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Molestation

Two definitions:

1- Rape of sexual assault.

2- What you yell when you grab someone suddenly without warning.
1- Your mom was convicted in that molestation case.

2-

Figure.10: *sneaks up behind you*

You: "la la la.."

Figure.10: *launches!*

You: "AHH HOLY SHIT!!"

Figure.10: "Molestaion!!!"
by Figure.10 June 30, 2009
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Hair Fetish

A hair fetish is having the need for the object of one's affections to have a special type, colour, style, etc; of hair in order to be found attractive. This fetish is not exclusive to guys, as many girls find guy's hair to be a major turn-on.
~Example of hair fetish~

Alexan: "Why don't you like him? I thought he was cute!"

Figure.10: "Urg..yeah..but he had a fucking crew-cut and...."

(sees guy with awesome hair)

"HOLY CHEESE MOTHER!"

Alexan: "..."
by Figure.10 May 26, 2009
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Craig Tucker

A character from South Park. Known for his nasal voice and general cynisim. He wears a blue hat with flaps and ties on it, which has a yellow poof ball on top. He has shiney black hair. He gets into trouble alot, usualy for flipping everyone off. He can't help it. Craig's whole family is like that. He's also gay for Tweek. Few people know this.
by Figure.10 June 1, 2009
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Slash.

The best thing ever.

The pairing of two male characters from any fandom, also used to denote a fanfiction in which this happens- with NON-animu characters!

That is called shohen-ai or something. I can't spell it. I'm not Japanese.
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fuckwad: "Did you read that new South Park yaoi doishiji?"

Figure.10: *quizical glance* "Uh..you mean the South Park slash comic?"

fuckwad: "Comic?!?"

Figure.10 *facepalm*

Later that day---

Figure.10: "la la de da la la.."

Rabid fangirls: "ATTACK!!!"

Figure.10: "HOLY JESUS CHRISPY MONKEY BALLS!!!!"

*is killed*
by Figure.10 June 30, 2009
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Ugly Baby

Figure.10: "Don't look now, there's an ugly baby behind you!"

Danni: "Oh shit..come on..back away slowly."

*both back away slowly*
by Figure.10 June 30, 2009
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So-so Cal

Southern California.

It has some cool stuff, but lots of nasty people and teenagers with a out of wack sense of entitlement.

Could be worse.
fucktard: "Dude! I just got an STD from some slut in Santa Cruz!"

Figure.10: "damn"

fucktard: "But I did get some nice shoes"

Figure.10: "..." *coughs* "well, that's why they call it So-so Cal."
by Figure.10 July 10, 2009
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Accent Fetish

Having a great affinity for people with accents. Any applies, though it's usualy confined to one or two.
~ Accent Fetish at work ~

Danni: "How ya' been?

Figure.10: "I had a dream I was at an Australian boy's school"

Danni: "Ooo, nice"
by Figure.10 May 30, 2009
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