of painful burning in between the butt cheeks caused by the mixture of fecal matter accidentally expelled during a previous farting fit and sweat pooling up between them over an extended period of time. Symptoms of localized pain elsewhere, such as the parts with the most weight or folding are also common. Almost exclusively happens while sitting in an uncomfortably hot environment.
2. An extreme advancement of Swamp Ass. Most fatal cases are preceded by an untreated shart.
Idiom.
A case of cab driver's ass; inevitable: If you don't stuff some paper between those cheeks, you're gonna get a case of cab driver's ass.
rel.
Truck Driver's Ass, Semi Booty, Fat Fan Syndrome
1. The condition of painful burning in between the butt cheeks caused by the mixture of fecal matter accidentally expelled during a previous farting fit and sweat pooling up between them over an extended period of time. Symptoms of localized pain elsewhere, such as the parts with the most weight or folding are also common. Almost exclusively happens while sitting in an uncomfortably hot environment.
2. An extreme advancement of Swamp Ass. Most fatal cases are preceded by an untreated shart.
Idiom.
A case of cab driver's ass; inevitable: If you don't stuff some paper between those cheeks, you're gonna get a case of cab driver's ass.
rel.
Truck Driver's Ass, Semi Booty, Fat Fan Syndrome
"It was a long trip.. I finally got the kids to Disney Land, but the air conditioner quit working ten minutes into the drive and when I got there I had a flaming case of the cab driver's ass. I was so miserable, I flipped Mickey Mouse off and told Donald Duck to put on some damn pants. Did you know the Epcot Center has a secret dungeon? Yeah, security took me there."
by FinalPhoenix March 1, 2014
A common term found in unix/linux/bsd program help pages as space fillers for a word.
Or, can be used as a less intense or childish form of fubar.
Or, can be used as a less intense or childish form of fubar.
To run the program, simply cd to the directory you installed it in like this:
user@localhost cd foo/bar
or
The server foobared again?
user@localhost cd foo/bar
or
The server foobared again?
by FinalPhoenix September 24, 2003
1. Used in online RPG's and other games as a measure of a character's power.
2. Can be used by the person playing a character in a game, meaning "level up"
2. Can be used by the person playing a character in a game, meaning "level up"
1. Dang.. I still need 5 more levels before I can do anything useful
2. After I level my guy, i'm quitting for the night
2. After I level my guy, i'm quitting for the night
by FinalPhoenix September 24, 2003