Ugly Baby

A poor little baby who is ugly as fuck.

Figure.10: "Don't look now, there's an ugly baby behind you!"

Danni: "Oh shit..come on..back away slowly."

*both back away slowly*

by Figure.10 June 30, 2009

Craig Tucker

A character from South Park. Known for his nasal voice and general cynisim. He wears a blue hat with flaps and ties on it, which has a yellow poof ball on top. He has shiney black hair. He gets into trouble alot, usualy for flipping everyone off. He can't help it. Craig's whole family is like that. He's also gay for Tweek. Few people know this.

Craig Tucker is awesome.

by Figure.10 June 01, 2009

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Slash.

The best thing ever.

The pairing of two male characters from any fandom, also used to denote a fanfiction in which this happens- with NON-animu characters!

That is called shohen-ai or something. I can't spell it. I'm not Japanese.

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fuckwad: "Did you read that new South Park yaoi doishiji?"

Figure.10: *quizical glance* "Uh..you mean the South Park slash comic?"

fuckwad: "Comic?!?"

Figure.10 *facepalm*

Later that day---

Figure.10: "la la de da la la.."

Rabid fangirls: "ATTACK!!!"

Figure.10: "HOLY JESUS CHRISPY MONKEY BALLS!!!!"

*is killed*

by Figure.10 June 30, 2009

Boner batter

Male ejaculate. duh.

Eww..you got your boner batter all over my new dress!

by Figure.10 June 24, 2009

&balls;

HTML code for balls.

Dude, you need to grow some &balls;!!1!one!

by Figure.10 June 24, 2009

Narsexual

Being sexualy atracted to narwhals.

Last night I saw Jake masturbating to Animal Planet again...I think that boy's a narsexual!

by Figure.10 July 08, 2009

Nor-Cal

Northern California. Where the capital, Sacramento, is.

All of the Cali with none of the douchebags.

We have everything you could ever want, and also me.

You wish you were here right now, you know you do.

The best place ever.

Nor-Cal is hella better than So-Cal

by Figure.10 May 29, 2009