11 definitions by FilthyMan69

Fake Drunk Fucker

When someone pretends to be extremely shit face wasted just so they can get laid and have an excuse for fucking such a disgusting ditch pig.

"Man I can't believe I nailed that gross bitch who looks like a troll. I was so beyond wasted."

"Fuck off you liar. Ur such a fake drunk fucker, you knew exactly what you were doing."

by FilthyMan69 May 30, 2007

Walk of Shame

When you blow a load on a girls back after fucking her doggystyle and refuse to help her clean it off so she is forced to walk awkwardly to the bathroom to clean it herself.

Bro, I totally gave Brittney the walk of shame treatment last night and laughed my ass off while she hobbled to the bathroom to clean up.

by FilthyMan69 May 30, 2007

dangder

When you know you straight fucked a ho like she ain't never been slammed before.

"Hey what you end up doing with that girl last night?"

"Bro I straight dangder!"

by FilthyMan69 November 7, 2007

Grainy Surprise

When your fucking a girl from behind real hard and your dick accidently slips out of her pussy and tears into her ass.

She yelped like a chihuahua when I gave her a Grainy Surprise.

by FilthyMan69 March 29, 2006

tight right there

An extension of the word tight, meaning something that is really good, but much much better.

Man that shit is tight right there!

by FilthyMan69 November 7, 2007

critter

The lowest most disgusting form of a human being possible. Also just an incredibly massive loser.

"Wow that guy is such a huge critter."

by FilthyMan69 December 23, 2007

slangin' dang

The act of a male prostituting. A male selling sex in return for money.

"Shit, slangin' dang was the best idea I ever had. Look how much money I'm pullin in on Saturday nights."

"No fuckin way! You got like 5 G's there."

by FilthyMan69 November 13, 2007