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by Figure.10 June 24, 2009
Get the &balls;mug. by Figure.10 June 24, 2009
Get the Boner battermug. Having a great affinity for people with accents. Any applies, though it's usualy confined to one or two.
~ Accent Fetish at work ~
Danni: "How ya' been?
Figure.10: "I had a dream I was at an Australian boy's school"
Danni: "Ooo, nice"
Danni: "How ya' been?
Figure.10: "I had a dream I was at an Australian boy's school"
Danni: "Ooo, nice"
by Figure.10 May 30, 2009
Get the Accent Fetishmug. Black Books is a hilarious telivision show from the U.K that amazingly only ran for three seasons. It stars Dylan Moran as Bernard Black, a cynical alcoholic who loves his books and hates his customers. His friend Fran (Tamsin Greg), and his "assistant" Manny (Lord of the Rings), help in making his life as difficult as he thinks it is. It realy is worth a watch, and I recomend renting it from a place like Netflix, so you can watch it over again with your friends.
Amoung the many memorable bits are "robot prostitute from the future", "hiding in the crisps again!", "our friends, the genitals", and of course, "The little book of calm".
Amoung the many memorable bits are "robot prostitute from the future", "hiding in the crisps again!", "our friends, the genitals", and of course, "The little book of calm".
Sample dialogue from Black Books
Manny; looking in mirror,: "Do you think I should trim my beard?"
Bernard; reading book,: "Yes I think you should trim it, and shave it off" , turns page, "and staple it to a frisbee, and fling it over a rainbow."
Manny; looking in mirror,: "Do you think I should trim my beard?"
Bernard; reading book,: "Yes I think you should trim it, and shave it off" , turns page, "and staple it to a frisbee, and fling it over a rainbow."
by Figure.10 May 17, 2009
Get the Black Booksmug. Figure.10: "Don't look now, there's an ugly baby behind you!"
Danni: "Oh shit..come on..back away slowly."
*both back away slowly*
Danni: "Oh shit..come on..back away slowly."
*both back away slowly*
by Figure.10 June 30, 2009
Get the Ugly Babymug. Southern California.
It has some cool stuff, but lots of nasty people and teenagers with a out of wack sense of entitlement.
Could be worse.
It has some cool stuff, but lots of nasty people and teenagers with a out of wack sense of entitlement.
Could be worse.
fucktard: "Dude! I just got an STD from some slut in Santa Cruz!"
Figure.10: "damn"
fucktard: "But I did get some nice shoes"
Figure.10: "..." *coughs* "well, that's why they call it So-so Cal."
Figure.10: "damn"
fucktard: "But I did get some nice shoes"
Figure.10: "..." *coughs* "well, that's why they call it So-so Cal."
by Figure.10 July 10, 2009
Get the So-so Calmug. A hair fetish is having the need for the object of one's affections to have a special type, colour, style, etc; of hair in order to be found attractive. This fetish is not exclusive to guys, as many girls find guy's hair to be a major turn-on.
~Example of hair fetish~
Alexan: "Why don't you like him? I thought he was cute!"
Figure.10: "Urg..yeah..but he had a fucking crew-cut and...."
(sees guy with awesome hair)
"HOLY CHEESE MOTHER!"
Alexan: "..."
Alexan: "Why don't you like him? I thought he was cute!"
Figure.10: "Urg..yeah..but he had a fucking crew-cut and...."
(sees guy with awesome hair)
"HOLY CHEESE MOTHER!"
Alexan: "..."
by Figure.10 May 26, 2009
Get the Hair Fetishmug.