Narsexual

Being sexualy atracted to narwhals.

Last night I saw Jake masturbating to Animal Planet again...I think that boy's a narsexual!

by Figure.10 July 08, 2009

Slang Term For Marajuana

What every single word on urbandictionary is, according to the pot heads that think there just arn't enough refrences to weed in urbandictionary.

You know, every word you just said is defined here as a slang term for Marajuana.

by Figure.10 July 13, 2009

Nose Fetish

A nose fetish is having an extreme liking for noses, either mearly their appearance or the feel of them as well. Both girls and guys can find different shapes of noses particularly apealing.

~ Nose Fetish in action ~
...........

Craig: "What's your favorite thing about ME, then?

Figure.10: *thinks* "Uh...your nose."

Craig: "...WHAT??!?"

by Figure.10 May 29, 2009

Teen Movies

Movies derected at teenagers. They usualy take place in a white, middle class high school where everyone is skinny and the only girl with C-cups is considered fat.

They try to teach you something about fitting in with your peers, or some other bullshit like that.

Spoiler alert- The geeky kid gets a makeover and wins the jock's heart in the end. The mean girls get done-in in a comical, non-imitatable way, and the unsupportive friend gets stuck with a sterotypical loser.

Mom: "So how was school today, sweet potato?"

Figure.10: "It sucked, we did nothing but watch frickin teen movies."

by Figure.10 June 24, 2009

Free Lunch

Used to refer to a *-free or catch free offer, the expression "there is no free lunch" sums it up.

fucktard: "This flyer says I can win a free Ipod!"

Figure.10: "There's no free lunch, butthole."

by Figure.10 June 27, 2009

&balls;

HTML code for balls.

Dude, you need to grow some &balls;!!1!one!

by Figure.10 June 25, 2009

cream your panties

To become aroused, making hawt secretions come out of your vagina.

It happens when you see something sexualy stimulating, such as a guy with awesome hair or V lines.

Figure.10: "Ok, now we're going to watch Harry Potter and The Goblet of Fire-"

*fangirl scream*

Figure.10: "Please people, try not to cream your panties."

*all fail*

by Figure.10 June 24, 2009