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Narsexual

Being sexualy atracted to narwhals.
Last night I saw Jake masturbating to Animal Planet again...I think that boy's a narsexual!
by Figure.10 July 8, 2009
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Nor-Cal

Northern California. Where the capital, Sacramento, is.

All of the Cali with none of the douchebags.

We have everything you could ever want, and also me.

You wish you were here right now, you know you do.

The best place ever.
by Figure.10 May 29, 2009
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cream your panties

To become aroused, making hawt secretions come out of your vagina.

It happens when you see something sexualy stimulating, such as a guy with awesome hair or V lines.
Figure.10: "Ok, now we're going to watch Harry Potter and The Goblet of Fire-"

*fangirl scream*

Figure.10: "Please people, try not to cream your panties."

*all fail*
by Figure.10 June 24, 2009
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Rat Terrier

A breed of dog ranging from standard size (13 to 18 inches at the shoulder) to minuture (13 inches and under)

Small dogs who -unlike Chihuahaus- don't have an annoying, yippy bark and are smarter than a bag of hair. Much smarter, really.

By show standards, a Rattie's tail should be docked (see-Animal Cruelty), but who wants a dog with a stubby tail?

A great, cute, entergetic dog, search Rat Terrier on youtube and see some videos of just how funny they are, if you had any doubts as to their awesomeness.
I love my Rat Terrier, Precious. She's kept me safe from evil mailmen for three years now! XD
by Figure.10 July 13, 2009
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Molestation

Two definitions:

1- Rape of sexual assault.

2- What you yell when you grab someone suddenly without warning.
1- Your mom was convicted in that molestation case.

2-

Figure.10: *sneaks up behind you*

You: "la la la.."

Figure.10: *launches!*

You: "AHH HOLY SHIT!!"

Figure.10: "Molestaion!!!"
by Figure.10 June 30, 2009
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Teen Movies

Movies derected at teenagers. They usualy take place in a white, middle class high school where everyone is skinny and the only girl with C-cups is considered fat.

They try to teach you something about fitting in with your peers, or some other bullshit like that.

Spoiler alert- The geeky kid gets a makeover and wins the jock's heart in the end. The mean girls get done-in in a comical, non-imitatable way, and the unsupportive friend gets stuck with a sterotypical loser.
Mom: "So how was school today, sweet potato?"

Figure.10: "It sucked, we did nothing but watch frickin teen movies."
by Figure.10 June 23, 2009
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Black Books

Black Books is a hilarious telivision show from the U.K that amazingly only ran for three seasons. It stars Dylan Moran as Bernard Black, a cynical alcoholic who loves his books and hates his customers. His friend Fran (Tamsin Greg), and his "assistant" Manny (Lord of the Rings), help in making his life as difficult as he thinks it is. It realy is worth a watch, and I recomend renting it from a place like Netflix, so you can watch it over again with your friends.
Amoung the many memorable bits are "robot prostitute from the future", "hiding in the crisps again!", "our friends, the genitals", and of course, "The little book of calm".
Sample dialogue from Black Books

Manny; looking in mirror,: "Do you think I should trim my beard?"

Bernard; reading book,: "Yes I think you should trim it, and shave it off" , turns page, "and staple it to a frisbee, and fling it over a rainbow."
by Figure.10 May 17, 2009
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